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Baby Reindeer: Episode 7 (2024)
Season 1, Episode 7
6/10
Show Faltered Halfway, Petered Out
23 April 2024
This show really lost its footing after the episode with the grooming. From then on Martha, the highlight of the show, was relegated to the background. In that vacuum went a bunch of TMI navel-gazing. And questions. Why isn't he reporting this new thing to the police? Why didn't his girlfriend report the assault without his permission? Etc, etc. Why is he rude to everyone?

This really does feel like a stage play, a one-man show, in that it's a shaggy dog story. I get why that's the case- - -real life doesn't always have a perfect dramatic structure. But the way the middle and end of the story was told felt anti-climactic and I wish the creator took more liberties with the story. It's not a documentary, after all.

I'm sure the majority of viewers, especially those used to the "and then, and then" storytelling style of reality shows (and modern tv in general) loved those final three boring episodes. I did really, really like the first few episodes but the creator took it down a certain psychological lane that may be novel for television but didn't make great tv.

Would like to see this guy do some dark comedy thriller material.
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Leaving D.C. (2012)
7/10
Engaging, Creepy, Understated
27 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I found this on the top of some random person's list of best found footage movies, but I had never heard of it before. Would it be one of those obscure creepy movies? Or a complete dud?

Well, my verdict is in. It's entertaining enough. (That's not a backhanded compliment, either.) Leaving DC is basically a one-man show so a lot of the film's success depends on the (nerdy) charisma of the lead (and presumably the director and writer and editor and producer and caterer.) Your enjoyment of him will determine whether you like the film or not.

For my part, I found him to be interesting to watch. He's very gentle and considerate and precise with his words, which I like; he's very straightforward and conscientious. He's not very relatable, at least to me. My social sphere doesn't yet include any technical writers on very high doses of anti-depressants, for one. He's also kinda handsome in a good, old-fashioned, boy-next-door kinda way (I also like my fellas solidly built, so that helps.) He's a good main character because there's something vulnerable about this loveless citified nerd on SSRIs being out of his depth in the backwoods. So: character? Check.

The story is dead simple. A bachelor fed up with the hustle and bustle of the city (and his love life or lack thereof?) moves to the sticks only to discover some creepy shenanigans happening on his secluded 17 acre wooded lot. (SPOILER Unfortunately a mentally disturbed ghost lives there already and she thinks she's found the love of her life-her clumsy wooing of the lead sends him spiraling towards madness.)

Like a lot of found footage films and ghost hunting shows, this story depends a lot on technology. Mark tries to capture the weird happenings (noises mostly) with various devices. We spend most of our time poring over this accumulated evidence together. I have to say this part was very well done, and it's very well thought out. I was never bored. It really felt intimate, like I was watching a friend try to solve a mystery.

We do get a backstory. One typical of haunted house stories, and that's fine: the house was the former home of one man (suicide) and one schizophrenic woman (fate unknown.) You don't really need more than that for a simple film like this. It's more about the investigation and the inner workings of our main man, Mark.

Now, Leaving DC would have benefited from the inclusion of any real sense of danger. I think all of the supernatural stuff could have been ignored by Mark and he'd never know about it-it's his curiosity coupled with his ego that compels him to get involved. Cool. But there must be ways to retain all this hubris stuff yet mortally imperil our hero from time to time. I'm happy with the creepy atmosphere but a few scares would have really set it off. Kudos, I guess, for not throwing in some bad CGI jumpscares.

Overall, worth a watch and I hope this isn't Josh Criss's only film.
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Chichibu Demon (2011 Video)
4/10
Not Enough of Anything; Nothing to Spoil Even
26 February 2024
I usually don't leave reviews because I think the character minimum is too high... but given there are only two of them I figured I may as well. Especially since the positive one "Still Reeling" seems to be for a different film entirely, literally. Because it has nothing to do with the film they mention and there is nothing in this film that would make eating difficult, nor is there anything here to make you think. Excepting of course thoughts like "why didn't the filmmakers have more of a story planned, why didn't they create discernible characters, etc?"

