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Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
All you have heard is true.
Yes this is indeed one of, if not the worst, movies ever made. All the bad things you have heard about this movie are true and I repeat ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS MOVIE ARE TRUE. I am so thankful that I watched this through the protective arms of MST3K. I couldn't even imagine watching this movie without it. Nothing about this movie was done well or even competent. This is the bottom of the barrel plain and simple. 1/10
Final Examination (2003)
Why was this movie made.
This movie was terrible. My friend works at a video store and decided on a whim to pick this up. He didn't know anything about the movie but he assured me that it was a horror/thriller. Well he was wrong and I will never let him live it down. I can't even talk about the plot because we stopped watching it 40 minutes in. It took about a half an hour for both of us to realize that this movie was soft core porn. I think the minute long shower scene in which the girl doesn't even use soap or shampoo gave it away. I can't really say anything more because I didn't watch the entire movie. 2/10