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Btooom! (2012)
Another poorly written anime
We know this is a copy of battle royale but it presented some elements that could make the serie insteresting, but from episode 1 it shows terrible writing and nonsense all over the plot.
The general idea wasn't, it's the way it's executed that makes this seem aimed at little kids.
Somehow in episode 1 the countdown sound of the bomb dissapears in order to provide plot armor for the main character, among other stupid facts.
Episode 2 somehow a group of 3 men decides to name a girl they just met as they leader and her their bombs... i mean, i cannot even understand how writters dare to write whatever they want and their zombie fans still like that.
There is no respect for the viewers at any point in this senseless show.
Wind River (2017)
A good movie keeping it simple
This movie does not try to use dumb clichés to drive the plot or to create complicated situations that later become unmanageable, and that's what i like about it. It gives you what you expect the whole movie.
I would say around 90% of films are filled with stupid plotholes and full of non-sense actions, this is not the case for Wind River, and it's nice to watch something without feeling like being taken as an idiot bought with clichés
The white snow landscape is also amazing and it provides a confortable visual experience. Acting is on point, which is to be expected from Renner and Olsen.
The dialogue is a litte weird but overall the movie it's worth a watchi.
Tomb Raider (2018)
Can't believe they're hiring the script writer for more movies
This film is borderline idiotic and full of clichés, almost unwatchable.
There is nothing fresh on it, not interesting, everything is boring and predictable.
I can't not start to imagine how anybody could think this was a good idea, it's a complete plot hole abomination.
Also too many stupid mistakes that could've been easily avoided.
The initial scenes of lara in the gym had nothing to do with anything, totally idiotic dialogue.
The whole situation of lara having to work doing deliveries to survive, and them pawning her father's gift to travel to the otherside of the world, is total nonsense.
Playing the tape on a fully-charged video camera after 7 years? yeah, right.
Lets jump an small cliché list:
-getting her backpack robbed on arrival? check!
-getting it back after fighting the robbers? check!
-falling into a river to escape from a persecution? check!
-an upcoming big waterfall inmediatly after the fall? cheeeeck!
-saving from the fall just before the very last moment? cheeckckckckc!
-finding her dead father alive? check!
-A whole search group could not find him in a small island in years, but she finds him just the first day! wow
-after 7 years of the bad guy not finding his dad he finds it just after lara finds him? you guess it: yes! makes total sense!
Also the whole story is boring, and the way it's told is horrible.
This is a complete utter failure, why can't just get some good script writer or at a least someone that has some basic knowledge about tomb raider's game.
I can't believe money is spent in this kind of garbage, i feel insulted.
Serenity (2005)
Overrated because of firefly fans, weak story
The movie begings showing good potential, interesting takes and scenery and a promising plot, but as it develops it fails to provide a decent story.
The movie was filmed with no still camera, and the picture is always on constant movement. I can say that while i found interesting the way it was filmed, i would never like to see all other movies filmed this way, but for something different once its okay and it created its own brand on that.
The characters are strange, you don't get the sense of a team, and also don't get attached to any of them, they acted all weird, they could all die at the end and you won't even care. The captain is always trying to do some sort of heroic speech that is too annoying and without any sense at all.
There some many plot holes and forced scenes that its just hard to keep watching the movie.
I will list some senseless scenes below be aware of spoilers.
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1. Miranda sorrounded by reavers: They have like the whole damn universe, that is mostly filled by empty space, and they don't have an option but to pass right straight at 100 meters from the big enemy spaceship? That is just so irritating, they could have just taken any other route.
2. The alliance knew where some reaver were concentrating but they were skipping that part of the galaxy instead of going there to destroy them? where is the logic in that? Alliance would be very interested on erasing the reavers.
3. They get to their friend's shepherd location too late.. but just soon enough to listen to his list last words? I don't know why they keep doing things like that.
4. The psychic girl could have fight every enemy the whole time, but never do it until the end of the movie. Right, let's get your friends and brother injured or killed first..
5.River may have known many secrets from too many people, basically, anyone who was near hear could have fed her with memories and information. So why does she on has dreams and strange stuff only for the Miranda's thing? Great coincidence.
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This movie script is very poor, i wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Transcendence (2014)
Technical goofs, forced suspense scenes, re-used idea *Spoilers*
The idea sounded interesting at the beginning, but just as the movie progress everything start to fall down. The logic is terrible, almost irritating. Not to speak about all the technical wrong facts. Where should I start?
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All the suspense/action scenes are just stupid. There is no justification for such things. A super intelligent AI that takes a couple of seconds to get loaded to the internet? Wow, i guess in that abandoned facility they had a 1TB/s connection.It makes no sense, it was just to add a bit of suspense to that idiotic scene. The AI was planning to expand and govern the world, but still it shows its technology, its thread, to the world, to the FBI agent, and to the other AI expert. What a plan, super-intelligent. Start building the army at the light of everyone view, also, gives no weapons to nobody. And well, the computer virus, injected into a women blood? What? This is no nonsense that just have no words. Terrible movie. Writers should be ashamed about this.