I am one of those people who likes found footage enough that I'll even watch bad found footage. Not the screaming/running kind, but the atmospheric mystery sort. And there's something about foreign found footage that makes it even more watchable. Koji Shiraishi makes some great found footage films but even his bad ones are fun to watch.

This is not fun, this is not a good watch. It could have been. But the characters are beyond bland: they're completely interchangeable. There's barely any story here. There's barely anything here. It's the typical D level found footage of a wisp of a mystery, random weirdness, running and screaming from horrors unseen and unheard, lots of close ups of nothing and every angle is terrible.

A group of young men (friends, colleagues, mix of that? Who knows) go to a city to film some haunted stuff. They find a suspension bridge in the woods where people see lights in the sky, eventually those people go crazy and commit suicide. And it spreads like a virus, and one by one our crew members get the bug. We learn very little about the lights and any meaning behind them. There's some Sumerian symbols or whatever about death but it adds up to little except "suicide is contagious," I guess.

There are a few interesting ideas, I'll give the film that. For instance, the first suicide victim's sneakers are inexplicably left outside one of our crew's front door. It remains inexplicable and nothing more like that happens.

But unless you've already watched everything under the sun, skip this one. Hopefully a good fan editor finds it someday because there is enough here that could be spruced up. Like, at one point we're told the crew hears screams in the woods but we don't hear anything. Edit in some screams. Use a few editing and graphic tricks to distinguish the characters. There's very little information about this movie online and maybe there's a reason for that.
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10/10
At Last-An Incredible Ending All These Years Later
14 July 2023
When I heard there was a fan-made episode of the unproduced finale, Requiem, I set my expectations low. I figured there'd be a lot of static shots from the series stitched together with crappy dialogue. Instead what we have here is a labor of love that actually accomplishes what it set out to do.

I have a theory about why certain stories stick in our guts more than others. I'll call it The Coitus Interruptus Story. Case in point, 1939's Wizard of Oz. American classic. Beloved the world over. Very fine storytelling. But famously missing the victory lap at the end. The scene of Dorothy and friends celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch in the Emerald City and a parade was too expensive and troublesome, and the film worked without it. I claim that the reason why we all watch that movie over and over is BECAUSE that scene is missing. The itch for that celebration is never scratched. Same with Dungeons and Dragons. We never get to see the kids go home or have the opportunity to do so. Of all the 1980s action adventure cartoons D&D is the most special, the one seated deepest in our hearts. Why? Because coitus interruptus. We never came, so to speak, to the end.

This version of Requiem comes albeit long after the fact. But I'm happy and grateful it's here. Presto and Venger don't sound as good as the other characters, but that's small change. Presto's ending is cute. I'm looking forward to finding out more about Requiem's production, because it really is great. It's a shame that the same love and labor didn't find its way into the recent IDW limited series that treats the whole show like yet another nostalgia-berry joke.
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Dungeons & Dragons: The Winds of Darkness (1985)
Season 3, Episode 6
8/10
Not the Finale We Deserved, But...
13 July 2023
Not the Finale We Deserved, But... a great episode nonetheless. It begins in media res with Bobby screaming for help. Unfortunately the local villagers are too busy hounding some old bag lady to listen. Back in the forest, the gang's being attacked by a dark wizard who controls deadly fog. Oh no... the fog killed Hank!

Of course, not is all that it seems. But this episode definitely introduced a certain level of danger not present in most other episodes. Hank is the leader, he's the smart one, he's the strong one. Ranger's weapon is the most offensive. Without him the kids are up a certain creek without a paddle and it shows.

The ending is sort of a cliffhanger with Dungeon Master telling them of yet another way to get home. That episode wasn't produced but there are certain versions of it easily findable online, and on the DVD's special features. (Hopefully the DVD with the extras is released again because the prices online are kind of crazy!)

All in all, D&D is much beloved and deservedly so. It holds up WAY better than you might think. There actually is continuity and characterization. These things existed in American animation this far back, believe it or not. They're just subtle.

