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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Better than Vampires with James Woods.
I don't understand the negative comments on this movie. This movie is an undeniable classic. So there isn't hollywood grade acting, gimme a break, it's not supposed to be.
This movie delivers everything it offers to the watchers.
Ass kicking Jesus, Dead Vampires, Lesbians and Laughs.
LOVE IT.
House of the Dead (2003)
Based on a video game? What game? "Please inject bleach into my retinas"??
This film exemplifies everything wrong in hollywood. Nothing more needs to be said on the subject. The fact that the controlling interests actually saw this being made and said "I think we got a winner here" shows me not only everything wrong in hollywood, but also everything wrong in the existence of humanity.
If a comet were to come and smash it's way into our planet, wiping the human race out, I would not only welcome it as opposed to watching this movie, I would fear for the future, when people sifting through the rubble would see this movie and connect it as being thought up by a person of my species.