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Disaster Movie (2008)
Complete and utter garbage. Avoid it.
The two worst writers of ''Scary movie'' have come up with something extraordinary; ''Disaster movie'', quite possibly the worst movie ever. It's worse than bad, it's Unbelievably bad, and ,above all, UNIMAGINABLY unfunny. It's that bad, it's an insult to filmmaking.
When you first see the title, you would think that it's a spoof of disaster movies, like Twister, The day after tomorrow, Titanic, the towering inferno, and others. WRONG. The only things that have anything to do with disasters in the whole movie are a couple of obviously fake plastic asteroids, a lousy GGI tornado and a random freeze(Where did that come from?!). The rest of the movie is spent on unfunny references(not spoofs) of movies like The dark knight, sex and the city, Juno, High school musical, Alvin and the chipmunks, Batman, Don't mess with the zohan, Kung-fu Panda, Beowulf, The love guru, and celebrities like Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Matt Damon, Jessica Simpson, Amy winehouse, and many others.
The humour is amazingly stupid and so immature that I doubt even a five year old would find it even remotely funny. When the movie makers does attempt to actually make a joke about something, they repeat the joke a trillion times, and, worst of all, they actually EXPLAIN the jokes and why they are supposed to be funny. Horrible.
The acting is so bad that it does'nt deserve to be called acting. The directing seems nonexistent and the script is a total mess with nothing even mildly intelligent in it. I actually felt physically sick while watching this and it's a wonder that I watched through it without getting brain damage.
Avoid this pathetic garbage at all costs. -10000000000/10.
Il mostro (1994)
One of the best comedies I have ever seen.
I heard of this movie by Roberto Begnini some time ago, and after reading reviews of it who said it was a very good comedy, I decided to buy it. I watched it one evening and then, I got what I wanted out of it. I simply LOVED it. It is what they say; Begnini is a master of comedy, one of those not too many comedians who makes us laugh with our hearts instead of with our heads.
The plot is simple: it centers around a man named Loris(Begnini), who is innocently suspected of being ''The monster'', a serial killer who brutally rapes and murders women around Rome, after he accidentally attacks a woman in a garage with a chainsaw. The police, frustrated by lack of evidence against Loris, decides to do an unusual trick to get the evidence they need: A female police officer named Jessica(Nicoletta Braschi, Begninis wife) moves in with Loris and attempts to provoke him into trying g to kill her. But since he is innocent, this leads to some very bizarre and, above all, very, very funny situations.
This is one of the best comedies I have ever seen. The jokes are both original and hilarious, and all the actors are fantastic. The cinematography is excellent as well, and the music sets just the right tone.