haxleyandrew Reviews

Arthur: Based on a True Story (2012) Season 16, Episode 1

Arthur is a total Nightmare for sure!!!!

[1/10 · 4 March 2012]

Okay so as you all may know by now that Arthur is first of all not a show made or intended for kids, It's not really nice and promotes bullying and violence, Second this show in my opinion does not get a 10 but instead a 1 because for being so violent and yet awful as usual. Third i don't ever plan to watch this show and because of the fact that it's really adult in nature, When seeing this show on TV, My sister and me saw Arthur's big hit, Of course it starts out innocent enough in the beginning at least, But then while still continuing to watch it. It switched to a violent part so we thought that it was not okay and had to turn it off.

Arthur is a show that does not need to be watched in order to understand what it's about, Because this show is just beyond violent, It's also boring and you won't get too much watching it to know what it really has in it, The story is boring and they could have done a lot better on it, That's one thing for sure, The second thing that the producers and the studio could have done is that they could have took out all the violent parts and adult humor from the show and they could have had it removed, Because young children cannot really understand the jokes they make in this show because it's not designed for them.

The most important thing i must say is that the horrible director Greg Baily, Now when you know that he first made the show in a way that it's kind of violent, Then you will surely know that it's trouble, The director deserves not to make this garbage anymore because you know how awful it's gonna get, And because the main thing he puts in this TV show is violent content in it, Not even kids want to watch it, Like Joel Schumacher who ruined a great Batman franchise, Greg Baily only makes it looks like a joke for sure, He seriously should have been fired and should have been told not to keep making this horrible stuff, But instead he does not listen and decides to do it anyways to make the audience angry, This show in my case deserves not to be watched in any way possible or even if you attempt to sneak with it and then watch it by yourself, This show does not deserve respect or credit and is really boring to watch, Not only does it get worse from there, But also because of the adult jokes and humor thrown into it, This stuff is purely made for adults and yes don't think that you can take your kids to see this stuff without permission and because bullying is not educational at all, This show does not even deserve to be watched by anyone who is a big fan of it. If you want to see something better then see Peanuts, Or Rudolph-The Red Nosed Reindeer but just please don't see this show, It does not even deserve to be a classic nor does it deserve respect, It should have been taken and then banned so that kids could never watch it at all,

Batman: Arkham City (2011 Video Game)

Batman Arkham City Is The Best Game out There

[10/10 · 9 February 2012]

Rocksteady has always given us a dark perspective of The Dark Knight. And as always their first Batman Arkham Asylum video game which i played was just amazing. Not only can you fight criminals or throw batarangs at them. But also in this game you get to interrogate them for information. But Rocksteady did a good job on this again in bringing it back.

If you are a fan of Batman Arkham Asylum which is the first game that i played and enjoyed forever, Then you are definitely going to love Batman Arkham City. This game in all it's glory is fun, Intreasting, And really dark like the first game was. And this game combines more intense action and a whole brand new story as you fight The Joker's henchmen and more in this game.

Criminals have escaped Blackgate Prison and now they are on the loose. The citizens of Gotham City are terrifed and there is only one man who can bring them all down which is The Dark Knight. Batman must work on his own to help the innocent citizens and must bring down this new threat once and for all.

There is a lot that Rocksteady Studios brought back to this new game. Like for example. The story was very good and at times was fast paced so that it moved along with the game. And as you progress the story moves along because recently it's all part of the game. In the first game, The story was the same and moved along pretty well. But in this game it continues to move along when you are doing a side mission or exploring no matter what you are doing.

Also you get side missions and you also have to collect The Riddler trophies in each level. Of course being that, The trophies have achievements and your goal is to collect them all in order to surprise The Riddler himself and stop him. But mostly if you collect all the trophies required in each level. Then you get to go to the bonus level with Riddler included in it. How fun is that! Also this game has great new free flowing combat that Batman can use and can attack his enemies more faster. Sometimes you can use weapons and gadgets to sometimes dodge an attack and you will have to stop the enemies that are after you. Plus Batman can kick, Punch, Or take down an enemy with one attack. This is what you should do in the game if there is more then one enemy after you and you must stun them. Plus Robin and Catwoman and Nightwing can do the same attacks as well if you do it correctly in order to block their attacks.

But this game does have playable characters. There is Catwomen, Nightwing, Robin, And of course the caped crusader Batman, You can easily play as one of them and as you navigate your character through certain levels. You are sure to have a fun time in beating the enemies or attacking them. But mostly what you can also do is you can beat your enemy and take them down with one attack and that's how it works well.

There are certain boss fights here. But you get a lot since this game does have so many. You have to fight Solomon Grundy and must take him down. And then when the Penguin comes after you. Then you must also avoid his attacks and take him down. But also the same with Ras Al Ghul and of course Clayface. Each boss fight will be difficult so it will be harder to beat them in time.

Also this game does have new enemies including Harley Quinn, The Joker, The Penguin, Mr Freeze, Clayface, And of course Solomon Grundy. This game introduces you to many new enemies that you have not seen before and really i gotta say. This is just amazing since we never saw them before for quite a while.

Also this game does have amazing voice talents and voicing. Mark Hamill voices The Joker very nicely and who can expect this. Mark Hamill is just amazing at his voicing as The Joker in the game and it just makes him more creepy. Also Nolan North as The Penguin is just awesome. He does a great job voicing The Penguin and his talent is awesome. And also more.

Also the graphics and also they look more realistic. And also the characters look good here too as well.

A great game by Rocksteady. You should get this, The best game of 2011 ever.

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (2011 Video Game)

Uncharted Drake's Deception is the best game ever

[10/10 · 7 February 2012]

Naughty Dog promised us something far more spectacular and fantastic. And as they did alone came the new game that everyone was excited for was Uncharted 3 Drake's Deception. This game proved to be a very great stealth based game and was more that Naughty Dog could deliver to it's gamers.

Uncharted Drake's Deception is the best game of 2011. If you have not yet played it before it is fantastic. The story deals with how Nathan Drake is going on his new quest. Possibly so that he can explore and find out what's happening. Alone the way he meets someone named Victor Sullivan who becomes his friend later on and they both find out what's happening. Meanwhile Atlantis and it's terrible leaders could mean trouble for the 2. So they must find Atlantis Of The Sands or else they won't make it.

This game has an amazing story that takes you throughout the game. It's fast packed and is full of action. From all points. You get to discover how great the story moves nicely along as you play the game even further which is just amazing.

This game also not to mention has great graphics and has great stealth that you can use to dodge the enemy's attacks and also shoot them or grab their weapons when they are defeated which is a neat feature. But also you can snap their neck. Grab them and throw them off tall ledges. And also shoot at them with any weapon of your choice. But also to note is that they get a lot smarter and try to stop you so it's always important to duck and or dodge the attack in case it happens.

Also this game has better looking graphics and looks better then the previous both games. Also they look much realistic here and the characters as well. But also the sand and of course all of the enemies which look really realistic compared to both of the other games in it's predecessor. It just makes this game more better looking and more realistic compared to the other games in the trilogy.

Also there's this really cool feature where you get to punch enemies and fight with them. Of course in boss fights you need to press each key to make the main character fight him off. And of course as you progress the fights will keep getting intense and really hard just after a few minutes. So what you need to do in each order is press the keys as you are told to do and then you will either kick the enemy or punch him depending on how you decide to fight him off your back. This feature is brand new and of course is something that you will need to learn once you get the hang of the game. It will get difficult as it progresses but you will learn it pretty soon.

