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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)
I nearly fell asleep
I wanted a meteor to fall to earth and destroy every character in the film, but I wanted this to happen within the first 10 minutes. That is how bad it was.
I have never wanted to walk out of a film until I saw this. I stayed until the end... A choice I regret fully.
The plot is awful, the dialogue stale, the casting is questionable and the pace... The pace of the film is like an old man falling down a flight of stairs in slow motion, drinking some tea on the way down.
I began to suspect the inside of my eyelids were more interesting than this film, an idea I came close to testing towards the final quarter of this tragically dismal film.
The main two characters are both unlike-able and shallow. The actors have no chemistry, though I can't blame them for not being able to squeeze any life into such a dud script.
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012)
My heart crumbled
Having loved and enjoyed Tim and Eric's stuff for years, I couldn't wait to see this film. I was utterly disappointed however to find myself watching a film so bad and so far from grace that I could barely even stomach the entire thing. I am left with a bad taste in my mouth. This is one of the worst films I've seen in maybe two years. It is not funny, it is just a commercialised, tacky, stale and repetitive nightmare of the dream Tim and Eric used to be. The plot was irrelevant and banal, the jokes failed to ignite even the smallest flame of laughter; instead, I sat with an ever deepening frown on my face, embarrassed every time another gag flopped.
I'm sorry guys, you blew it. I loved her, and you blew it.