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The Jimmy Show (2001)
Depressing and totally pointless film.
I kept waiting around for something redeeming to happen - it doesn't. As far as I could see, this was a totally pointless movie about a loser who never learns anything about himself. He is a self centered, self pitying person who never "gets it" - i.e., he is the problem. It makes me wonder - Who would put up money to make a movie like this? This was so bad!!!
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
So stupid, I wished the actors would have been eaten to end the movie.
This is on my list as one of the top ten stupidest movies ever made. I actually wished the leading characters would have been eaten by the dinosaurs for their stupidity. In the movie, a scientist, supposedly an expert in her field, carry's a baby T-rex back to the expedition base camp, to set a broken leg on the baby dinosaur! Can you imagine someone supposedly intelligent, an "expert", doing something so incredibly stupid? Guess what! The Mama and Papa T-rex wanted to get their baby back. The cries of the baby T-rex leads Mama and Papa T-rex to the base camp, where they proceed to trash everything in the camp, eat a member of the expedition, and basicly create 20 minutes of dinosaur destruction. I don't understand why the writers or the director or someone couldn't come up with a better way to move the plot along. At this point, "Suspension of Dis-belief" went out the window, or should I say, down the dinosaur hatch.