Also this game has plenty of brand new levels and just like Batman Arkham City, These levels will get hard as you keep going through them trying to figure out what your objective is and what task you need to complete. Although these levels will not seem all too easy for the player. They will get extremely hard for you as you manage to complete the task. So not only will you get through further throughout the game. But also because you will need to kill enemies in order to pass that same level so you won't be getting any trouble to complete it at all.

If you are a fan of Uncharted then get this game. It's the best action game of 2011 and you will not be disappointed with it at all. This game is just a great game for the fans or gamers who wanna play it. This game also has amazing graphics and a great action fast paced story through it.

Jason X (2001)

Jason X Is Not even Entertaining

[1/10 · 6 February 2012]

Again another good film ruined by James Isaac who took this from the original Friday The 13th franchise and ruined this for everybody.

Since it came out, It was horrible. The film itself was not that great and also was not even scary at all.

Evil Gets An Upgrade In the future a group of scientists decide to find Camp Crystal Lake hoping to study it closely. Upon knowing it they find Jason Voorhees and try to take him back to do some research about him and why he cannot be stopped. And because the Earth is contaminated and is inihatible. They take him aboard a spaceship to study him. Meanwhile a young scientist named Rowan decides to study Jason Voorhees and see if he's alive in one of the pods. But turns out that he awakes and gets out of the pod using his machete. But then both get frozen in the process.

Now in the year 2455 Earth has become polluted to support life and humanity has moved to a new planet which is closest to all the other solar systems. Meanwhile a group of students find both Rowan and Jason frozen at the Camp Crystal Facility and try to get both frozen bodies onto their spaceship and after having moved to Earth 2. The students examine both bodies and put them in pods after finding out what happened. Later they examine and start unfreezing Rowan and tell her about what has happened to her. But then Jason is ressuracted and starts killing everybody on board of the ship while going on his killing spree.

Now the first thing i would have to say is why would this take place in outer space. Because that's what the producers wanted it to take place there or maybe even take place on board the spaceship. Either way it's weird. Also why does Jason get an upgrade in this film, He is like normal in the Friday The 13th franchise. But in this movie he looks like a cyborg and a robot, And also his machete looks newer and better then his old one for some reason. I mean why was his machete upgraded and what happened. I don't get this either and for some reason what's with the mask. It just changes in every Friday The 13th film and that's it but for some reason this mask is new. Better, And is a lot more metal looking then his previous hockey mask. Could they have even managed to bring back the hockey mask from the previous films and put it on him. Wow talk about how bad the mask is, Also this movie does have a good amount of graphic killings like where Jason keeps killing and stabbing everybody on board with his machete while unleashing terror on Rowan and of course her friends. But also let's not forget how he kills also other people by also snapping their backs and of course stabbing them in the stomach which is just awful. It's not even scary and how pathetic can it really get when he just kills without warning and his victims make jokes. That is really not what it's about and besides the crew members on the ship never make any jokes when they are killed and the scares as you could say are just horrible because they don't scare their audience.

The special effects in this film are just plain boring. From all the outer space scenes, It seems that the camera always manages to focus from one thing to another and it just keeps doing the same thing just to make everybody mad. And besides it's really cheesy because that's what they do that makes it awful.

Also Kane Hodder was amazing as Jason Voorhees and he deserves the most credit. But in this film he does kill and yes of course that's what he does. And honestly he deserves the most respect because he was a great actor in this film and his talent and performance were spectacular here as well.

But also the cast was just plain horrible. They never acted very well and certainly never did good too. Like the android who tries to kill Jason by shooting at him which never works out too well and she gets killed later on and the crew members don't react all too well in these situations. They just always play childish games and always make horrible jokes just to make you bored. Plus those jokes are cheesy and are not too funny at all as they just don't make them sound funny. Rowan on the other hand tries to stop Jason but he tries to kill her and also the other crew members get their backs broken. And their stomachs are stabbed by Jason's machete which kills them. They never react to well to situations and are the worst at acting and their performance as you could say is just plain horrible.

Also the script looks as if was done by some the studio on purpose. It is just horrible to read and also is really horrible in my opinion. This film's script is very awful to read and in my case just plain ordinary. Also the script sounds if it was just horribly made and not the best way to read or even try to make it. They could have made the script a lot better then being garbage.

This film is just plain junk, It's not scary, It's not creepy or disturbing, But it is very bloody and violent. And although Kane Hodder was amazing in this film. The film itself is just plain horrible and is ruined by yet James Isaac. So i advise you to please not watch this in the theaters and please don't spend your money to see this garbage. Trust me save your time and money but don't go out to see a horrible film that you will not enjoy.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Who would make this film, It's beyond horrible

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

I don't know why someone would take something good and ruin it. But i know that when this movie came out it was just beyond horrible. Nobody enjoyed it and walked out.

Now again the directors manage to take the Nightmare On Elm Street franchise once again and ruin it with a new remake just when it could not get any worse then that. Still being that. The film is worse and because it has a new actor Jackie Earle Haley. I mean c'mon we could have got Robert England instead. But no he plays as the new Freddy Krueger in this film who kills people talk about being horrible.

Jessie and his other friends are being stalked by the man who kills them in their sleep and in reality it turns out to be real. When each of them are killed. They must do something to prevent this new menace from killing them as well. So they set up a plan that whoever stays awake the most will not be killed in their dreams. But whoever does not stay awake will be killed by the madman. Now it's up to Jessie's other friends to stop him.

Not only is this movie horrible. It just fails to scare anybody in any way possible. It's pathetic how Robert England is replaced with Jackie Earle Haley which makes him the worst actor ever. And even though that he slashes his victims with his razor claws and speaking of dreams. I don't know how this Freddy Krueger even was in this movie. His voice was just sounding so childish and lame that nobody would even like it. Now he acts as if nothing happened. And even though Jackie Earle Haley is in this film. He failed so bad that his talent and performance may be long gone and that he may never act again.

Although this film is intended for adults. It is definitely not aimed towards kids because of the strong language and violent content. That means that Freddy Krueger kills his victims without warning and he also kills them in violent ways. And talk about that he just kills his victims and does not react in the situation at all.

The script is poorly written as if it was written by someone else. It does not mean anything nor does it even do anything at all. Samuel Bayer could have made the script stand out and be understandable for everyone to read. But while that's not surprising he is not the best director and is the worst i have ever heard of. He also could have brought the original Freddy we all know and love back from the original films and put him into this. Otherwise the script and this film takes time out of the film all together with it being so lame that you won't be able to watch it.

Although speaking of which. Samuel Bayer ruined the series of a Nightmare On Elm Street films by taking such a good film and giving it an actor that is not important nor does he act good. He is plain horrible and it does not make the film by any means better.

I'm sorry to say why he took such a good film and ruined the franchise. But he should have never done it, I mean every character's performance and talent as you could say was worse then ever. And because of the fact that some scenes were too cheesy to be even scary. Besides this film should not have been made and as a remake it can only get worse.

So i advise you, Please do not see this movie and save your money, This movie just points out that it's not a great film after all. Also please do not see this in the theater you will be disappointed.

Plus the dreams in this film were not scary and just pointless to watch. This is nothing like the original Nightmare On Elm Street franchise with Robert England as Freddy Krueger and besides this film totally ruins the franchise. Sure it's dark and really violent but if you are gonna watch a better film. Then totally see the original Nightmare On Elm Street franchise, This film just proves that it's both lame and dumb. And that Jackie Earle Haley's makeup here was applied by some makeup artists who don't know how scary he was for sure. This new Freddy Kruger also talks like in a raspy voice like Batman from The Dark Knight. I guarantee that even the slightest Freddy fans will be disappointed with this lame remake that has got nothing to do with Robert England. I don't even know what they were thinking when they cast a new actor to play the role of Freddy Krueger. Either way this movie does not set a good tone and neither does this film manage to please.

