I was told by my friend that this film is hilarious and that I should definitely watch it. I honestly hope he was being sarcastic because "Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo" was extremely boring and was a pathetic attempt at humor.
Firstly, Rob Schneider is a terrible actor. The only thing he did throughout the entire film was look shocked. He was just there and didn't offer anything to the story other that being a character. This wouldn't be a big deal if the film wasn't named after him but, alas, it was.
The first twenty minutes felt very rushed. They just wanted to get him to the Netherlands and that was it. This isn't a big deal, it just really bugged me.
I knew the story was going to be predictable, but even every joke was incredibly predictable. I knew what the joke was minutes before they told it sometimes. Not only that, but every single joke is a sex joke. I guess I should have expected this, but I guess I was wrong to think that they might throw something in for someone with more than half a brain.
I was also sick of the fact that this film assumed all European people are sex-crazed. The naked weather woman? I don't think so. I know this was just a joke, but it's like if a European person made a film about America showing all Americans as fat and stupid morons (Oh that's right! Thanks Sacha Baron Cohen!)
Bad joke after bad joke, I couldn't even finish this movie. I got about an hour and ten minutes in, but that was it. I even had to force myself to get that far.
The only reason I'm giving "Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo" more than 1 star is because there are worse movies (e.g. Disaster Movie). If you consider yourself a smart person, don't waste your time with this.
Firstly, Rob Schneider is a terrible actor. The only thing he did throughout the entire film was look shocked. He was just there and didn't offer anything to the story other that being a character. This wouldn't be a big deal if the film wasn't named after him but, alas, it was.
The first twenty minutes felt very rushed. They just wanted to get him to the Netherlands and that was it. This isn't a big deal, it just really bugged me.
I knew the story was going to be predictable, but even every joke was incredibly predictable. I knew what the joke was minutes before they told it sometimes. Not only that, but every single joke is a sex joke. I guess I should have expected this, but I guess I was wrong to think that they might throw something in for someone with more than half a brain.
I was also sick of the fact that this film assumed all European people are sex-crazed. The naked weather woman? I don't think so. I know this was just a joke, but it's like if a European person made a film about America showing all Americans as fat and stupid morons (Oh that's right! Thanks Sacha Baron Cohen!)
Bad joke after bad joke, I couldn't even finish this movie. I got about an hour and ten minutes in, but that was it. I even had to force myself to get that far.
The only reason I'm giving "Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo" more than 1 star is because there are worse movies (e.g. Disaster Movie). If you consider yourself a smart person, don't waste your time with this.
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