It pains me to say that even in 2023 there are no novels or comic books capitalizing on this one-of-a-kind cartoon. Well, there is one 4-issue comic book series that did recently come out but it's garbage. The characters behave and speak completely off model. The art could have worked but the script ruins any potential there. But if you want to see a dumb "story" with no regard for the series produced by some wannabe hipsters pretending to appreciate it, you're in luck. Sheila is no a YASS Qween character and Hank is a gutless moron. The final issue tries to salvage these terrible decisions but it's a lost cause by that point.

Let's end on a cheery note. There's a Brazilian car commercial starring the gang and DM and it's live action. You can easily find an English version online. Happy watching! Long live D&D!
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Inside the Met (2021– )
1/10
Miss This Anti-Intellectual Propaganda
11 February 2023
I feel bad for the other suckers who put this show on expecting to visit the Met through their television. This is embarrassingly out of touch. As if the world isn't already in dire need of re-learning how to appreciate actual beauty and creative genius! The Met and other institutions like it are now just yet another arm of the phony corporate-approved globalism machine choking us all to death with sugary plastic self-hatred.

The institution we call Art with a capital A has always been vulnerable to corruption by nihilism. The kind of people attracted to the bureaucracy of art were born to miss the forest for the trees. Like a lot of our cultural linchpins in the West right now, the art world is chasing its audience away with pitchforks screaming "where are you going? You're going to put me-ME!-out of a job if you don't think how I tell you!"
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Father Dowling Mysteries (1989–1991)
10/10
If you like Murder, She Wrote...
17 October 2022
This is very similar. Cozy mysteries solved by a priest and his sidekick nun. It gives off the same comforting, warm vibes as Murder, She Wrote and even a lot of the times has better written mystery plots.

The two leads are perfect. They have a great surrogate father/daughter relationship. Tracy Nelson is sweet and believable somehow as a streetwise nun while Tom Bosley's calm, benevolent yet inquisitive nature really carry the show. Strike that, the pair together carry the show and it's at its greatest when the two are onscreen together.

The cast of returning characters is more or less on par with Murder, She Wrote, too. Alas, it only got a few seasons. A fourth of Lansbury's show. And as much as I love the latter, Father Dowling merits a greater following than it does now. Maybe because it's not as goofy as often as Murder, She Wrote, and memable, but just look at it like Sheriff Tupper's twin brother is a catholic priest who solved mysteries. Highly recommended and hopefully we get a better quality transfer someday somehow. Come on, 80s/90s cosy mystery fans. Watch it. Then watch it again. It's like chicken soup.
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1/10
Not a Hidden Gem
1 October 2022
I thought it was possible I was about to watch a hidden gem of a slasher! The first ten minutes weren't perfect but they were serviceable. Typical slasher setup. I had no idea what to expect, which is a great feeling. The characters were a little weird, true. Some were ok but more than a few were extremely broad. Including a fake Corky person, a group of bitter old ugly ladies, and a wicked annoying Drunken "Frenchman." Not to mention a curious young blonde and an old black guy both riding the English-speaking country/countries accent carousel, the latter of which the old ladies act like he's God's gift but he's just average. And they're acting like cougars on steroids. I think they'd be called sexist and these days maybe even racist. (Do German woman really use African men for a few years before they replace them with younger African men? Geez.)

And then there's a really stupid rape scene. I can't imagine anyone thought it was believable to have a man rape someone at his place of work, on a boat filled with tourists, who will all know exactly what happened. Immediately. It's clearly there for thematic purposes because it's shoehorned in and makes no sense. Surely the Captain needs his second in command at this early stage of the voyage. So dumb. And then to make it worse they have one of those "broken girl cry/sings a happy song." It's actually a great Bjork song but it was just cringey here.

Really, I'm not sure if this movie is a critique of men or women or both. I thought it might be about predators in general but I didn't stick around to find out once the cat was let out of the bag. By cat I mean Crazy Murderous Hick Family Trope. My interest disappeared completely. I'm not into this kind of flick. Pure survival from maniac. It needs mystery to hold my attention. Which is a shame because I liked the Japanese characters and the setting and the captain. This one reeks of too many cooks in the kitchen.
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7/10
Script and Voicework Deserve Better Animation
1 October 2022
While it's a hoot just to see West, Ward, and Newmar reprise their iconic roles, Return is disastrously let down by the uninspired, ugly art. Most of the characters and sets look nothing like their live action inspiration. I thought, how could an American animation studio worth its salt screw up this badly? Then I saw the end credits. WB needs to stop outsourcing every animation project. Koreans can be good, but clearly they aren't familiar with the material to do it Justice. What a joke.

