alfman007 Reviews

The Royle Family (1998–2012)

Everything That Is Wrong In The World In One Show

[1/10 · 16 November 2021]

This show is beyond what is wrong in this world. Lazy people, unfit parents and the list goes on and on. Believe it or not I did watch the entire series and that is because the entire series is only 25 episodes long. There are much much better British comedies out there, 'Allo 'Allo! Is one of them, funny show about France in WW2.

God Bless.

Coach (1989–1997)

Early Seasons were great

[7/10 · 27 December 2020]

But later, I would say after season 5-6 they started to get stupid and just not the same especially after Christine and Haden got married. Never much liked Christine but she was not around that much in the early seasons so she was barrable but later she really became a stick in the mud and Haden just turned into a complete idiot altogether, sad really. But I kept watching because of Luther and Dauber, fantastic characters. Then after the kid was born it got even worse and it was good that it ended when it did because it was just getting embarrassing at that point.

God Bless

The 5th Wave (2016)

Boring

[1/10 · 21 April 2016]

This movie was like a bad teen flick. Most of it made no sense at all and it was not exciting or fun to watch. All the way through it was about a teenage girl just being a boring teenage girl in the middle of an alien invasion.

The aliens in this movie were even boring. They were not scary or threatening in any way. There were zero exciting parts to the movie.

In the beginning there is a giant ship in the sky and they are all going to school like no big deal, like, okay.

There was no ending it was like half of a soap opera and twice as lame. Sad day when you watch an alien invasion movie and the aliens makeup is human.

If you value your time do not waste it with this pointless movie.

The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)

Awful Movie!

[1/10 · 21 April 2016]

This movie was beyond bad. It made zero sense at all and I was thinking all the way through that there must be some kind of twist at the end that will stun you, but no, the ending was even worse than the rest of the movie.

How this got a high tomato rating I have no clue, there is nothing redeeming at all. A lot of the movie you are just trying to figure out what exactly they are saying or attempting to say.

People died for no reason, the whole story was pointless and simply put stupid. It was NOT scary it WAS not exciting it was

boring boring boring.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!

Exists (2014)

Not Believable

[5/10 · 11 March 2016]

This movie was okay and had it's moments. But as a person who has actually had an encounter with this creature they failed on many of true nature of the beast.

First off the Bigfoot scream, they failed big time on that one as well as saying at the start that Bigfoot is not docile. My encounter was just the opposite and totally unprovoked. Plus the reason there is no stories of Bigfoot attacking anyone is because do you really think the one being attacked would survive the onslaught of a 9-10 foot beast? It is an animal and not tamed or domesticated.

But I digress. The movie was like I said okay but not any where near believable.