Since Al Gore told everyone that the world was going to end very soon there has been a noted lack of guidance about what to do when the inevitable actually happens. Hollywood, as always, has stepped into the breach, presenting a series of likely disaster scenarios and how to survive them. The most recent of these is Legion, a step by step guide on evading a vengeful god.
In Legion, God (Christian, white) has decided that enough is enough and humanity should be punished for all its warring, raping, pillaging and general good times by being extinguishing it. Archangel Michael, heaven's equivalent of General MacArthur, couldn't disagree more and decides to stop his old boss by travelling to earth, robbing an armoury and shooting anything that looks evil (apparently God also has demons). It's not just a straight out fight though, every fantasy story also needs a macguffin and Legion's is a mystical baby that Michael must protect for humanity to survive. It's a little bit like Terminator 2, but with a less believable antagonist, and based at a truckstop in the desert.
Theoretically, an action film with a massive special effects budget and a plot that revolves around gods and guns shouldn't be too difficult to make. Unfortunately, when you combine the two and get the guy who normally does the effects to also write the screenplay it is doomed to failure. Scott Stewart, the writer and director of Legion has done exactly that, managing to make a film that feels like he's just strung a series of his favourite special effects together and then wrapped it in any old hackneyed plot.
Despite the below par narrative, Legion has a reasonable cast. Paul Bettany is convincing as the tortured ex-angel Michael, while Lucas Black puts in a competent performance as Jeep Hanson, the mystical baby's slightly dim step-father. It's sad to see Dennis Quaid being given so little in such a mediocre role, but as the saying goes, you can't polish a turd, and he, like the rest of the cast, does the best with what he's given.
Legion is a difficult film to watch, building up tension before letting it slowly wind down in lengthy character development dialogues, which then usually culminates in a totally unrelated special effect. A more specific and focused plot it could have made it a reasonable film, but as it stands it seems more like a made-for-TV late night special than a Hollywood blockbuster.
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In Legion, God (Christian, white) has decided that enough is enough and humanity should be punished for all its warring, raping, pillaging and general good times by being extinguishing it. Archangel Michael, heaven's equivalent of General MacArthur, couldn't disagree more and decides to stop his old boss by travelling to earth, robbing an armoury and shooting anything that looks evil (apparently God also has demons). It's not just a straight out fight though, every fantasy story also needs a macguffin and Legion's is a mystical baby that Michael must protect for humanity to survive. It's a little bit like Terminator 2, but with a less believable antagonist, and based at a truckstop in the desert.
Theoretically, an action film with a massive special effects budget and a plot that revolves around gods and guns shouldn't be too difficult to make. Unfortunately, when you combine the two and get the guy who normally does the effects to also write the screenplay it is doomed to failure. Scott Stewart, the writer and director of Legion has done exactly that, managing to make a film that feels like he's just strung a series of his favourite special effects together and then wrapped it in any old hackneyed plot.
Despite the below par narrative, Legion has a reasonable cast. Paul Bettany is convincing as the tortured ex-angel Michael, while Lucas Black puts in a competent performance as Jeep Hanson, the mystical baby's slightly dim step-father. It's sad to see Dennis Quaid being given so little in such a mediocre role, but as the saying goes, you can't polish a turd, and he, like the rest of the cast, does the best with what he's given.
Legion is a difficult film to watch, building up tension before letting it slowly wind down in lengthy character development dialogues, which then usually culminates in a totally unrelated special effect. A more specific and focused plot it could have made it a reasonable film, but as it stands it seems more like a made-for-TV late night special than a Hollywood blockbuster.
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