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Drive (2011)
Anyone familiar with the words "over rated"
I literally just finished my first viewing of "Drive". I love cars, I love speed, and this movie has very little to none of that. Many of the other reviews I have read here compare this to a "Two Lane Blacktop" type of movie, um ..... yeah about that..... THERE IS NO WAY IN HADES THIS COULD COMPARE TO "TWO LANE BLACK TOP". This film is slow to start and quite frankly boring. The most entertaining character in the whole film is Nino and he has about 5 minutes of total screen time. I have now lost 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back. The soundtrack is far too loud and irritating. The composers tried to hard to be retro-80's and completely blew it. I have also read that we are comparing Ryan Gosling's character to Dirty Harry, that is absurd. The character development was non-existent, and Ryan Gosling's performance was poor at best. My recommendation is don't waste your time, but if you feel the need to watch it here is a quick synopsis: 89 minutes of boredom and waiting for something to happen then a mutual stabbing the end.
Nekeddo burâddo: Megyaku (1996)
Really
Before watching this movie I read many of the reviews that are here on IMDb. According to the majority of the reviews I read many people saw this is as a gore film with "intelligence". I have one thing to say to that....... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This was a confusing mess with a poor attempt at a plot. The beginning of the film started out promising with a what seemed to a pretty straight forward story but as soon as things began to get interesting it veered off course and made absolutely no sense. There are several "goofs" in the film such as a slash wound that suddenly disappears after the fake blood has run down the skin. The only decent special effect in the movie was the eyeball removing scene. Everything else was just poorly done. My advice to any would-be watcher is don't waste your time.
The Taint (2011)
Really??????
This is the biggest piece of cinematic trash to have been release since Leonard part 6. Though there is a market for the unknown film makers and their low budget films (and some have been fantastic)this was just ridiculous. The plot was terrible, the acting was terrible, and the amount of money spent on fake penises in this film must have eaten up more than half the entire budget. I will say that the some of the make up was done well. Also the soundtrack was not awful. Unfortunately these are the only strong point of this film. There seemed to be more interest in getting a rise out people with brutal murder scenes and excessive nudity.