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Give It A Rest Now People
1 September 2003
Stop Over Selling This Movie - PLEEEEEEASE. Rik's best performance yet!!!! Yes its good but not worth writting home for. His bully boy tactics in Bottom entailed more feeling and talent. Plus The Script Was Better!

The film is OK but, the one liners said in a very cheesy way make you wanna fast forward. The Guns Could Have Been Made To Look A Little Less Plasticy And The Whole Film Should Have Been Based Around And Even Called - "The Day Of Mr Albert Page" - because his storyline was the only heart felt one of the lot.

Worth a watch but be prepared for medioca acting, bad props and a few laughable moments when its not ment to be. Per Example The Doggy Doo Gun!!!! Again PLEEEEEEASE.

But all said - Well Done For The Ending!!!
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Hulk (2003)
Oh My God!!!
11 July 2003
Y O Y was this film made. By the time i had finished watching it i wished i had a neuroliser thingy from MIB to erase my memory and the existance of the this horrid horrid 'thing'.

Acting is just as bad as the plot and the special effects.

Can someone also answer when did you ever see the hulk jump 300ft in any original episode?
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Absolon (2003)
Potential
9 July 2003
Exactly that, this film had potential to be good. Alas it sucked. Kelly Brook may be hot but her acting is luke warm. And why is it that lamberts voice never changes, totally mono.

Avoid the film unless youre planing on re-making it, becuase it has a good enough Sci-Fi story line to work with.
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