mobde_2006 Reviews

Pootie Tang (2001)

A Masterpiece

[10/10 · 26 July 2023]

I think this is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. The creativity and originality of the film must have taken the film makers so much courage to stick to their material. That courage might be a result of psychedelic drugs, the creativity too.

All the events take place in a fake movie in the actual movie, which gives the writer license to do anything, after all, the events come from the mind of a celf-centered, eccentric, megalomaniac. And the result is just so hilarious. I have never laughed harder watching a movie in my life.

I just wish there were more behind-the-scenes videos just to get a window to the making of this awesome masterpiece.

The Northman (2022)

Best Movie In Years

[9/10 · 25 July 2022]

What an epic, incredibly unique, action-filled film. With all the amazing visual genius, the story is greatly compelling and suspenseful. So powerful and memorable. Loved it. Please make more.

Chronicle (2012)

Don't Waste Your Time

[5/10 · 21 July 2022]

Full of plot holes. Unbelievably annoying. The actors look way too old to be in high-school. There were very few fun, well directed moments, I love Michael B Jordan, his character's genuine care for Andrew was so sweet and brilliantly portrayed. I really enjoyed the adoration and care coming from the cool jock (hence the 5 rating) for an undeserving, annoying, bullied loser (hence the 5 rating).

Spoiler here:

Why on earth did he not think of helping his mother in the first place?

I can't imagine with all the great and awesome powers he got he'd become murderously bitter, why? Because he puked on a girl during his first time? I mean..... really?

The Handmaiden (2016)

Masterpiece

[10/10 · 13 January 2021]

To call it a masterpiece would be an understatement. One of the greatest films I've ever seen. I would recommend it to everyone if it wouldn't be too offensive to too many people.

Happiest Season (2020)

Watch It For The Suckiness

[1/10 · 18 December 2020]

I'm not exaggerating but this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies. The good thing is; it's the kind of bad movie that you laugh at instead of with. Even though the cast was great, the acting was unbelievably terrible. The writing didn't make sense at all and the delivery did not help at all. I still really enjoyed it, so I highly recommend it.

Then Came You (2020)

10

[10/10 · 7 October 2020]

-Is Craig Ferguson in this movie? -Yes, he is.

• then 10/10 .

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

The worst movie ever made?

[1/10 · 13 December 2019]

I've seen more than 1200 movies and I've never seen anything worse than this. Acting, writing, directing all just terrible. There's no point at all. It was like Home Alone meets Taken but for people with very low IQ.

Curb Your Enthusiasm: Krazee-Eyez Killa (2002) Season 3, Episode 8

Mother F-er what the F?

[10/10 · 30 August 2019]

"I hear you poppin' them bubbles." One of the best Curb episodes and every time I watch it, it never fails to make me laugh, and find new things to laugh about, like the irony of Krazee telling Wanda about Larry's view on oral sex.

Game of Thrones: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2019) Season 8, Episode 2

Let's See.

[7/10 · 21 April 2019]

This would've been a really outstanding TV series episode if that series wasn't Game of Thrones. Lovely nostalgic cliches with a touch of coming-of-age narrative and out of place sex scenes. I mean sometimes I think the writers didn't watch the first few seasons. It could've been much, much better. Anyway, build-up episodes can't be judged until you see what comes after, so we'll see.

The Layover (I) (2017)

Please Watch It.

[1/10 · 26 July 2018]

You need to see it to understand how horrible it is because no words can do that justice.

Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery (2017 TV Special)

Parody of a parody of stand up

[10/10 · 22 June 2018]

I think this is the greatest special I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen all of them. How can you make everything you say so dumb and shallow yet in reality it's very deep and philosophical, how, Norm, how? If you know Norm's unique uncomparabke styld of comedy, you will absoloutely love this, if you don't; I think you must learn it then come back and watch this, or you'll be missing on a lot.