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The Expendables (2010)
Irrefutably Action Packed
This movie is intense from the beginning to the end, even the quietest scenes will have you on the edge of your seat with enough anticipation to mistakenly urinate in your pants from the suspense that follows. I must applaud Sylvester Stallone as the Director and respectively give Dave Callaham (the writer) thumbs up on constructing the screenplay. This is resplendently the "Ocean 11" of Action Movies. Jason Statham and Jet Li gave such remarkable performances that you'll forget that the fighting scenes are fictional, and Terry Crews astoundingly gave us viewers an outstanding role in such a seriously funny way as usual, and just adding that distinctive sense of humor made the film just that more enjoyable and may I add that its obvious that Terry Crews is a "great dancer" (Laughs). "Irrefutably Action Packed!!".
Stomp the Yard 2: Homecoming (2010)
Abomination of Filming
This movie was not what I expected, it's full of inglorious acting and dancing... but most importantly, where is "Columbus Short" and the few great actors from the last film? I don't understand what's going on, but is it even lawful for them to even put "Columbus Short" on IMDb as an actor if he isn't acting in the movie? OMG!! This 2nd version is trash and I noticed that there is a new director "Rob Hardy" and a new writer "Albert Leon" and both of these gentlemen need to give up writing and filming altogether, because its as if they created a replica of the first Stomp Yard as a spoof (a joke) and please forward this message to that new inexperienced lead actor to find a job at Dennys and stay there... forever. OMG!!