I'll say it again:

WB needs to stop outsourcing every animation project. Koreans can be good, but clearly they aren't familiar with the material to do it Justice.
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Exploited (2022)
8/10
Great for a Gay Film
16 March 2022
Usually gay movies (not Oscar-bait bs) are terrible. Really terrible. Usually they're romantic comedies. This is not that. This is a very nicely-produced movie and it even features good actors. There should be more movies like this: it's sexy, fun, stupid, suspenseful, and campy. Either you like that combination of things or you don't. I do.

These filmmakers by the way should have made Cold Moon Over Babylon. The villain in this, although he doesn't have an exposed hairy chest, conjured up in my mind what I imagined Michael McDowell's villain to look like. Unfortunately that book was made into a film sans McDowell's gay sensibilities and completely blew chunks.

Exploited's user rating definitely should not be hovering around the 3.5 territory. If you ever wanted to like David DeCoteau's gay genre flicks but couldn't, this movie is a giant step up from those. And while I'm beyond sick to death of gay coming out stories, this one doesn't count because it has so much else going on. Worth a watch.
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The Mezzotint (2021 TV Movie)
6/10
Close, But No Cigar
26 December 2021
I love M. R. James stories so I'm a fan of Ghost Stories for Christmas and up until now I've always been annoyed whenever I've read any criticism of these adaptations that amounted to "all the best stories have been done." It isn't the stories to blame, it's the filmmakers. Ash Tree is just as creepy as Whistle, for instance. And Casting the Runes, a great story, was adapted poorly. The Mezzotint has always been a favorite story of mine and while it has the potential to be a first rate adaptation the BBC dropped the ball here.

The script here is largely okay. It doesn't try to over write James' story and add too much unnecessary material, but it's at its worst when it does.

The story: an art dealer comes across a mezzotint printing of an old house. Each time he looks at it he sees something different. A story is slowly unfolding with each successive viewing. There is a creepy figure stalking toward the house. Next, a ground floor window is opened. Meanwhile the lead's also preoccupied with uncovering his own family history, an investigation which ultimately involves the very house depicted in the mezzotint.

There a few problems, one of them now all too familiar to tv and movie audiences. Picture a writer's room in LA or London, doesn't matter which, congratulating each other on their sermonizing to the dumb, backwards half of their audience and virtue signaling to the rest and you'll know what I mean. Early in the script a few characters (stuffy men doing stuffy men things like drinking scotch, smoking pipes, and playing cards) out of nowhere debate whether or not women should be given degrees at college, and they do so in the same way a mother who just found a joint in her kid's bedroom might hamfistedly launch into a "gateway drug" lecture at the first available opportunity. There is no debate, actually: one of the lead's guests says it's not tradition and the other says who cares about tradition. Funnily enough the latter, an Asian gent, even asks "what the devil has changed here in the past 500 years?" I guess the producers of this want us to think he's a bit soft? Of course, his whole attitude is very similar to those of certain keyboard warriors of a certain political religion-cocky, self-righteous, dogmatic. In a saner world this would be a critique of this new archetype: the "I'm correct because the script says so, logic is evil if it doesn't support my 'self-evident' conclusions" type of character.

I'm not against women pursuing higher education, I doubt anyone watching this is, but I am against reducing the subject to such an absurd, facile degree that it should seem as obviously wrongheaded to a person 100 years ago as it does to a person today-it robs the scene of a great deal of atmosphere and cultural context. It just seems like an impudent rebuke of M. R. James, the artist whose material these people are using, because he was against integrating the sexes at college. Bizarrely, the filmmakers actually seem to confuse the issue: the question of integrating the sexes is very different than whether women should be given degrees. Anyway, the lead agrees that women should not get degrees and that's that. So out of left field does this come a viewer could only conclude that the director had no faith in the actors or set and costume designers to sell the fact that this is a period piece. "Look, we're in the past! These aren't just 21st century toffs or hipsters, we promise." That is until, after a few scares, towards the end of the film the lead randomly announces he's changed his mind, that "one must look to the future...not the past." If they wanted to convey the idea that looking to the past for answers may be detrimental, they could have hitched it to a better wagon than women-attending-college. Unless the idea is supposed to be that the past is totally and always bad. And also self-evidently so. Which is beyond wrong and stupid.

