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Armageddon (1998)
They need to make more comet movies
What if they made a sequel to both deep impact and armegeddon that were both the same movie and connected the two and talked about another astroid and had liv tyler leave ben affleck for elijah woods because he was more romantic and creative with a story involving ritz crackers and fengorn forests and minas tirith and there is another comet that the reincanated bruce willis's sole in a five year old boy that is suspected to be the next dhali lama has to go backinto space and stop it with robert duvall at his side. Wouldnt it be great, like if they made one movie that was the sequel to both. it would be such a great movie. steve tyler can sing a song about how he doesnt want to miss a thing when the guy from the lost world is getting eating by dinosaurs and bruce willis is dying again and liv tyler and frodo are getting married while sam weis is his best man and then luke perry has to come out of nowhere because sam weis sean astin and him were on that show jerimiah together. So the movie starts out with everything going a ok, they are rebuilding the USA all races of people are working together, then they admit that they sent 2 groups up one succeeded and one didnt, this creates a holding hands around the world effect and this is how they find bruce willis who is being treated as the dhali lama, all of the people who survived from bruce willis's group have an unspoken bond and remained friends they were refered to as the fellowship of the comet and rock hound went back to where the elves came from because he had nothing left for him in the land of the shire, the last pages of his book, the lord of the nuke, he then tells A.J. and Bear that the last pages of the book are theirs. This is why Bear who is the big black guy narates the movie. Rock hound then goes back with robert duvall and morgan freeman to the land of the elves. elijah wood then finds the new comet heading for earth then he disowns his parents and embarks on a voyage to find new parents while seeing his the spiritual guiding of bruce willis all through his journey. It should be titled "when alien autopsies go horribly wrong and their angry martian viewers strap rockets to a comet the size of texas and send it towards earth at a rapid speed heading straight for the center of our world to devastate our planet and realease the molten rock men contained in the earths core who will inevitably take over the world and make us their slaves 5" and i bet that I could sell it to FOX.
RoboCop (1987)
Pure Genious A++++ All The Way Home
One of the greatest cult classics that has ever come about. This movie is made great by all things in it. Any movie with a ford taurus that has a 350 engine and front wheel drive is great. Robocop is fueled by almost as much great one liners than the king of one liners himself, who we all know to be Arnold. Robocop is a positive roll model for all youngsters growing up in todays society. When Robocop takes out Dick jones, he is showing that he is what is left that is good in society. E.D.-209 can gladly replace my dog any day. If every house had a devoted protector such as E.D.-209 then everyone could sleep at ease. Children could wake early Christmas morning play fetch with E.D.-209. Spouses could enjoy a soothing cup of coffee on the couch in a room lit by the fire place as E.D.-209 sits in defense ready stance on the rug infront of the mantal. E.D.-209 should be sold at pet stores round the world. Of course no one can truly experience Robocop with out getting inside and seeing all of the Robocop saga. You must see Robocop, Robocop 2, Robocop 3, Robocop: Prime Directives, which are Robocop Dark Justice, Robocop Meltdown, Robocop Ressurection, and Robocop Crash and Burn. There should be a Robocop doll by every childs bed that they can cuddle with in the night.
Drawing Flies (1996)
JASON LEE SOLD OUT
In this movie he didn't, surprisingly he was the best of the group in this one. But the one we once called Brodie or even Banky could not save this one. It was not that the film was low budget just that it was not good. I was not expecting a Kevin Smith movie, just only one i could find entertaining, but was horribly let down. This movie has blemished the name of view askew. After seeing this movie i would like 76 minutes of my life back which i could spend frolicking in the street and still have a better time then having to watch this movie ever again. The only satisfaction in the whole movie was the end as it symbolized i would not have to watch a minute more of this scum and would be able to judge it for what it is. Oh how the mighty have fallen.