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Reviews
Sanitarium (2001)
GREAT idea: BAD movie
The artwork on the box that this DVD came in was infinitely more entertaining than the film (using that term loosely) itself.
I feel as though the creators of this film had a very good Stephen King type idea, but miserably failed at making it into a watchable movie.
Great story. Poor acting and poor filming, perhaps due to a poor budget?
Maybe someone out there will see this movie and re-create it to it's full potential...
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Unbelievably, and completely a total waste of time
This film caught my eye due to the comedic tone. I was expecting numerous laughs. Unfortunately the comedy was extremely poor. Instead of laughs, I had extreme feelings of remorse for wasting money on such a piece of rubbish. You would do better to watch Benny Hill re-runs.
It is similar to a soft-porn type film, but the actresses (and I use that term VERY loosely) in it leave much to be desired.
Another aspect of the film that fails miserably is the overall quality. It looks as though it was made by a group of junior high students for about $50.00.
I was only able to watch about twenty minutes before I finally gave up. Maybe if you decide to view it you can last longer than that.