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Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
was expecting so much more.. this is a non-event
I had just watched "The Irishman" and was on such a high from that spectacular movie... I thought I'd watch QT's new flick to top off a great week..
well. the two movies could not possible be in more divergent leagues than they are...
QT's Once upon a time is boring. nothing actually happens!! 3 and a half hours of what? for what? only in the last 10mins something happens.
the actors are all good, it's just the script.. boring as bat-sh!t.. everyone is going to watch this anyway and that's fine, do it.. it will deservedly tarnish their idea of QT.
once upon a time there was a director named Quentin Tarantino.. he got too big for his own boots and thought he was the best in hollywood. he was and he fell from a great height.
The Morning Show (2019)
ridiculous and incredible show :(
You can't watch anything anymore without being force-fed feminist propaganda...
seriously, if I acted at work in the same way as some of the female roles, I'd be sacked on the spot.
where are Mitch's lawyers?? ridiculous and incredible show
The Man in the High Castle (2015)
i'm conflicted.. loved seasons 1 and 2..
I'm conflicted.. loved seasons 1 and 2.. i would have given this a 10 but season3 was mediocre and season4 absolutely ruined the show...
BCR? really? no mention as far as i remember before s.4 yet the BCR can do miracles and overthrow governments....
people walking through the portal into the naziverse? they can't.. if there's a double they should have died yet hundreds were pouring through.. how did they get to the opening? where were the nazis to defend the most important "weapon" they had? please... lazy script writing - should have stuck with the original story.
Saturday Night Live: Woody Harrelson/Billie Eilish (2019)
probably the worst episode in years
Wow.... SNL has lost the plot! this episode was pathetic!!
Replicas (2018)
ridiculously bad
Sorry guys, we've seen the story many times before... this one is different insofar as it has the worst, and i mean WORST acting from Keanu ever...
A tragedy happens.. no spoilers.. Keanu is meant to be distraught, shocked, emotional.. nah.. there's so much wooden acting from him that it's amazing how a relatively new comer such as Thomas Middleditch just outshines a veteran like Keanu in every scene. kudos Thomas, you're doing well.
check out Keanu when he wakes up to an empty bed and he says "oh no" lol
guys, view the movie by all means and at least laugh at Keanu's acting (don't get me wrong, i actually like many of his movies). i'm thinking his heart just wasn't in this one.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
very, very, VERY entertaining!
I am completely stumped to see this movie has such a low score. i laughed out loud many times and was completely entertained. the cast is brilliant. you have top notch leading actors and supporting actors.
i loved our protagonists' english accents and the mischief they got up to.
Enjoy!
Daddy's Home 2 (2017)
did i laugh once? i think i did...?
Such good actors but such a bad movie. unfortunately this is not funny. it's predictable and immature. I'm not sure how on earth they managed to bungle this up so spectacularly. i guess i'm too old, maybe this is aimed at 12 year olds that don't know the calibre of the actors involved... maybe it's just about the kids.. i just don't get it. 1 star from me.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Brilliant! but...
This is a long awaited departure from the usual Star Trek - It finally deals with war. The special effects are amazing and I look forward to seeing what Captain Lorca will get up to next.
Get past the first 2 episodes and you're in for a treat. The story is well thought out and mature. The "but.." in the title refers to the Michael character. I am used to seeing the story told basically from 1point of view. I would have much rather had a global understanding of the show or, at the very least, have Lorca's point of view for the story telling. I'm guessing Michael's point of view has been adopted so that there can be some "mysteries" that slowly unravel as Michael learns about Lorca's intentions..
I was glad to see Michelle Yeoh's character and the Shenzhou go. I must admit Michelle's character (captain Georgeou) was wooden and not spontaneous. she's a great actress in other languages. In my opinion, the lines didn't come out natural and I wasn't engaged by her character at all.
from episode 3 onward it is a great TV show. hope it keeps it up the good story. cheers
The House (2017)
Sad day for Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler fans
This is just the worst movie in such a long time. it's just not engaging and mostly boring.
Will and Amy do OK with the script they have (and believe me, it's the worst comedy script in years). just looking at Will having to say things that are not funny at all is just watching a train-wreck.
the rest of the cast is mostly unsatisfactory except for the now type-cast Jason Mantzoukas. he does OK. but the cop, the mayor, the women of the burbs' acting is absolutely below standard.
I believe Will Ferrell produced this........ why??? who did he owe a favour to?? i'm still a Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler fan no matter what they drag me through... but I wish I didn't see this one.
Marlon (2017)
Fun family orientated TV show
I am really enjoying this show. everyone in the show is just adorable. Be sure to check out Marlon 'going ghetto' in the pilot. absolutely hilarious! i didn't expect it and boy did he deliver. well written TV show and well acted. this is a feel good TV show which will entertain you. enjoy!
House of Cards: Chapter 65 (2017)
House of Cards - it's over :(
well season 5 was the worst yet. ridiculous all the way to the final episode (13). I'm not sure if it's just the underwood's being sloppy or if the writers have had enough and taking the mickey from the audience. either way, it's not worth my time any longer. at first (first few seasons) I could imagine some the the political machinations could be plausible, but come season 4 (and 5) and i'm thinking that if a someone else wrote the story for an upcoming tvshow, it wouldn't see the light of day. sorry Kevin and Robin you are awesome always - as is the cast. sorry about the material this season. ridiculous
Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie (2017)
Great show! Hope it starts a series or sequel
Looks like it was meant to be a pilot for a TV series, and I hope they do it. time passed fast while watching this show and it left me wanting more - that's when I thought it could definitely go with a TV series. the actors had a blast doing this, you can tell - especially Natasha Lyonne - comes out with crazy one liners! some parts could have been explained better. like the house where the dog is wanting water.. could have shown the mailbox overflowing with letters and junk mail to indicate the owner has been away for a while. but this isn't important, Handsome hears the dog so he investigates.
pls Jeff, give us more Handsome! (capital H! what are you thinking!?)
Assassin's Creed (2016)
very good but confusing for non gamers
I really enjoyed the movie but I was constantly aware that the editing and the storyline were not up to scratch. the movie starts explaining the backstory a quarter of the way in.. and even that isn't explained well.
call me old fashioned, but i think a voice over narration at the start (3-5mins) could have done wonders for the general public.
having said that, i still really liked it and I do hope a director's cut comes out with extra info to set up the story.
cheers. 9/10 !