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One True Loves (2023)
LOL It needed a unofficial shipping company sponsorship
Ok, I had never heard of the book. But some of the other reviewers clearly didn't even watch this movie "netaslonim" LOL
Lol I mean a stereotypically considered good looking white American man spends 4 years Cast Away-ed on a island, returns home to a partner who quickly gave up on him and moved on. Then the woman continues to act exactly as you would expect such a poor life partner would. Well the whole movie trys to maintain the same somewhat comedic/dramatic tone as the prequel.
I laughed out loud a few times but definitely felt the movie missed out on what could have been some hilarious opportunities for interactions with a volleyball and some FedEx packages.
Maybe the funniest part, was seeing that 23 years later nobody seems to see this as a obvious, but decent knock off sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time.
The Batman (2022)
Awful, garbage. All hype is fake
Like any dark knight fan I knew Pattinson was the worst choice in the world from the second he was cast and I can't believe I let all the fake hype make me slightly optimistic. Best I can figure all the bs hype is being created by tons of money and all of Pattinson's old psychotic sparkly vampire fans coming out of the woodwork to support his only real movie since.
Dead to Me (2019)
Lol constantly - We need season 3
The storyline is the perfect drama meets suspense & comedy in 30mins, not the mention the character chemistry is buckets more than most the actors have ever achieved before. Season 2 ended on a basket of cliffhangers and the this show definitely has at least one more session to give.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
Not available on any streaming platform
I would have happily paid $30+ to see this if it had been made available for early release on any streaming platform but I guess me and the rest of the second class citizens in this world will just have to save our money, make good life decisions and sit this one out.
Titans (2018)
It's Dark & I love it
I really want to see this series make a very long haul down the dark path it's started on
The Company Men (2010)
A lot of big names and than nothing
Total garbage storyline, that goes nowhere and the whoe crew phoned it in. Except for Ben Affleck, he was just total crap as usual.
Batman: Death in the Family (2020)
30 mins of batman recap + 90 mins of random animated BS
I am not sure the world has ever seen a more misleading movie title, cover and trailer!
I know 2021 Movie standards are low, but seriously WFT!? Who approved this!? What kind of world do we live where this passes any kind of standard!?
Imagine if you purchased Passion of the Christ, the first 30 mins was all God, Jesus, Roman's, bla bla, bla as expected, than suddenly credits roll! And the next 2 hours were random Ozzie Osborne music videos.
First 30 mins Is literally recycled footage from the Under the Red Hood Batman movie, than credits and that's where the Batman EPISODE ends! Than it is literally four 20 minute episodes of totally random animated series.
Invincible (2021)
Best Adult Cartoon and Superhero Cartoon Ever
We all all need a lot more of this show in our lives!
Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)
David Giuntoli for Batman!
I literally only watched the preview for this and I can tell David Giuntoli should be the next live action Batman.
Titans (2018)
It's Dark & I love it
I really want to see this series make a very long haul down the dark path it's started on
Titans (2018)
It's Dark & I love it
I really want to see this series make a very long haul down the dark path it's started on