Plus the scene where both girls sing the song 1. 2. Freddy's coming for you with the jumprope is terrible and completely ruined by this new Freddy. Of course why would someone have to admit how bad Jackie Earle Haley did in this film. It's not like they can take a good movie and add the worst part that is Freddy of course.

But mostly it's something that has to do with Freddy's voice here and his lame jokes. Of course Nightmare On Elm Street fans will be disappointed that this Freddy Krueger does not make any jokes nor is he trying to impress or be funny to people. But also completely because his voice sounds like he has a sore throat and also sounds raspy just like Batman's voice does. But that's mostly having to do with because it's annoying to listen to and will annoy you forever. Robert England's Freddy Kruger's voice did not sound like this at all.

Arthur: To Eat or Not to Eat/S.W.E.A.T. (2010) Season 15, Episode 5

Really bad, Silly, Bad plot, Story, Concept, Animation, And of course Jokes,

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

Now many would explain how Arthur the TV show managed to air. Well it's been since 2 years and the show has gotten popular and watched a lot. By demand people watch it everyday with their kids and really like learning about it. But that's now all changed because Arthur turned into something awful.

Well that's why I'm here to explain about why you should not let your kids watch this show. And i have got a lot of reasons why.

• First the show has bullying. Arthur and D.W fight a lot, And because they are not best friends anymore. You will hear pouting and shouting, And yelling at each other the first time you see it. - Second the show has violence like the scene where Arthur punches his sister D.W for destroying his paper model airplane that he's been working hard on for such a long time. Kids won't get how he gets grounded either by his parents. - Third because the show has a lot of adult humor in it and if that's not enough. Just wait until you hear some jokes regarding about different things.

So i don't really know who has to put up with this garbage. Maybe the studio or producers. But not me because i know their secret. And because the show lastly does have violent content. It's hard to describe how such a violent show brainswashs the little toddlers and children into seeing it.

There are a few things that i should explain to you here about. Now i know that this TV show is not as different. But yet it still is violent and that too is because the show does not provide messages that are positive or helpful. So every parent's worst nightmare would have to be violence and bullying. If nothing else.

But mostly i am here to talk about the show so let's be honest. I saw this show a long time ago and did not like what i saw in it. The whole Arthur hitting his sister thing was just out of hand and we had to turn it off. Looks like that scene though was violent when his sister wrecked the plane on purpose and his parents found out and grounded him for a week. Well that's what he gets and i don't have anything to say to him about his punishment at all. But although this junk is just plain ordinary. Everyone gets it and stop ruining this,

Also since i grew up, This show became a lot childish to me and become my least favorite. It's not my favorite anymore and since seeing it the first time. I cannot say that it was a great show. It's not and trust me because when i say this show is not my favorite. I really mean it, Not to be confused with what each character does in the show.

Now i have to say that i give the studio blame and Greg Baily for directing it just for becoming rich off money but also Marc Brown for doing this also. Not only is it a mistake in the first place but also becomes boring for a few minutes because you don't know what each character says. It could have been made better. Maybe cut out a few violent parts. But no they never listen and continue to do this to make the audience mad. Well that is really something that i would not consider nice at all. No matter what they say about it. It still is plain horrible. I don't really know what they were thinking when they made this either. It was just really horrible.

Also the adult humor is thrown into this. I can't believe that even directors would put jokes and adult stuff into a kid's show. There is a lot going on and they put these jokes because of both The Hangover and Due Date and that's completely different but i'm not gonna go into that. The problem is that kids won't be able to understand the adult humor in this show neither what any jokes are bad too. I am sorry to say this but completely all together they just do not like it either.

Of course the show is beyond Lame, It is completely just all plain boring. Plus you have to sit around 3 minutes while watching the show to know what happens in the next part. Either way this just takes time off your life. And even if you never saw the show before i would just suggest or advise you not to watch it. The characters fight, The script is horrible, The studio is to blame, And the things in this just make it plain boring. Any kids would beg you not to let them see this because of how horrible it can become at times.

Again you do not need to see this show just to know what it's about. I'm telling you that parents need to take caution about taking their kids to see this show. It does not promote education nor entertains and just continues to be horrible all along. Still do not waste your money or your time just to watch a boring TV show that nobody will wanna watch. Plus it's not even worth watching because of what it has. I'm sorry to say but this show beyond horrible is plain awful. Seriously it should be for Adults and grownups and not for kids. Again i don't know who came up with this idea but i do not want children seeing or watching this.

2012: Doomsday (2008 Video)

Another horrible film which is not all that great,

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

There were times when 2012 would be the end of the world, There were times when the Mayans predicted the end of the Mayan calender. And there were times when Harold Camping would predict the Apocalypse on both October 21st and May 21st as Judgement Day. But none came true after he was a lier and people stopped following him. But the Mayans never said the world would end but that a new age and beginning would happen and the world would change.

2012 as i have mentioned was ruined by that same director Roland Emmerich who ruined another movie 2012 Doomsday. Well let me tell you why, He wants to make so much money and wants to become rich. Well he won't and no matter how hard he tries he just keeps making the same garbage only to make you bored later on.

This is a horrible film by far and also explains about the Mayan calender and about the end of the world again. Seriously why does he keep coming up with these theory's and prophices. They are not true, They are make believe and just a fairy tale.

Just think about how horrible the plot is, How awful the story is, And how horrible this film is all together. Now you know why and that is the reason why Roland Emmerich will never succeed no matter how hard he tries to make a film.

There were times when Roland Emmerich used to make such great films, But now he does not do it anymore and it's too bad because he's the only one who keeps coming up with this garbage in his head. And no matter how true the end of the world seems. It's false.

Of course nobody said the world would end. Not even the Mayans. But who could think that one director Roland Emmerich makes a movie so bad that he does it on purpose for fun. Well he is not and to tell you the truth his movie 2012 was just horrible and pure garbage which i'm not gonna go into and now this film. Seriously Roland Emmerich you can take a film and seriously ruin it for everybody else including the audience. Well that's not going to happen.

Again he messes up everything with pure garbage and this is his last film about Doomsday happening. Seriously the 2012 Doomsday is junk and so is this. No wonder why so many people hate this movie. And that my only guess would be why he could take such a movie and then throw this Doomsday stuff just to make his viewers angry. Well the same can be said for this ridiculous film and it's just not a good one.

Plus the jokes nor are funny here and no puns either. Because Roland Emmerich makes it super intense and he does not want jokes involved. But still this movie is pure junk and it's not even funny. It's just sad and tragic how he could possibly do this on his own and make people hate him for it. That's one thing for sure.

Also i don't like how the soundtrack sounds. It's not funny but plain sad. Normally if Roland Emmerich never made this film in the first place everything would be fine but he keeps remaking the same thing all over again. What is it that he has to keep doing the same garbage twice.

Also why bother with making this remake in the first place if he was just going to make something else. He did not bother even making anything after this film. And i can tell you that it's pure garbage. For once Roland Emmerich's film is not a good movie or tale. Plus the film has a horrible cast, Plot, Story, And acting and the performance the actors do in this film is just horrible, Also why bother doing the same garbage when you are going to just toss this movie out. Roland Emmerich makes this look like a big deal when it's not. Get over it and quit making such ridiculous films. Nobody is going to watch them at all.

