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The People Under the Stairs (1991)
Does everything right....i don't get the 6.1
I bought this in a wes craven combo pack in the mall for 5 bucks for 3 movies, i was not expecting much. This was the first one that i watched because the other 2 just looked like crap. At first I wasn't sure about how id like it going into this movie, but then it turned the raw factor up.
The acting in this movie was great. Alice and fool took the show along with the husband and wife which i forget their names now. Roach, was one of the best characters in a horror movie, ever. Reminded me of the main mutant from the hills have eyes, but less of a a$%hole.
The action scenes are friggin insane, and some parts I didn't expect from this movie. Roach flying through the walls in the house,and showing the kids all the secret passages, while the dad blasts his shotgun over every inch of the house, was so great. I haven't seen it in a while and i can remember a few brutal parts, im pretty sure one of the gangsters gets gutted or something while hanging on the wall? Not sure if im just making this up or what.
The story of this movie is simple, but so great. Fool needs money for his family to pay rent on their house. In the end of the movie he ends up finding the treasure of the parents who were trying to kill him, he then uses this to give back to his neighborhood. Yeah guess what people, this movie has treasure.
After watching this movie, it was one of the only ones that I had nothing to criticize about. There were no plot twists, nothing that wasn't too far out of making sense, everything the characters did was thought out and rational. A believable story, and a good one that works. Just shows that you DO NOT NEED A PLOT TWIST, TO MAKE A GOOD MOVIE. That is all.
If you are a fan of horror hit this movie up, it's one of my top movies of all time. And it is legitimately scary and also action packed, Put the rating behind you and just enjoy it.
Super 8 (2011)
More like...Super...Lame....HA,ME FUNNY,ME LAUGH
Nothing really needs explain this movie, other than 20 million dollars dumped into 2 minutes of film of a train crashing into a 1.5 ton truck, with the train weighing in...hmm ill just guess like 600 or so tons? Plus the guy in the truck lives. I have the equations for this one but I don't really have the time to plug them in. Thats my first problem with this movie. Ship built out of microwaves.
The second seems somewhat familiar, very familiar, wait, ET? ET???? This movie is an et ripoff? except instead of a bike, the monster sucks up microwaves into a cavern with people hanging that aren't dead, and somehow molds them together with his intelligence into a ship which then a boy tells him telepathicly, which is f%&*ing impossible, to spare him and his friends and leave? OK SO, THIS MONSTER, STEALS MICROWAVES, AND FLYS AWAY WITH THEM, MICROWAVES. MICROWAVES. So this beast is locked up for 10 years in what looks like bars, like generic prison bars, yet it cant get out, but somehow, when the train crashes, it breaks out by its self even THOUGH it could've broken out of the train at any given time. CMON JJ ABRAMS, YOUR NOT JAMES CAMERON HERE, GET A GRIP So the kids were purely ripped from the goonies, with literal stereotypes used in the goonies. The fat kid, smart kid, shy kid, girl, boss, etc. This movie rips on so many movies of Spielbergs it's not even funny.
3. OK so this monster managed to kill a total of like 2 people? the whole movie? and that train wreck killed nothing? So this highly advanced monster just wraps them up like a spider, because thats the best jj abrams can do for a monster, is to completely rip it as a spider, but no audience, its an alien, that uses microwaves to build a ship. Microwaves, to build, a highly advanced space craft, to fly off.
In conclusion, this movie falls short in almost every area, except the area of movie monsters who build ships out of microwaves with no explanation to the audience, other than OH MICROWAVES ARE METAL, METAL=SHIP. JJ abrams needs to get a grip of sense on movie making. Hes just glad that ge paid for the whole movie budget, to feature their microwaves in the movie.
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)
If you liked the other sleepaway craps, then you'll freakin love this
Downloaded this on accident looking for the original sleepaway camp, but somehow ended up watching this one last after the other 3 movies, well 4th, but we wont talk about the 4th one. Ill say this right now, ill probubly give this a 10, because sleepaway camp ended up being one of my favorite movies of all time. IF YOU DID NOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL SLEEP AWAY CAMP, YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE! With that in mind. Even the intro was solid with this movie. The characters were laughably cheesy and generic, which just added to the original sleepaway camp atmosphere. Angela bakers back for more. With the original angela baker, THE COOK, THE BLACK COOK FROM SLEEPAWAY CAMP 1, HOLY F***!! THE RIPPED DUDE FROM SLEEP AWAY CAMP 1, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR! The characters they put in from the first one weren't good actors at all, but were some of the most memorable to me to this day. Ripped guy, i may never know your name, but you could be in any crap movie, and id watch it without a second guess. The kills in this movie..........were so awesome. The bunk bed kill was by far one of my favorite I've seen recently. All in all, if you like sleep away camp, WATCH THIS! if you don't, watch the bunk bed scene, and the penis tied to tree truck driving scene
Frayed (2007)
The only thing FRAYED here, is the story, plot, actors, etc, more like twister the movie
A twist, in a twist, in a twist, in a twist, in a twist, with a side of twist, BY THE WAY, its all made up and in the person head anyway, so there is really no point to watching this festering pot of rubbish to begin with. A typical clown killer, nice good job for originality writers. I respected the part where the mother gets killed with the bat, i pretty much felt that exact pain the entire way through the movie. "This movie had so much potential" No it didn't. The plot. Where can I even start? It was crapped out in 2 minutes, basically they just said "hey for our lack of good plot or plot at all, lets throw in 10 twists and stack them on top of each other for extra value" Lets make the lead character that is with the victims, the killer the whole time! thatll get em! "wait bob your forgetting that he cant be the killer,because how is he going to be in the front seat of the car when the driver is killed from the killer in the back seat?" Shut up. I don't know if you heard but there's this new age thing called a twist that you probubly don't know a thing about. All in all, it was pretty laughable at the end watching every twist unfold in about 2 minutes, thats why this movie got a 1 and its lucky for that.