chanceartanis Reviews

The Command (2018)

Thomas Vinterberg's first mediocre movie

[5/10 · 10 March 2019]

I was expecting more kino from the master himself, but unfortunately all he mustered was a pretty straight-forward Submarine drama. I gained no valuable insight on life or myself by viewing this movie.

I Saw the Devil (2010)

I saw my dog lick it's own butt hole

[3/10 · 7 March 2017]

I saw my dog lick it's own butt hole It was a more rewarding experience than watching this movie.

I learned more in those few seconds of my dog licking it's own butt hole than in watching this film.

This film is dreadful.

Castaway on the Moon (2009)

The perfect film

[10/10 · 20 February 2017]

This is one of the best movies I've ever seen, period.

Rush to see it.

It's that good.

Loved every second of it.

Can't believe I hadn't heard of it