Don't even bother spending your money on this junk. Why waste your money on this when you don't even wanna see it. Save your time and your money together. But just don't go out expecting a better film because you won't be able to get it. Roland Emmerich's 2012 Doomsday film is just lame and boring and is a piece of junk that nobody will understand, Nor have to put up with or watch. This remake will also make you want to end up throwing it in the trash and besides when he does the same thing. He is making everyone feel bad and this movie proves it among all exceptions.

So i advise you to please not watch this movie because you will only get trouble from watching too much of it. And instead watch a better film like something else. But just don't go seeing this horrible film because it's not all that great. But don't expect anything here that proves to be better as it's not going to be in the end. So please do not see this and don't waste your money or plan on seeing this.

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever is a great film, Great plot, And better story,

[10/10 · 5 February 2012]

When i had exceptions to see a Batman flick. I wanted to but that awful Batman & Robin franchise which was ruined by Joel Schumacher was not my favorite anymore. Despite the certain changes and lame dialoge in it. But when i had a chance. I saw Batman Forever with my sister and it was awesome.

Batman Forever is a completely different Batman film not because of the way it's made or designed. But because of the way there is no jokes involved and of course how good it really is. But the way Joel Schumacher did this movie is great. I give him praise and respect for being a great director. Plus the script as i would say would count at least for this film too.

But most importantly we have both new villains here and one is The Riddler played by (Jim Carrey) and the other is Two-Face played by (Tommy Lee Jones) and next we have Batman played by (Val Kilmer) and of course Robin played by (Chris O' Donnell) Of course Val Kilmer is better then George Clooney was in Batman & Robin. And who could forget that actor anyways. Trying to be better then Val Kilmer. Well i have 2 words for George Clooney, He is not better, Nor does his performance entertain. It's horrible and because Val Kilmer is better then him I'm not gonna talk about George Clooney anymore or Batgirl for that matter.

The Riddler and Two-Face are loose in Gotham City. Batman and his sidekick Robin must stop them before they escape. However The Riddler is obsessed with riddles and Two-Face must exact his revenge on the city. With their plans and challenges for the heroes Batman and Robin. Nothing is gonna stop them and they will make both heroes pay.

This film's special effects are awesome, A lot of times we don't get to see what actually happens. But then there is something going on. And the CGI was awesome too like in the fight scenes which totally makes this film a great film in my case. So apparently nothing is missing from the effects so it's all good. Because i like it that way.

Two-Face played by Tommy Lee Jones in this film is scary, Yet violent, In this film he deals with both justice and revenge against the boy wonder and in a way. Robin the boy wonder wants his revenge on Two-Face but yet confusing here is that Two-Face has henchmen at his side who wear the same red and black Two-Face masks. I don't get it. Does it simply mean that they were burned or did they really have to wear them. Also why do they use guns that look like lazers. I don't get this either, Is it like they could zap someone with them like Batman or the boy wonder Robin. Because that is some evil henchmen that Two-Face has got.

Also The Riddler played by Jim Carrey is indeed among funny. He has starred in movies like Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Truman Show, And many more of his films. He recently did a good job in Batman Returns because he would always give people riddles and questions about how evil he is and what he's thinking. So he is smart and he does want to get rid of Batman in order to become evil. But what will it take him and why. That's only up to someone to decide weather his plan will be put into action or not. But still it's amazing too.

Also this film has funny scenes all throughout it. Like some where Batman is taking out the bad guys and also hurting the henchman is amazing and is something to laugh at.

Also if you are a fan then get Batman Forever, A great film for the Budget! Yet this is the best Batman film out there from Joel Schumacher and better then Batman & Robin. A great storyline, Plot, And concept makes this the ultimate film to see of all time.

2012 (I) (2009)

2012 End Of The World Is Fake

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

Now i know what you are thinking and it's not great. But still i wanna talk about why people think this movie has something to do with the end of the world.

There were many times when people had to see a film to understand what kind of disaster would strike in 2012. They keep watching the same thing and purely it keeps getting old. But nothing like this movie is and it just explains why the Mayans never were correct about the end but that a new age and beginning would happen.

Then the same explains why Harold Camping's predictions have so far failed and why his followers left him. There is a lot going on right now. But perhaps this film made by some producers about the end is just false. Don't believe them as that is all lies.

Anyways Roland Emmerich's movie 2012 tells about the story about the only survivors and how the Mayan calender explained the end of times, You may remember that in the bible that the world was going to end on 2012. But they were wrong yet again because this film just gives you a look at why the Earth's destruction is very scary and why it might happen.

And that's because it focuses on the main theme about the end coming. So Roland Emmerich not only managed to make this film plain horrible. But he also gave it the end of the world sort of theme added to it. Seriously a disaster film about the end of the world is just make-believe. Never fear what you see in this film because it's not going to happen and always face your fears because nothing will make you afraid.

The music is also not that great either and is just cheesy and is plain silly. But because of how awful and horrible it really is. I'm not gonna go into that.

Also some of the scenes with Cusack are yet silly when watching them. Because each scene has a suspenseful feel to it and they try to leave because the world is ending. It won't happen and because of that i have to say it's just plain horrible and just garbage.

Also the puns nor jokes here are funny, You don't get to see characters like Cusack make many jokes here and this movie is not funny. It's just tragic and very sad, The same goes for it's theme because the film has that happening. Although the same could be said when Mr Roland wanted to make his film really suspenseful. Plus a disaster film can't have things like to scare you.

Again there is a lot of dialogue and characters repeat it. Sometimes you will hear many phrases that they say so they express it better. But that does not add to the fact that it's horrible because of these theory's and this made up fairy tale about the end of the world. I can tell you that 2012 is not the end. They just made it up.

To tell you the truth, Roland Emmerich as both the script writer and director at this movie made this his imagination. He was the director of both Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow. But sadly he destroyed it with 2012. Seriously i don't even wanna say how horrible he was with this film and how he mentions the apocalypse. Seriously does he really believe this to be true. I don't think so and because he just cannot stop talking about this fairy tale either.

Seriously the apocalypse is not happening. That's one thing for sure and because the world is changing. It's not ending in any way possible. But people who believe that it's true are lier's and they only made this worse by directing this film. C'Mon what's up with that because next time you will stop making horrible films like this Roland Emmerich. This movie is horrible and you are becoming rich off it. Stop trying to predict these prophecies as they are not true.

Also one last thing i have to say is that the story is horrible. - The actors were good but their performances were awful. The prophecies of the Mayan calender and more disasters here are not important. And also the plot and also the lame scenes.

This is a waste of your time and is completely garbage. So save your money and your time by not spending it on this junk. Apparently this deserves to be in the trash once thrown out. You will not even enjoy the stuff that this film has like disasters or people getting hurt. This movie is not enjoyable and is just is a big pile of complete piece of garbage. So if you were rooting for this film, Then don't go out seeing it because this film makes you want to throw it away never seeing it again.

Arthur: D.W.'s Library Card/Arthur's Big Hit (1999) Season 4, Episode 1

Arthur is purely Garbage, This show is Really horrible and fails to entertain it's viewers.

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

There were some times when Arthur first aired on TV for quite a while now. Now they just release out new episodes with the same garbage and same old aardvark which is Arthur.

So right now before i go into discussing about this show. I wanna tell you that when i was a child i first saw Arthur on TV. No joke but then we had to turn it off because it was not appropriate. Now it becomes boring and most recently it's horrible due to the bullying.

Kids are not to learn any of the bullying or violence from this show. And it goes on to say why is this TV Show really bad. I will tell you why. First off Arthur TV Show is just horrible to watch. Second it's a show that has nothing appropriate. And third the show promotes violence and has psychical content that i think has gone too far.

