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Selena & Yolanda: The Secrets Between Them (2024)
This is what documentaries have come to
Another attempt at controversy for the sake of controversy. All these new "Docuseries" attempt to do is take Casey Anthony, Scott Peterson, Yolanda whatever, etc and intentionally infuriate the public by presenting "facts". I have bad news for y'all, the killer's versions of the court proceedings are not "facts". The transcripts of the trial are facts. This is the latest s$&# media attempts at getting simple minded morons to polish up their conspiracy theory hats and start believing killers and prisoners. This is super sick and it's the way of the world now.
Just one more way for killers to get another chance at hurting the families of the victims. As long as media exists, victims will never have peace.
If you all want to boycott something, try boycotting these production companies and netflix.
Baseball (1994)
Long, boring, agenda driven, annoying
I decided to watch it after a failed attempt to get through it back in 1995. I now remember why I couldn't get through it.
Btw, I can't decide who has less talent as a director, the conspiracy nut job Fahrenheit 9/11 guy or Ken Burns. It seems like a movie you'd make in film school if you knew very little about a topic but chose topics that are triggers for society and associated them to the project.
Spoiler alert:
40% Jackie Robinson and the unjust white people off the world
30% obscure, disconnected references
20% repetitive droning of music and pics
10% baseball and that time was bad and we need to do better as a society.
Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (1976)
If you love Lynda Carter, is the film for you.. but it's bad
Horrendous for 2023 and even for 1976. It's awesome, in how bad it is. Decent acting for that day and that budget. Not hard to see why producers took an interest in her. I think the girls were actually very decent. The men needed to find other jobs. Apparently marjoe was becoming a big deal, but then faded, justifiably.
Like I said, if you like her, you'll like this and find it mildly tolerable. She's naked from the waist up and had a "sex scene" or two. Her singing was absolutely wonderful. Should have had her do more. It's clear that this was a vehicle for her, and rightfully so. If you're not a fan of hers ... Avoid this by all means. I like her and had to fast forward through the severely boring parts.
It (2017)
Wish I read the reviews before. Maybe I can save you 2 hours
Watched about 1 hour of the movie. Thinking about filing a lawsuit against King. I'd love to have that hour back, but maybe the settlement from King will help to compensate for the lost time.
First scene was the best in the whole movie. Sorry it took me an hour to realize it was never going to live up to the first 7 minutes.
The story is not creepy, plausible, coherent, cohesive or compelling (couldn't use all adjectives that start with C).
The characters were fair. Acting was decent (being generous). A bit cartoon-like at times. Comedy... Not really. Horror... It tried.
Don't waste time or money on this flick.
The Odd Couple: Oscar in Love (1974)
The show was getting better and better
The 5th series/season was improving and moving the show forward. We could have had at least 2 or 3 more seasons (especially considering the awful stuff that's coming out now).
Wonderful episode all around. Wonderful to see Speed. He nailed it, as always. Was really hoping to have Vinnie show up. One thing that doesn't make sense is that they killed of the romance by never having her appear in another episode. I think the episode would have been better if they ended the relationship instead of pretending it would continue Another interesting tidbit is that feels good on to remarry just several episodes later. No mention at all as to what happened to Miriam.
Double Down (2005)
It's incomprehensible that he doesn't realize how bad he is
Not sure if this is the worst movie ever, but it's top 5.
Also top 5 worst actors.
I couldn't even watch the comical videos, that reviewed the movie. It's unbearable. I can't even hate the movie, because it's pathetic and I feel sorry for him. It's not "cult" movie bad, it's simply unwatchable.
That John Travolta movie about aliens was like three Godfather compared to this. No joke. I did not spend any money to watch this, v but I still think I'm going to consider a lawsuit against this idiot to recoup some sort of compensation for the damage that was caused by me even taking time to write this.
The GoodTimesKid (2005)
Pretentious indi tripe
I watched the trailer. Absolutely horrible. Simply put, the trailer was everything a trailer wasn't supposed to be... Somehow, I still watched it. I know now, I'm done with experimental theatre and independent movies. It's code for "horrible waste of your time". Usually it's subpar acting, mindless direction, ugh!! For decades over try to indulge friends and family but giving them all a chance. In 20 years I've yet to see anything worth while.
For the most part it's always a grandiose idea that always fall short. Sometimes it's a terrible idea that's executed even more poorly than it what was conceived.
Halloween (2007)
Wow. I wasn't a fan of Rob before this...now I'd like to see him go away and never come back
Awful is not correct. This was such a juvenile attempt at recreating a movie. It's as if this man has never made a movie before. I mean that sincerely. The overuse of foul language, the terrible actor direction, the backstory that gets shoved down your throat. It's like he took some film classes...no, I'll even give him more credit...it's like he just graduated film school and decided to make a class project. It really looks like someone with a lot of money decided to make a YouTube video project. In that vain, it's outstanding. For a major motion picture that reboots one of the greatest movies of all-time, it's truly a joke.
Well, I'm being very kind to him. This is truly something that most critics would probably rip to absolute pieces. There's nothing about this movie that makes it worth seeing. If there was no original, this movie would be in the garbage. Even the Loomis character can't save it.
Even his music is terrible, just as an aside. Hate to say it but it is. Rob seems like a cool dude, but I just don't see any talent in anything he does, especially this "movie"