meltingsmoke Reviews

Double Dagger (2008)

Sleep inducing

[2/10 · 26 July 2008]

I was surprised to see no comments on this movie yet but now after trying to watch it I can see why, I feel asleep before the movie was over and this was mid afternoon lol, extremely boring and uneventful movie.

The plot isn't original or that entertaining but I am willing to set that aside, it was mostly the poor cast of actors and their lact of any acting abilities that I think really bring the movie down. It probably couldn't have been any worse if they were reading off cue cards the entire time, in some cases they may have been.

Anyway It won't be a movie I recommend unless your having trouble sleeping and don't mind suffering through the movie until you go out.

American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005 Video)

Complete Junk

[1/10 · 12 November 2005]

It has no plot, so there isn't much to spoil, save yourself some time and money and pass this one over when it comes to DVD in the states Dec 15th. There is a reason this went straight to DVD and not though theatres, its not a 4th in the series its simply crap that tries to play on the "band camp" idea mentioned in the other movies and it does a really, really, poor job.

It doesn't have any of the stars from the first 3 movies, how it managed to get the name it beyond my understanding; if its actually made by the same director I must say I am very disappointed and quite surprised. I liked the first 3 movies and if you did as well you will you should avoid this one entirely and forget it was made, I know the director is probably doing that right now.

Soul Plane (2004)

Man did this movie suck!

[1/10 · 27 May 2004]

Well to start with I'm straight up as black as black gets, and I can tell you it's very sad when black people think a "black movie" sucks. I can't say i've ever seen a movie this badly directed or a worse story line.

Snoop is my dawg and all but he wasn't feeling this movie at all, I don't know how much they paid him to be in this bucket of crap called a movie, but i hope it's enough to wash the smell out.

I'm all about supporting a bothers movie, but this one was bad, really really bad. It blew chucks in every aspect, no real plot, story sucked, cast couldn't act and the best one there was the white guy!

I almost demanded a refund on my way out the door of the theatre, half the crowd up and left before it was over, I'm still wishing I had too. Save yourself some pain and go see something else, anything else...