The reason why this TV show fails to entertain it's audience is because of what kind of content it really has. Of course speaking of which, This show is like beyond horrible and is your worst nightmare yet. There is a lot going on and kids will not be able to understand from their point of view about Arthur and his sister D.W. and how they used to be friends until they changed quite a bit. And they fight a lot now.

Also the TV show has a lot of bullying where Arthur yells at his sister D.W. and she starts yelling at him too. But the reason why I'm saying this is because most parents will know that none of this stuff is purely made for kids. Sure there is some violence and bullying used in this show. But by all means there is a lot of shoving, Pushing, And fighting, This show was meant to be broadcasted only for Adults. And also i do blame Arthur because when he meant to hit his sister, He means that she destroyed his paper model airplane on purpose and he hit her. Now that is horrible right there.

Also missing from the point of value is education and learning. And Arthur does not promote that here. - Here the story is a lot different because Arthur indeed shows how violent he really is when somebody decides to mess up or torment his stuff all the way. And we never get to see it. But education and learning is another thing that goes beyond my point of value. So unless there was education and learning and it made it educational then of course i would watch it. But I'm not gonna volunteer to watch something boring on TV that is just getting old and really not my favorite anymore.

Though i need to be honest and clear about this show. It really makes me angry. Plus the reason behind is that some director named Greg Baily actually directed this and ruined it for everybody due to it's content. Get over it Greg Baily, I had enough of you directing these episodes. It's time to stop. And also Marc Brown too must stop doing this. Because Greg Baily ruined this entire series because he was rich. So that points to the fact that he can continue to earn money i don't think so.

Also this is lame and really cheesy if you ask me. It's just horrible. With adult humor thrown into the mix, You might remember quite a few jokes but will you get them, No you won't because it makes everyone really ashamed to think that the jokes themselves are not bad at all. But still this takes parts from films like The Hangover or other films like Due Date and adds them to this show.

It's just ridiculous and because it's garbage. I'm not gonna go into it. Greg Baily totally ruined the show like Joel Schumacher did with Batman & Robin. There was a lot going on here and he did not deserve to ruin such a good show. He made a lot of money but who knows what ruins such a good franchise and then a show. Greg Baily should seriously stop making ridiculous episodes of this show just to earn money he won't get it. Plus here are some reasons why i hate this show.

• Because this show is violent and contains a few violent parts. - Because it promotes bullying and fighting with Arthur and his sister D.W. - Because the producers need to get a life before making a ridiculous TV Show, Because i promise you that this is just awful.

If you are a fan of Arthur, Then don't see it. Nor watch it, Plenty of people think it's horrible and i agree with them. This show is just childish, Silly and pointless, And of course is pretty dumb. Also there is adult jokes and stuff that kids may not be able to understand. It's pointless to watch. So save your money and time by not seeing this TV show for good. Also please save your money and don't get this because you will end up throwing it away.

Also please do not buy the merchandise for this TV show. It's a baby's show and is horrible to watch. Indeed it's the worst TV show because it explains nothing about proper education and because it's like Batman & Robin. So don't go out buying your kids this junk because it's marketed as a baby's show. Also please do not bother watching this show because it's really violent too.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Iron Man 2 Is A great Incredible Film

[10/10 · 5 February 2012]

When seeing the first Iron Man film, I enjoyed it because of how awesome it was.

When seeing the trailers and previews for this film. I was like saying i wanted to see this film a lot. So me and dad went to the theater and guess what we saw this film.

Iron Man 2 as you could say tops it off a lot better then previous superhero films such as Superman Returns, The Empire Strikes Back, X-Men, The Dark Knight, And Transformers, This movie was just awesome and action packed.

Now this film is a great film. I would have to say that the characters such as Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Pepper Potts, And Black Widow, Do a great job on their performance here. But also because i like how Robert Downy Jr. Manages to play so well in this film as Tony Stark. His talent and performance can be remembered for a very long time. And that he was a great actor. Plus he was really smart and was a billionaire who was rich and had a lot of money so that he could get things he wanted.

The Cgi and Special Effects in this movie are amazing, You get to see how good a blockbuster superhero film looks like with the realistic effects. And also the scenes with the buildings falling and also in the fight scenes was awesome as well. I don't think that this fails to entertain at all and it was good as well.

Also the soundtrack is awesome and composed very well. I like how intense the music is and how awesome it sounds. So i would say that the soundtrack is awesome.

Also if you want then you must see this in the theater like i did. The acting, Cast, Concept, Story, And the acting and roles here are awesome, The performance is also awesome here too and they do a good job. Go see this film, You will not be disappointed,

Arthur: Arthur Plays the Blues/Buster's Sweet Success (2001) Season 6, Episode 2

Do not let your kids see Arthur!

[1/10 · 5 February 2012]

This episode is the worst that i have ever seen on the TV show. It is not educational not matter what they say about it. And the directors of this show need to stop.

I have seen this show a couple of times before and i can only describe that this show is horrible. First of all the characters like Arthur and his sister D.W. used to be friends. But now they fight a lot with each other and Arthur mostly takes the blame by arguing and being sent to his room and grounded by his parents. Second i don't blame the actors but rather the studio and producers who made this show just for the young ones. Now most people who made this show made money and that is Marc Brown. Seriously if you want to direct a TV show to earn a lot of money. Then you are not gonna get it by making this junk. Third the show is horrible in my opinion. Almost as if it's not designed for children to watch.

Although i used to watch it as a kid. i do not watch it anymore since it's too childish. But still this show was not even supposed to be made for kids. Grownups might understand how violent and what kind of adult humor is tossed into this show. But you are not gonna get respect for watching it. Although kids will not have to watch it.

Also the episodes are no joke what so ever. What are they trying to brainwash our kids into thinking this show is for them. I don't think so and i don't blame the lovable aardvark Arthur for this but rather the producers who think it's funny to direct a cartoon that is violent and is not suitable. Just my guess that's all.

I remember that awile when watching this. That Arthur hits his sister for destroying his paper model airplane while dreaming of how his dreams will come true if his sister does not wreck it. She does it on purpose anyways and Arthur finds out and hits her so hard in the hand that she totally forgot about touching his stuff yet again. Seriously violence is not the answer here and Arthur's Big Hit should have been banned rather then shown to the younger audience. And although i would count it as Adult. It's rather sad and is not funny at all. That's why they do this a lot to annoy us.

Secondly this show does not even have messages that are helpful. Just Arthur and his sister fighting a lot and D.W. always tells her parents, "Hey mom, Hey Dad! Arthur hit me in the arm. Ground him and take his TV away for a week." So i know how his sister complains about his behavior. But there is no need to complain when his sister can just get along and stop ruining his things. Because seriously who would wanna see Arthur's sister take his stuff and torment him even more. That's really what he thinks should happen to her.

I feel really sorry for the producers like Marc Brown who made this TV show. But seriously i am still not happy with it. So anyways as i was saying. It could have been a little more educational and could have been shown at schools to help children learn. But if that never happens, I don't know what will. So I'm begging you that if you are a parent you will be disappointed in taking your kids to see this show. Not because of the bullying, But because of mostly the Adult humor and violence tossed into one TV show that makes it an adult program. Only Adults and Grownups will laugh at it while kids will be bored seeing it. Plus if you are a parent then i would recommend not seeing this show by yourself because it's horrible and it's really not educational.

Bottom Line: If you want to see a better show, Then don't see Arthur. Arthur fails to deliver education and the Adult humor and violence is something that would not be considered appropriate for kids. So make sure not to take your kids to see this if they wanna see it. And see something better then Hoodwinked or Iron Man. But just please don't see this show because it just only makes things worse. Plus if you are looking for a good TV show. Then you will not find it to be this good as Arthur because of it's content.

