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Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017)
T'was fine and all
Good story and all, and as a husband and father i sure can relate to the story. The acting was fine, and i believe it is the best role ive seen Vince Vaughn do (not that that is saying much)
the only problem i had was the "fighting"...oh lord the fighting was BAD! It was way too slow, to the degree it almost looked like they did it in slow motion.it was also so choreographed it made me cringe to watch it. No one fights like this, and the people waiting in turn to get their punches in is one of my biggest pet peeves in movie fighting.
Other than that it was a decent watch.
5/10, would probably not watch again.
The Devil's Chair (2007)
incredibly poor
After watching this movie, i actually feel angry. The movie not only is an UTTER waste of time, but it also pisses on horror fans, and uses the oldest, most unimaginative plot-twist in the book.. that any director feels he can get away with this is a crime against every fan out there.
the acting is horrible, the directing even worse, and the wannabe "scary" narrative is totally destroyed by the main characters apparent lisp. the movie uses way to long to build up tension and when stuff FINALLY starts happening, it flops on its belly and dies wriggling.
if you liked this movie, you are either A: a pre-teen who has never watched a horror-flick or B: (sorry) an idiot! Peace out!