This really is a quibble. The filmmakers might see these two short scenes as the key to the story but if they were excised the film would be improved. There are bigger, more fundamental problems that really hurt The Mezzotint. First and foremost of which is the direction or/and the acting. The lead actor is quite good and appropriately understated. The three awkward performances are:

1) There is a maid and she has one scene where she's supposed to be frightened after seeing the Mezzotint and the actress may as well be on a community theater stage hamming it up so the back row feels they've gotten their monies worth.

2) The lead consults a family history researcher-a woman, you see, because they realized they'd only have one female character otherwise and a maid at that-just stepped in from a role on Doctor Who. As if her characterization and manner of speaking weren't goofy enough they saddled the poor actress with an extremely cheap-looking wig that makes her pitiful and strange instead of fun and strange.

3) The toffiest of the lead's Stuffy Men Crew is Toast's roommate. And he acted this part just the same as his character in that comedy. I like him in Toast but he doesn't fit here. Maybe it was a casting mistake but the director sure doesn't get a different performance from him-if he even tried. Taken togrher with the zany old lady you must assume he was going for camp.

Another problem is a dropped subplot. One of the lead's friends was going to photograph the mezzotint so they could track the changes. Fun idea. Nothing came of this except one quick scene of him developing film in a darkroom that did nothing for the story.

Speaking of camp, I think the director would have gotten a more camp product if he'd played it straight. Something about the old GSFC productions is effectively creepy. And they're a bit camp, too. The older ones are rich with atmosphere. These newer ones may be in high definition but they're very low in texture. Maybe it has something to do with the old film and lighting processes? Why can a similar look not be achieved today! This looks like any old cheap soap. A few shots are nice, but they're not enough.

All in all, they still told a good story-despite their best efforts-there's a cool and creative ending, and a nice creature; it's a very watchable short film. It could have been a heck of a whole lot better with a more thoughtful approach that respected the source material and the writer of that source material, as well as the world he lived in. There are so many James experts they could have consulted to help shape the story and the look of the picture. Hubris, I guess, got in the way.

As for where this one ranks with the other latter day productions of Ghosts for Christmas: better than 2018's promising yet way too cheaply produced Dead Room, maybe on par with 2019's Martin's Close, but not as good as 2013's The Tractate Middoth.

Maybe they should move on to another writer? If they want to stick with a double initialed writer, there's always H. R. Wakefield. Lucky's Grove would be perfect-it's even a Christmas Story. Although he's more "problematic" to feminists than James is! It's almost 2022, you can't produce entertainment for entertainment's sake-if your source material doesn't have a political message, or you can't be arsed to find it, bludgeon your audience over the head with one.

The Mezzotint's fumbling of the period calls to mind Orwell:

"History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."
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5/10
In Defense of This
12 November 2021
This is a very flawed film but there's also a lot to recommend it and if you're a horror fan you've watched a lot worse than this.

The two leads are good and sometimes really good. The actress from the opening was not at all good which sadly lowers your expectations straight away.

It's actually really funny. In fact, if they had played up the comedy more this could have been something really fun. Hilarious moments:

-when the student screams at the Indian kid, what did you do -when Spencer yelled at the kid in the skeleton costume saying "I know who you are" and the lady said "it's Greg!" -the scene on the plane with the older couple

Unfortunately there's also the bizarre frat bathroom scene.

The tone was all over the place but it's a good looking, good sounding movie. Worth a watch despite its flaws.
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1/10
Beware: Product Causes Second Hand Embarrassment
11 November 2021
I began watching this but my smart TV kept malfunctioning. I turned it off and on and off and on. Finally, a loud voice boomed from the television speakers: I'M MORTIFIED TO BE PLAYING THIS TRASH. Smart, indeed!