Also i have to mention one last thing, That - if you are a parent and you really want to see this by yourself. Then you go ahead. But also avoid and skip this show and watch something else like Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer or Frosty The Snowman. But don't go out spending your money on this garbage that you will just only throw away. It does not work like it. Save your time, Save your money, And also don't go planning to see this show if you are a kid and dreamed about it only. This show takes all the good parts away and makes them turn violent. Trust me that this show is only recommended for adults. And it will make you think twice before watching it. Also as a warning do not go planning to see this anywhere like at a school because this show is not entertaining and is boring to watch.

Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976 TV Movie)

Rudolph's Shiny New Year is a classic!

[10/10 · 4 February 2012]

I grew up watching Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer for a very long time. Rankin Bass and of course Romeo Muller have made such a great icon that was a classic for a very Long time. And Rankin Bass Jr. also helped out on the production and as it seemed i enjoyed this forever.

At Christmas time i watch many classics such as Frosty the Snowman. But Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer has been my most favorite that i have watched. I enjoyed it a lot and sometimes read the books about it. But Rudolph has been the best hero and leading Santa's sleigh was also a nice deed.

Despite what i have to say. I love Rudolph and i like his story. And since childhood i used to watch many cartoons starring him in it and I'm glad to say that it definitely pleased me. Rudolph was popular and was the best reindeer of all. And since seeing the original movie. I went on to seeing Rudolph's Shiny New Year because i thought it was a great masterpiece.

Of course being that. Rudolph has to save Baby New Year's Eve who is also teased because of how large his ears appear to be by the other kids. But also that they have to avoid the vulture who is mean and really is not nice at all.

Even though Rudolph is my favorite character since childhood and when i was a child watching the stuff before. He will continue to please me at Christmas time. Rudolph is a beloved and a great hero that has one simple message. Never be teased or alone when trying to join a group. Always be who you are and everything will be alright. This is what Rudolph will say if you are really sad.

The greatest holiday hit for Christmas ever. - Rudolph's Shiny New Year deserves to be on the most great holiday Christmas masterpieces of all time. Though if you are still a child this should entertain you. And may i say the characters such as Father Time and Rudolph himself will. The story was great, The animation was dazzling, And the concept and the look of the characters was awesome. This is not a movie to pass up on when Christmas is around the corner. You need to see this for yourself. You will be pleased, Definitely something i would recommend for both kids and grownups who are fans of the show.

Hoodwinked! (2005)

Hoodwinked is the best film of the year,

[10/10 · 4 February 2012]

When i saw the trailers and ads for this film. I was very happy with it. So i went on to see it. It was not bad and it is not horrible like some say it really is but that it's a better film.

Hoodwinked to say the least is totally a great family film. Made by Weinstien and also this film does not fail to entertain. It's a great film worth seeing on the big screen. Well just like Pixar's Finding Nemo and Toy Story. The story is very good. It explains about how the police track down criminals and suspects involved in stealing something, And of course interrogations about each of the suspects such as The Wolf, The squirrel Twitchy, and more suspects on the case. So of course this film is not all that bad because when i saw it i really enjoyed it.

Hoodwinked tells the story about how the secret goody shop's candy was stolen. And how a Candy bandit must have stole it. Meanwhile Red Riding Hood must work with Granny to stop this from happening. But something else also happens. She is being hunted by The Wolf and also the evil rabbit Boingo. So it's up to her and Granny pucket to save the day and stop the candy thief involved.

First off what i liked about this film is that the animation is amazing. It looks really nice and of course is very clear. Also i like how good the quality and animation looks for a feature film such as this. It really amazes me that feature films like this have this.

Also i like how great the story was. The story is told through and by the Narrator who discusses about what Red does and who she meets along the way on her journey. But also how she meets her enemy The Big Bad Wolf who turns out to be her granny but is not. Because he simply tricked her into thinking he was Granny Pucket. Also the interrogation scenes with the police had the frog as a detective who asks many suspects to tell their part of the story in the crime. So story by story they each tell about what happened and how the shops may have went out of business.

The soundtrack sounds great and is composed well in the film. Although all the songs play in order to sometimes be suspenseful or scary. It's not what happens. Although the soundtrack here is awesome despite what some people say about it.

The dialogs and jokes in this film make it pretty funny. This film is actually a really funny cartoon and if you have not seen it before. Then you will definitely dig all the funny scenes in it. Like when something funny happens or some scene like when the bunny Boingo wants Keith to change his name to Boris which is really funny indeed. Plus if you don't get what they say or what they really do that makes it funny. Plus the puns in this film is what makes it super funny as if you are watching it. The same goes for how funny each sequence with Red and Granny appears to be.

But the real thing here is that a bad guy who was involved in the attempted crime of stealing was the bunny Boingo. First of all he's really funny. Second he is really serious and does not joke around. And third he makes his minions feel really bad. And when he does things like steal from a shop. Then he is making the police want to come after him and because he's the main villain here. All the same cannot be said without him. He was really good and his performance was spectacular in this film.

Also there are some references if you did not know like a few of them. There is a scene where Granny Pucket hands Red Riding Hood her cape and says use the cape Red. It refers to the classic Star Wars made by George Lucus like when Darth Vader says to Luke use the force. Now that is something right there.

Also if you are a fan of Hoodwinked then you must see this on the big screen. It's an awesome movie, It has a good element, Story, Plot, And of course funny scenes in it and is about a crime. Trust me this film will make you want to see it again.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers Dark Of The Moon Is a Great Film

[10/10 · 4 February 2012]

First off i just wanna say that when this film came out. I saw it in theaters with my Dad and it was just awesome. It topped other movies like Harry Potter and also Iron Man off and was an awesome film about robots which i really enjoyed and i pretty much am now a Transformers fan.

The thing that i liked in this film is that Micheal Bay did a good job directing the film. If it was not for him, None of the Transformers would have been awesome such as this. But as a director i give him praise and also respect for being such a good director. So i have to admit he was even a lot better and also he directed such a great film.

The Decepticons want nothing more then the All-Spark cube for the destruction of our planet. Wanting nothing more then the cube itself. The Autobots join up to help the government with secret missions. But Sam Witwicky and his new girlfriend Carly Spencer are going nowhere when the Decepticons threaten to destroy the earth and with their new leader Sentinel Prime. It's up to Optimus Prime and his friends to save the world once again from a new threat if it's not stopped. Of course The Ark must be stopped because it's technology will destroy the world and ending all life on it if not stopped.

The special effects in this film like Buildings collapsing and of course the Autobots fighting with the Decepticons is intense. Almost all the scenes had some perspective to them and a lot of those scenes were amazing. I enjoyed seeing them as they looked so real. And almost CGI like.

Also Shia Lebouef is a great actor in this film. He expresses and acts so well that his performance is just unforgettable to watch. And his Talent amazing, He played recently as Mutt Williams in Indina Jones. And played as Sam Witwicky in Transformers. Though he does a good job playing in the Disney TV Show Even Stevens, And of course many more roles in the film Disturbia, And of course in The Battle of Shaker Heights. He was just excellent in this film all by himself.

Also Megan Fox is replaced by Victoria Secret's model and Jason Statham's girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Of course her role and her acting is awesome. But in some scenes she does not act normal like when she's only screaming. She looks great and she is an awesome actress. But Megan Fox was replaced as in the two other films were she was still with Sam but was eventually replaced which was nice too.

Although this film definitely has some great fight scenes and the soundtrack that is composed very well i should say is the best. Of course it's not that bad and it sounds a lot better because the music makes it suspenseful and yet violent. But still the fight scenes are really violent no matter what you think. This makes the movie a lot better then it already is.

