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Joker (2012)
1/10
Don't joke yourself with Joker!
6 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Joker, the name itself is a joke. When I had first seen the trailers and heard about the movie, I knew that it would not be worth it. Still after 'Rowdy Rathore', expectations were semi-high from its Jodi of Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi Sinha. Moreover, I had faith in its director Shirish Kunder after he delivered good movie like 'Jaan-E-Mann'. But alas his Joker is not even an inch closer to this expectation. This famous editor has proved that he can over-do himself as a director. Nightmare! The story-line is very lame.Here Akshay Kumar plays Agastya (please don't think of Jaan-E-Mann) a dedicated NASA scientist and Sonakshi Sinha plays Manali, his good-looking, understanding life-partner. Agastya returns to India and visits his homeland 'Paglapur' with Manali after hearing his dad breathing his last breath. He is utterly shocked by the downtrodden condition of Paglapur and then finds out that his dad's illness was just a fluke to get him back home and do something worthwhile to give a new lease of life to the ever neglected mad place. Apparently, the village has lost its identity ever since a Britisher forgot to place Paglapur on the Indian map. So, the administrators are also clueless as to under whose jurisdiction Paglapur exists. This situation has made the place remain devoid of the basic amenities like electricity, water which is why the inhabitants are going eccentric. In the meantime, Agastya emerges as the savior to improve Paglapur by re-gaining its electricity and water supply. He chalks out an absurd plan to grab attention of media followed by the administrators, and eventually the scientists from USA. However, here I find it interesting that how Akki decorates this scheme by dressing up few villagers with finely-cut vegetables to make them pose as 'aliens' in front of the whole bunch of reporters, all just to garner curiosity and make Paglapur the prime place in news. Eventually chaos occurs but of course the unexpected happens and Paglapur gets the due it long deserved. It's to be mentioned that alien's dancing in Bollywood style in the end of the movie left everybody in awe with a smile on their face (at least). Otherwise throughout the movie I kept looking for a single moment where I could go on smiling, if not laughing. Akshay Kumar's acting failed to impress because of Kunder's blunder direction. Sonakshi Sinha hardly has any role (ornamental purpose). Shreyas Talpade only kept on gibbering 'Kalaa Kalaa Guss Guss' which becomes irritating as the movie proceeds and so are the other villagers. The only 'feel-good' and energetic factor in the movie is when the dusky beauty Chitrangada Singh oozes out the hotness in the item number titled Kafirana.

After a thorough analysis all I wonder if Kunder deserves another slap. A box office oriented slap (remember SRK slapping him at Sanjay Dutt's party early this year)? Well, let the viewers decide.
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7/10
Watch it to believe the real revolution of life... such a intriguing movie!
12 May 2012
It's very unfortunate of me that I actually did not get the opportunity to watch it on its first day's first release at any multiplex. But no regret cause I own a DVD of the movie. Initially, I wanted to watch the movie for the Caprio-Winslet pair. Later, as the movie proceeded further, I found myself totally engrossed by the movie. Brilliant convincing performance from both,Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio,actually took away the fact that am not watching anything of drama genre but a reality.It was expected.The background score also perfectly mingled with the flow of the movie. Overall, the movie made me cry. It's a very thought provoking movie and somewhere anyone would connect with himself/herself that sometimes boredom and drudgery of life make one person irrational, he/she wants to break free from the usual cycle. But maximum time it doesn't happen. In a way, it takes a toll not only on body but also mind. In the end, all I can say Go Watch it and see the reflection of your life.The road of our lives is truly 'revolutionary'.
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7 Below (2012)
5/10
Not too good but not too bad either...watchable twist! :)
25 April 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Recently, I did watch the movie and a faint heart like me did get scared,even if it was not like scaring the s*** out of me! The movie began well...kind of making it obvious for the rest of the movie though. After few minutes, it showed a group of strangers going somewhere in a car. The purpose of their journey was not clear enough. So, there it seemed to be losing the thread. Ving Rhames showed some real convincing acting skills here. Had it not been him in the movie, it would have been flat. Also Luke Goss was a strong presence in the movie. However,some better "Courtney" would have been there in lieu of Rebecca Da Costa.She was dull throughout the movie. Her height,long hair,scary mouth escaped the character from sinking. The audio was of moderate quality.At times, raindrops were stealing the concentration from people's voice. Background score was really good and helped me get stunned intermittently.Overall the content could have been improved. Otherwise, I did not find that movie that bad to label it as s***!
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9 Songs (2004)
1/10
If you just want to fetish...just for the sake of physical thing sans content..watch it!
25 April 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Honestly, when I came across the movie, I was attracted to its cover picture along with its title. Seriously, the way movie started was really fascinating. But as it went on gradually, it became disappointing since I found hardly any content in it. The plot seemed to have lost somewhere. Kieran O'Brien was good. Margo Stilley, however, could have given it a better shot. One thing I was hooked to it because of its music,9 rock songs. Otherwise there are many other better pornographic pictures made till date. It is not worth buying tickets for this movie. Otherwise, if you really don't have anything to do but fetish, watch it.Lol!
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