Drag Race jumped the shark after season 7 but I guess enough teenage girls spend money and attention on it to keep milking the franchise with garbage like this. The worst parts of every Drag Race season are always the acting challenges. Why? They're too challenging! The Drag Race staff can't write anything entertaining, 99.9% of the queens cannot act whatsoever, and RuPaul and friends definitely cannot direct. It's always absolute cringe.

Hands down the worst part of this was watching Kylie Sonique. I liked Sonique on Season 2 but an actress? No! Stop. Super low energy. No charisma. Soft voice. Great dancer. Great entertainer. But acting? Drag Race of course is tripping over itself to make up for angering certain activists by propping Sonique up, but that's just disservice. He emperor has no clothes but watch as the entire Drag Race world pretend Kylie is fashion, funny, an actress, the second coming. No, Kylie is a fun drag act.

"Dragging the Classics? More like vaping the classics." -Marlena Dietrich.
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3/10
Good Movie Buried Beneath Twitterati Cringe
25 July 2021
Art reflects culture. But these days culture has been usurped by social media culture and now we have movies reflecting that distorted image of our most obnoxious extremes instead of reflecting ourselves.

Werewolves Within is all over the place. Nothing makes sense and it wants to have its cake and eat it too. People in this Vermont town are evil white people but also very nice. They are supposedly intolerant yet they have gender-neutral bathrooms. The government is pure and good. The freedom-loving people are bad. But the "good guys" are obnoxiously self-righteous and it's hard to tell if they're meant to come off that way or not.

You can tell there was likely a decent script here that got touched by too many hands to make a good film. Its kindergarten message-be a good neighbor-barely makes it over the finish line. If you're looking for a good horror comedy, keep looking; but if you're looking for a deeply flawed one that kills 90 minutes, you found it.
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2/10
Can We Guess When This Will Be Put Out of Its Misery Instead?
26 May 2021
Don't you ever wonder why the guest star isn't EVER ONCE a long lost relative or friend of Fred? It's mostly Velma or Daphne. Tells you a lot about the team behind Guess Who and some other newer SD content: Fred has to be unimportant and stupid.

Anyway, this is yet another garbage episode. Which is too bad because this iteration has some of the best art design since the original series and except for Velma the voice acting is on point. Far and away this is the most formulaic of all the SD shows. The gang stumble upon a "celebrity," a supposedly haunted location, agonizingly boring chase scenes, Fred's trap fails, guest "star" saves the day. Unless it's Sherlock Holmes or Batman, then they get outsmarted by Velma.

Awful. The sooner this series goes away, the better. Ironically, the last SD show with celebrity guests stars still holds up because most of those stars were actual stars and no flash-in-the-pan nobodies. Would you rather see SD and the Three Stooges or SD and some random YouTuber???
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1/10
Everything Wrong with Guess Who
26 May 2021
Don't you ever wonder why the guest star isn't EVER ONCE a long lost relative or friend of Fred? It's mostly Velma or Daphne. Tells you a lot about the team behind Guess Who and some other newer SD content: Fred has to be unimportant and stupid.

Anyway, this is yet another garbage episode. Which is too bad because this iteration has some of the best art design since the original series and except for Velma the voice acting is on point. Far and away this is the most formulaic of all the SD shows. The gang stumble upon a "celebrity," a supposedly haunted location, agonizingly boring chase scenes, Fred's trap fails, guest "star" saves the day. Unless it's Sherlock Holmes or Batman, then they get outsmarted by Velma.

Awful.
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1/10
If Science Is the New Religion...
7 May 2021
Then Nye and DGT are its prophets. They are both a poor man's Carl Sagan. Neither of them convey his sense of wonder and moment. They're, like New Velma, just insufferable. Nye more so. He's a charlatan. Science isn't a religion, a fount of a priori knowledge, it's a method to discover knowledge.