Although the movie is a great film. I would have to say that this is an action packed film and it's a very good one. There are many great funny scenes in it like where Simmons knocks on the door and a Russian Doorman says that means goodbye. It surely makes me laugh every time i see it and the script is very well indeed told and read by the actors which is also nice. But the fact is that if you are a big Transformers fan then you have got to see this movie. It's all based on the toys and the TV Show and of course tops it off in my case. This is even better then Indiana Jones or Iron Man and also is something you have to see to believe. The story is incredible. The characters stay true and react perfectly in each situation. And the entire film and acting is something to be remembered. Everyone is going to love seeing this film like i did in the theater.

So if you are wanting to see a superhero flick then look no furthur then to Transformers Dark Of The Moon. It surely is an awesome film and is a great film. It will make you laugh and the director behind it which is Micheal Bay is surely amazing.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Really Silly, So Disappointing That It Fails To Entertain The Audience

[1/10 · 4 February 2012]

Harry Potter of course is based on the book by J.K Rowling and is about Harry. But the most bad part of all is Harry himself.

This movie again fails. It's the worst film to come out after Batman & Robin, And when did the studio start remaking this film. Because clearly Harry Potter is not popular at all anymore. Again the books taught me nothing and neither have the films. So all this means is basically that it's all just complete Garbage which fails to entertain the audience yet again.

This film has to be like Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight, It has to be suspenseful, Menacing, Disturbing, And yet Violent at some points throughout the film. But also the Humor is not supposed to be placed in this film. It's completely dumb and silly and is not supposed to be even involved. They could have made this film into a World War 3 sort of type of film but yet failed.

Harry Potter used to be for kids. But it's ruined yet again and this franchise just proves that the original films of Harry Potter really made the people realize that they just messed up the franchise yet again.

Also Dumbledore was not shown in this film. Nobody portrayed him or even showed him in this movie. Complete failure! Another thing i don't like about Harry Potter is that in this movie he fights with Lord Voldemort and that Voldemort dies in the end is completely ridiculous to me. And the same could be taken for Hermione Granger and Crabbe the villain who did not even appear in this film also which is horrible.

The wand coloring that is taking place in Hogwarts battles and fights is quite annoying. For example when Harry fights Voldemort his wand turns blue for some reason and it really makes the audience confused as if saying why is his wand blue for some reason. Well it's because the filmmakers wanted it to be that way. Not to be confused with the color or other things either.

Second J.K Rowling could have made a better film franchise then Harry Potter because it just feels as if he was not too dark to star in this movie. Wow! Seriously because i feel sorry for all the people out there who like Harry Potter. But we just hated him because he did not look all that great.

Also this was a book adaption of the same story from the books. Of course this movie is not the best and is plain average for a superhero movie. Either the actors could have acted better and their performance could have changed. Or the producers who made this film better would have did something to make it more scary and dark like The Dark Knight was with it's elements and of course the story. Also let's not forget that Voldemort's death was really silly and that it could have ended in the grand hall or something like that.

Seriously if a film is good at first. But then it turns lame and just plain ordinary. It's not suspenseful and does not have too many fight scenes. Because the fight with Harry and Voldemort is plain cheesy. Plus the way the Characters react in different situations is just dumb because they don't know what is happening.

I advise you not to watch this film, Don't buy it or rent it, And worst of all don't even plan to see it if you are a Harry Potter fan because this remake is going to be just plain horrible. Plus if it gave us more scary scenes and more fight scenes then it would be a lot better. But if it's not too violent or scary, Then it is not scary. It was supposed to have a World War 3 plot added into it. But if you're going to rent this movie. Then please don't, This movie takes away from the dark scary scenes and makes it too childish to see in theaters.

Also the script as i would say is dumb and silly like the film Batman & Robin. Trust me! If you are going for a good Movie, Then see Spider-Man or The Dark Knight. But don't go out spending your money just to watch a piece of junk that nobody loves anymore. It's just getting old these days and besides it could have done better at the box office no matter what the directors say about this film. It could have been better, But i am sorry for the people out there that can't act properly.

There used to be times when a film would be darker and violent. But still talk about horrible casts, Acting, And performance, this movie is just plain garbage. That you will have to throw it away in the trash. Because seriously who would wanna watch a film that is so horrible it fails to please the audience.

Harry Potter is just a plain ordinary film. The remake is not all that great. It should have more suspense, Scary, Disturbing, Or violent, But instead the jokes and humor are what ruined it. But still it should have happened at least.

Batman & Robin (1997)

Don't like this film, It's the worst film ever!

[1/10 · 4 February 2012]

I'm sorry to say this, But Batman & Robin has got to be the worst film out of all the Batman flicks.

Batman & Robin was the worst film ever since it came out, And Joel Schumacher ruined it for every Batman fan out there. This movie did not even deserve to be on the best movies list of all time because compared to how bad it really is a bad flick. Not only is the film itself something to hate, But also because nobody cares for it at all. We've had this film a long time ago and we just hated it. Because the story, Concept, And plot were ruined by Schumacher once again.

Again serious things happened in this film. But because it was a total piece of garbage, I'm not gonna go into that. The point is that Schumacher made a film so bad that it ruined the franchise for Batman. Because the first two previous films of Batman Returns which had Batman face off against the Penguin and Catwomen and Batman 1989 which had him face off against The Joker played by Jack Nicholson, And not almost anyone can forget that Schumacher's version of Batman is seriously ruined by this horrible film.

The acting was the worst in this film. All the characters had acted in different situations as if nothing happened. Uma Thurman who plays as Poison Ivy is just way different at her role then ever. I mean c'mon if you cannot ruin such a good franchise then don't ruin it for the actors. And i mean she looked better but her acting was just plain horrible. And Robin in this film was definitely worse then ever because he just played so horribly that nobody enjoyed it at all. And in the comics Poison Ivy was a lot better but lost everything here and her performance was not scary. Arnold Schwarzenegger's role as Mr Freeze here was pretty good as he played in other films like The Terminator, Terminator 2 Judgement Day, And Terminator 3 Rise Of The Machines, And even Commando, I'm sorry to say this for some fans who missed out on this horrible film. But his voice and his performance does not top it off here. Worst of all it does not even make sense of what he's saying. Mr Freeze was a lot intelligent in the comics and TV Shows, But in this film he just mumbles a lot, And Alicia Silverstone is the same perhaps through her Performance is just as silly as Robin's was. And guess what the last but not least is George Cloony who plays as Batman and guess what his character does not even become scary none the less.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's lines were a lot better and Mr Freeze was better then Uma Thurman, Not only did she disappoint but she also really did not do all that well throughout the film.

This used to be a masterpiece but now it's not. And the director Joel Schumacher, And don't even get me started on how he directed this film. He must have been under pressure to direct such a good movie and then go out to spoil it for everyone including the audience. And even though he wanted to make this movie a lot darker then it actually would turn out. He failed once again and that's all i can say is he failed. Not a better director and not the best director after all and he just made everyone look bad because of this garbage.

But George Clooney was better in his performance in this film. But failed yet again, Because both Val Kilmer in Batman Forever and Micheal Keaton in Batman 1989 did a great job as the caped crusader. George Clooney's Batman is a lot worse then his role. Plus he does not stand out well enough in this movie to be darker then how he acts. And he is just terrifying to just think about if you wanted him to do something better. But also because The Riddler was always making jokes to annoy Batman in Batman Forever. Now that film was a lot better then this garbage.

