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Deadpool (2016)
A movie for psychotic torture freaks
Watched the first half-hour of this feces and turned it off since it turned my stomach. This garbage is a prime example of the fall of human civilization and our de-evolution. An ugly, sick, sadistic monstrosity whose message is that agonizing torture brings out the best in humanity. I'll never watch another Ryan Reynolds movie. If he's willing to star in this, he would be willing to star in a snuff film.
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party (2016)
A brutal and undeniable indictment of the Democrat Party
This film must be seen by people who are Democrats but really don't know why. The modern view is the the Democrat Party is the party of minorities, tolerance and justice. This film lays out the bare facts about the party's creation and actions over the last 200 years. It's a blistering indictment and should make every Democrat question their party loyalty. I will not provide spoilers, but it is sufficient to say that viewers will learn of horrifying atrocities and criminality at the very heart of the party. As a non-Democrat, I had no idea of the breadth of the party's cruelty and hatred for the weakest and poorest among us, and their slavering lust for power and wealth at the expense of those who work hard and follow the rules. As we have recently seen, laws mean nothing to Democrats. In their view, laws are made to enrich themselves and destroy their enemies, not to enforce justice. Every American who cares about this nation and their own families needs to see this film before the next election.
The Hateful Eight (2015)
Massive bomb-ola! Stinker.
I total waste of time unless you want to see yet another flick with Samuel L. Jackson's Boston terrier face. Laughable. Stupid. Lurid. Seamy. Visual sewage. Typical Tarantino. He trashes the American Western as he has trashed every other genre he has recycled. The product of a dirty mind and a diseased imagination. There is not a single redeeming quality to this mess. The time has passed in America when this kind of crap was popular because of the salacious and ugly content. The reviewers are generally bought and paid for, so this give the kind of reviews that will send more money their way. Of course, most of them have a perverted desire for the hideous anyway. We can only hope that this stinker ends Tarantino's flatulent career.
Ricki and the Flash (2015)
Stinki and the Flush
If you need a good unintended laff fest, this flick will provide it. Streep is about as rock-and-roll as ABBA. Oh, that's right! She was in Mamma Mia! also. She tries every trick in the book to look like a rocker and none of it works - too much make-up, wearing black all the time, weird hair, tough language. Yuck. Very few actors are convincing as rockers because the type of acting they employ is too theatrical and just not genuine. This is true of Streep. She creates a character through mannerisms instead of just being that character.
The storyline is so soap opera that it also elicits laughter. Avoid this dog like you would... a dog... with rabies... and mange... and Ebola.
Unfinished Business (2015)
Utter sewage
Spoiler alert (although I doubt anyone will see this bomb). This movie is filled with more filth than an impacted colon. Two fullscreen, nude simulated sex scenes. Multiple gratuitous topless scenes. Constant drug and alcohol use. Very descriptive discussions of sex acts. Phone sex. An extended scene at a gay leather convention including a bathroom scene with glory holes through which men stick their penises hoping to be fellated by a stranger. I'm not kidding. And you get to see it all including the penises.
At this point I doubt that Vince Vaughn is capable of feeling shame, but he should. This thing has no real plot - just multiple opportunities for sex, nudity and dirty jokes draped on a flimsy story of his pursuit of one business deal. The worst aspect of the movie is the equating of bullying his overweight son receives in school to Vince's humiliation at the hands of some of his supposed business partners.
Vince's character has an eight year old daughter with whom, while Skyping, he uses the same filthy language that is constant throughout the movie. It occurred to me that this child actor would not be allowed to see this filthy movie in which she appears!
There has been plenty of press lately about Vaughn's supposed conservative worldview. Nothing could be further from the truth. Vaughn is a libertarian, not a conservative. His worldview has zero moral standards and this "anything goes" point of view is on sickening, puerile display in "Unfinished Business".
Act of Valor (2012)
Ignore the knee-jerk progressives. It's incredible!
The title, "Act of Valor", tells it all. I feel blessed to live in a country that produces men like these. I also feel blessed that I'm not an enemy of America considering the dedication, coordination, skill and awesome firepower that Navy Seals bring to bear on those enemies.
Some reviewers have whined about the unabashed patriotism of this film about a squad of actual Navy Seals, but consider that these men are the real thing! When do you get to see men who have actually lived this duty playing the roles instead of some pretty-boy Hollywood weenies? That reality makes this film even more impacting.
Do yourself a favor and go see "Act of Valor" even if you're a left-winger. It's not about being entertained. It's about being amazed and grateful.
The Undefeated (2011)
Leftist IMDb reviewers haven't seen the film
This film has only been shown in about a dozen cities so far and on only one screen per city. The chance that the leftist trolls who are "reviewing" this film have actually seen it is infinitesimally small. Thus, as usual with the Left, they are lying.
If you are considering seeing this documentary, don't let this forum influence you. Have the guts to see the film and make up your own mind instead of letting some pimply kid living in Mommy's basement do your thinking for you.
The film is shocking in that it provides an inside look at Sarah Palin's life before, during and after public office. This straight-forward portrait of an honest, unapologetically pro-American public servant painted by the filmmaker stands in such stark contrast to that in the hopelessly biased media that even those who oppose Palin's politics, if they are willing to be honest, should be angry and frustrated. Ask yourself: What do I really know about Sarah Palin except for what I have read or seen in the press?
The film asks the questions: How does it feel to be consistently lied to by the American media? If they won't be honest about Sarah Palin, why should we assume that they are honest about anything else? And, ultimately, why are the media and the Washington DC establishment on both sides of the aisle so afraid of her?
The Colbert Report (2005)
Colbert: Unfunny, smug, useless, hateful
Stephen Colbert is a one-joke comedian who has worn out his welcome. The character he endlessly portrays is unfunny, smug, irritating and cannot be watched at length by anyone with an IQ above room temperature without the desire to disinfect one's psyche with a steam generator.
This is the Disney Channel for particularly dull-witted adults. There is simply nothing funny about the man and he clearly appeals to those who do not possess the ability to think on their own. His snarky visage and limp political jokes are designed for mental slackers who are watching from their parents' basements. Their kneejerk agreement with the America-hating Colbert in his unremitting leftism is an example of the weakling mindset that gave 20th century nations leaders like Hitler, Stalin and Mao.
In other words, the viewers of this fetid non-comedy are entirely incapable of cogent thought.