I can't wait until this iteration of Scooby is over. And hopefully Fred becomes smart and brave again, and Velma less obnoxious. I never want to see this episode, with all of its high-fiving and SCIENCE IS KEWL moments, again.
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2/10
Yet Another Subpar Scooby
25 April 2021
This is really low quality stuff. The best moments were the shout-outs to the older series. Thank God we can still go back and watch those. Even many of the older movies are good. This wasn't. There just wasn't much magic in this one. And the ending is ridiculously stupid. Even the character designs for Arthur and Merlin and a dragon are all pretty terrible. And the animation is the same stale work unfortunately.

All the men are stupid and useless for the first half of the runtime. Fred doesn't think DNA has anything to do with solving mysteries or that the Brits drive on the opposite side of the road. At one point he literally shivers in fright while Daphne and Velma heroically stand up to the villain. Daphne is now a complete perfect Mary Sue. That is so boring. It may have been progressive ten years ago but, sadly, at this point in time if they wanted to subvert our expectations with gender roles they need to show Fred being competent and heroic again. And arguably one of the most heroic and good men in all of fiction, King Arthur, is portrayed as a bumbling, selfish, stupid jerk. Both Fred and Arthur do end up re turning to form for the most part but that inconsistency only highlights how dumb their earlier portrayals were.

Fingers crossed the next one is better. I did like how they showed Daphne and Fred as a couple. But bring back the darker colors, the spooky atmosphere, and the MYSTERY.
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7/10
What?!
17 February 2021
I thought the prison was shut down. Where were the prisoners being smuggled from? I'm confused. Let me get this straight. The villain was being highly paid by her "guests" to smuggle them out of an abandoned prison via shark torpedo to but gave them a lavish meal in an opulent dining room hidden beneath the prison first?
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9/10
Must-See for Locked Room Mystery Fans
27 May 2020
I can't believe this movie doesn't get more love. It's super stylish, gorgeously shot, and impeccably crafted: a great whodunit that should be more we'll-known.
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10/10
Best MSW Movie
25 July 2015
I am a huge Murder, She Wrote fan (and Ellery Queen, Agatha Christie, and John Dickson Carr fan, including adaptations) but for the longest time I had never seen the MSW movies, except for Celtic Riddle (I had read that book before it became a movie actually.) I was feening them like an addict. I looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Finally, Hallmark aired the three movies a few years ago.

I'm over the moon. Really, if this were part of the regular series I'd be saying this was my favorite episode block ever. We have Jessica at a writer's conference, people calling her on all her investigating and the publicity it's brought her books, questioning her motives. It's beautiful. While it still hovers just below painting a picture of a complex character it gives us a lot to like. 

And the story is classic MSW. In fact, altogether I'd say this is back to basics. Great plot, more than just cardboard cutouts for characters, and a sleek production. While there wasn't a high body count, the main murder was bloody (considering it's MSW we're talking about.) Also, ASTDF features some of the best acting in supporting roles MSW had seen in a long time (after the late 90s cringe- inducing performances from young "up and comers.") And, this might be Angela's finest portrayal of Jessica Fletcher yet. Maybe because she's aged, but she seems more vulnerable than ever before (save Thursday's Child). 

I only wish somehow Seth could've been involved, as with all the movies we don't even get a single mention of Cabot Cove (IIRC). 

If you haven't seen it, and you're a fan, make every effort to do so. You won't be disappointed. 

Angela, I love you. Jessica, I can't wait till they remake you and your world for a new audience -- which I'm sure they will.
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Poirot: Cards on the Table (2006)
Season 10, Episode 2
10/10
Keeps Even Faithful Readers Guessing
7 August 2014
Don't listen to the homophobes. If Agatha could have written about homosexuality and racism and a bunch of other things that are normal to talk about today then she would have. Face it. Imagine how many more tools and tropes she'd have at her disposal? Not to mention she wouldn't be homophobic and racist as a 21st century writer?

This is a quality adaptation. As a longtime avid AC reader I for one LIKE changes to her plots because then I have the fun of puzzling out stories I know like the back of my hand. If I want tequila I don't drink a margarita. If I want AC pure, I read AC.

One thing I am still wondering: did Wheeler have an affair with the doctor? Was he the doctor's brudge partner? Good fun, bridge!
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