Still Joel Schumacher should stop directing horrible films like these, It's times when he should be put in time out and should stop making horrible classic superhero films like this. Tim Burton was a lot better when making Batman films like the Batman 1989 film and the Batman Returns film. But because of this yet horrible garbage. I should say that this failed to entertain me in the most possible way of watching. But also because Tim Burton's version of Batman was a lot darker and more disturbing then this film was and was also scary. I'm sorry but i would say that Joel Schumacher should not have spent so much money to make a great film that in the end fails to entertain it's audience. Only one can say that this was a piece of junk back then. But the Batman 1989 was a lot better and darker then this.

Also Christopher Nolan's films of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were a lot better and were more darker then this garbage compared to how bad it already is. But also Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins and The Dark Knight had Christian Bale as Batman and Heath Ledger as The Joker. He was a better villain and he would always cause anarchy and chaos in Gotham City allowing him to do many evil things all by himself and of course Batman was a vigilante and more darker because of how he looked and how good he played as. I give Christopher Nolan talent and praise for being such a great director and because of how good he makes his films. And also the 1960's TV Show with Adam West as Batman is also better and also with Robin. But just because this film is popular does

The Dark Knight (2008)

"The Dark Knight" Christopher Nolan's Film Is Dark

[10/10 · 14 November 2011]

I have not been a Christopher Nolan fan before and neither have i watched his films at all, First of all i watched recently Batman Begins because i wanted to know what it was about. But then when i saw The Dark Knight i saw it and it was amazing.

Christopher Nolan brought back Batman and some of the newer characters back and made this film as better as possible. There was a lot of suspense and this film was a lot darker then the previous film.

A lot of the scenes in this film were amazing and the concept was great. The newer vehicles such as the Lamborghini and bat-pod were brought back. And even the explosions as well and gunfights made this movie incredibly violent. The first time i saw this i was shocked and surprised to find a lot of the violence suspenseful. It was not a joke and neither was it either. The film also had more fight scenes and was shot better with cameras and also the script was better. It never failed and pretty much was amazing.

I also liked Heath Ledger's Performance and acting as The Joker in this film. Now The Joker in this film was a malice and liked to cause chaos and anarchy and was an agent of chaos who is batman's enemy. He did not make any Jokes and was a lot frightening and scary looking unlike the Ceaser Romaro Joker or Jack Nicholson's Joker. And also he got an Oscar Emmy for his performance. And i enjoyed a lot of it a a lot.

The soundtrack was composed well also by Hans zimmer and James newton Howard and always played during the fight and chase scenes really well. And the score was also amazing.

During the movie i was shivering because of several scenes that did scare me and The Joker's henchman were creepy looking and always tryed to stop Batman in the film. But most importently the interrogation scene Between The Joker and Batman was creepy to watch because of the violent content in it.

The film also had cgi scenes and they did a great job during filming and a lot was filmed and all of the parts in the film were incredible because of the way The Joker exploded buildings and also destruction and menace was involved in the film.

Also the new characters in this film were Lau Harvey Dent and The Joker and Racheal Dawes and they were winners. Maggie Gyhllenhal's performance was amazing as Bruce Wayne's friend and she was serious throughout the whole movie and who was dating Harvey, Lau who was played by Chin Han was awesome at his part as well and managed to do better in the film as the main crime boss, Also Harvey Dent as the new district attorney was amazing at his role as Aaron Eckhart and also The Joker played by Heath Ledger with no rules. All of the acting was amazing to see a lot and i enjoyed it.

Also the acting and roles that the actors did was amazing. Morgan Freeman was excellent in his role as Lucuis Fox, Maggie Gyhallanhal in her role as Racheal Dawes, Heath Ledger in his role as The Joker, Christian Bale in his role as both Bruce Wayne and Batman, And Aaron Eckhart in his role as Harvey Dent.

Also if you are a batman fan. Then you must see this film. I give credit praise and honer to Heath Ledger for his fantastic role as The Joker and all of the other actors. This film is a must see,

Arthur (1996–2022)

Not very good! It's not too educational at all. Did'nt like it because of bullying!

[1/10 · 19 October 2011]

Before i start talking about Arthur i would like to tell everyone how much i liked Arthur. At first i watched it and the first time i saw it. It was good all around. Not because of the story or plot. But because it's supposed to be something educational that they show to kids. But when i saw some bullying and taunting in it. We had to turn it off. Looks like it does not seem appropriate for us. And broadcasting this type of thing seems to be out of control.

It's ridiculous how the bullying and violence seems to get out of control. Some of the characters yell at each other and are mean and talk violently to each other one by one. This show by far is not my favorite and i will tell you why. First off Arthur's something i would not prefer to watch at all. And because of what bullying that Arthur and his sister D.W does to him and tortures him everyday. Second because i would probably prefer to stay away from it. It does not seem like i would even think about watching it at all.

Arthur is not a bully and neither he should be one. But in Arthur's big hit he hits his sister because of destroying his paper model airplane which almost makes his dreams come true until his sister wrecks it. Also the use of some language is just something to be preferred not to be watched. Even if it's something that you would want to watch. It's not something that i would wanna watch. Because i would just ignore it and get tired of it. Watching it all day long is not going to be my job. And i would blame the creators and also the people who made it. I mean why would they make this awful TV show based on the lovable aardvark and besides i don't like the show. But i do not want to blame the hero. But why would they show this to little kids. I mean if it's bad. Then i won't waste time watching at all even if i can't help it.

Also i can't help but think. That what the producers here are doing here to brainwash the little kids and what they are doing to them. And also what mind did they have before making this show appropriate for kids. No way am i watching this ever again. And i don't even wanna do it anymore and also why would you insist to do this to them. No more of this I'm tired and don't waste to watch this garbage anymore. I am totally not watching anymore of it.

Arthur is not a kids show and it points out that this could be worse because of the violence. Never the less am i seeing this again. Unfortunately it did not please me and definitely is something that i would recommend not to see. It's uneducational. It's silly, It's dumb, And of course it promotes bullying and violence. Not something that i would want anybody to see. If this was only a kids show and was educational it could have been something a lot better. But for now! It seriously does not make it.

Even though Arthur is a TV SHOW about an aardvark. It's nothing that is okay for kids, The amount of bullying and violence and how D.W. and Arthur fight is intense. This TV SHOW is only recommended for Adults due to the strong violent content and bullying. So i beg you to please not see it if you want to see it so badly. And if you are a parent you might want to take warning and some risks before letting your child watch this show or otherwise it may brainwash them. This TV Show is very violent and is something you will not want to see. Arthur is not a hero, Neither is he good, He terrorizes his sister, Threatens her by punching her and accusing her of destroying his paper model airplane. And of course hates her so much that he does not like her at all. So even though it may look like a kid's show. It is definitely not because of the violence. So it's not a good idea.

You may know this also. But Arthur has adult humor tossed into it as well because it's a show for grownups. So the jokes here will be hard for little or young children to understand. Even though it takes away from the fun. Arthur has been airing but because of how many adult jokes this show contains. It's hard to describe how bad it is and it does not matter how good it is. It is not and many of the scenes can be really creepy for some. They might even scare young children too.

But the only thing you should be worried about showing your kids here is mostly the bullying, Violent Content, And adult humor, This show is definitely not for the kiddies and is only for grownups. Also the show focuses on violence. What is this coming to, Obviously i do not blame the hero and lovable Aardvark here but people who are trying to brainwash the toddlers into seeing this are just doing it on purpose. I'm telling you to just stay away and avoid this show for a very long time. No matter what you think about it, It's still not suitable. Also do not let your kids see this as a warning. Because it may make it worse.