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The Mortuary Collection (2019)
Libtards of the world unite
A fan favorite of the Bidenincompoops. Social Justice and feminism oozes from the stories. I could feel my testosterone numbers dropping and the urge watch anime. I was terrified! That's how scary this movie is..
Last Seen Alive (2022)
Horrible writing
Gerard is the only reason I gave a 2. How hard and expensive would it have been for the writers to do a little research on standard LE procedure? Terrible plot and writing, subpar acting and inaccurate depiction of LE. I would've been fine never having seen this movie.
Unbreakable (2000)
Unbreakab... wait a minute!
What happens when you cast an actor with male pattern baldness and a large scar on his shoulder from a surgery when he broke his arm as a kid? A good movie because audiences are to stupid to notice the "unbreakable" hero has been broken! Cheers!
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Boring and juvenile
I could see this being being a kids movie if you removed the explicit scenes. I found myself constantly checking the time left in this movie because I just wanted it to end. I ended up stopping with 40 minutes left because I just couldn't watch anymore.
The Batman (2022)
Bat.. boy?
I feel like I'm watching a rehash of Bales Batman. This Batman is just a guy in a suit, nothing like the comic books. In other words, this Batman would be no match for Superman, period. Why not just make this a movie about a vigilante and leave out the cowl?
Equilibrium (2002)
The grinch matrix style..
This movie has extreme inconsistencies. In a world where nobody feels, there's a strange amount of anger, fear and ego within the characters that take their vaccine. All of which are the root of human emotion and feeling.
Nightmare Alley (2021)
Slow and boring
Gwilmo Deltore-oh hasn't done it, again. He's no Wes Craven, Clive Barker or even Trey Parker. This movie was boring and did not live up to the hype. Glad I got to watch part of it for free; it was to boring to finish more than a 30 minutes.
Don't Look Up (2021)
So many analytical reviews..
This was a movie, with a host of big names. Was this movie supposed to make a point? Yes, to it's base of liberal sheep who think they won something because another bad movie made by pretentious, rich, hypocritical, liberal Hollywood elites was released.
I took nothing away from it. It's fake, a ruse, adults playing make believe in front of camera for money. I did notice the irony of this movie calling out the hypocrisy and idiocracy of the left, but I fear those on the left are to dumb to realize it.
This Is the End (2013)
Watching Hollywood Elites Parish!
The best part of this movie is within the first 30 minutes, when all of those overrated Hollywood "elites" are experiencing their ultimate fate. The hardest part to swallow is that they weren't dying from drug overdoses, suicide or alcohol induced car accidents. I was even more surprised on how many people in California were raptured in this make believe, end of day, charade.
Oh well, it's a movie, and like all liberal Hollywood movies, the morons that tell us how to vote are acting like a bunch of obnoxious dolts, thinking we're laughing with them when we're actually laughing at them. Dance and make me laugh, you overpaid clowns; your jobs aren't that serious...
Mother's Day (2010)
Stupidity at it's dumbest
Man this movie is poorly written and the characters are so horribly dumb. If real life bad guys have their victims these many opportunities, there would be no crime left.
The Rental (2020)
Political Garbage
The slightly darker than white girl was discriminated against because she didn't get chosen to rent the home... Franco should stick to poor acting instead of poor directing.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Spoiler alert, this movie sucks
Horrible plot, terrible characters, subpar acting, zombies weren't zombies, etc. I read this was supposed to be somehow connected to the Dawn of the Dead remake by Snyder, but this felt like a horrible Zombie TV show also produced by Netflix. Hollywood hates the 2nd amendment, but they love to have actors horribly handling firearms in their movies.
Bloody Hell (2020)
A brake from the mundane..
Hollywood sucks, period. They're unoriginal and use CGI to make up for bad writing. This movie is sensational, unless you're an overly sensitive snow flake that wants everything band that hurts your feelings! Gore, check! Action, check! Romance, check! Horror, check! Fun, check! Watch it!
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Plays himself
Seth plays himself, a pansy liberal. It's hilariously sad. Thank God for the real men in the greatest Country on the earth.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Boring
I found myself getting up, without pausing, to get snacks, water, go to the bathroom, etc. Horribly dry humor, very little action and liberal connotations throughout. If it wasn't streaming on HBO and I didn't already have a subscription, I wouldn't have watched it. Hollywood hasn't be able to turn out a decent movie in years.
Family Guy: Trump Guy (2019)
Hollywood & Politics
Nobody knows politics like people who play make believe like 5 year old kids in kindergarten.
Black Summer (2019)
Did they even try?
Seriously? I LOVE Zombie movies and TV shows, but this is bad; bad acting and bad writing. All the military personnel look like white trash with beards, no command presence or discipline, basic Rifles with no optics, no body armor and they're wearing old ACU's as opposed to multicam.
People are running around on foot, some people have firearms, but so far nobody knows how to use them. Hollywood liberals should stop writing and allow some conservatives who know firearms, have served in the military and have been in chaotic environments, to write instead... yes, TWD, FTWD, etc is far better. Skip it.