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Orange County (2002)
Film is somewhere between average and classic, but Jack Black is Fantastic
If you read a summary of the plot you would think it this film was a pile of dodo doo doo, but it is well funny and although the storyline is not great and predictable in parts its a great comedy. I don't think I would have liked this film half as much if Jack Black hadn't been in it, I am a big fan of his, and he is definitely the best thing about the film. The other actors are pretty good, they all play their parts well, especially the parents; John Lithgow (from 3rd rock from the sun) is wicked and Catherine O'Hara backs him up well.
Overall the film is greatly average but the comedy makes it well worth watching at least once, especially when Lance (Jack Black) and the girl he just slept with walk out the door of the building they just set alight, wearing only underwear and fucked off their heads, where Lance proceeds to talk rubbish to Ben Stiller (playing a cameo fireman).
OK script, very well filmed with some very funny acting performances
A Letter from Death Row (1998)
Cant believe i wasted 2 hours of my life
This is probably the worst movie i have EVER seen. The general storyline is a reasonable idea, but the script and acting are just something to be ashamed of. I am amazed that some people think that the movie is brilliant, it isnt even rubbish, it is worse than a channel 5 porno (only english people will get that). Bret michaels is an idiot, poor singer, songwriter and actor, i just cant express how bad this film is. Overall the movie is another example of utter rubbish, but at least decent writers, directors or actors can make rubbish films watchable. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... POO !!!
Red Dwarf (1992)
Why America Sucks and Britain Rules
Red dwarf is a great comedy, and one of many reasons why millions of people are proud to live on a small island just above France. It is therefore annoying and embarrassing for the BBC that they have any sort of association with giant toss bag of an excuse for a TV show. The American pilot is soooo bad, all the things that make the British comedy great have been lost in the show. It is a joke that some of these people like to call themselves actors, they should be ashamed of ruining some quality characters, especially the appalling American impression of cat. This pilot is a good prediction of how the office will probably go because Ricky Gervais sold out to the land of stupid white guys. POUR, with extra gravy !!