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Legend of the Seeker (2008–2010)
6/10
Actually rather enjoyable.
3 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
OK, so this show is already catching a ton of flack from fans and it's really not at all justified. Yes, there's changes... if you're looking for a direct film version of the book you're not gonna get it, and if you come down on the show for it... you don't understand cinema.

I mean honestly... can you imagine how painfully dull it would have been to have Richard scout around following Kahlan before intercepting her before the quad found her? Then followed them along before the fight on the cliffs? Then going to Michael's party? It would've been awful! And honestly... people complaining about Deneen's death? Did you really expect a show that airs on Saturday afternoons to include a scene where a character is found RAPED TO DEATH? She got shot with an arrow, deal with it.

So... on to the show. It does have some rewrites but overall it follows the plot of Wizard's First Rule. I'm not going to summarize it as I'm sure you can find plenty of it here. The acting's rather well done and the characters are all very similar to how I pictured them, Kahlan and Zedd especially. Although Chase and Adie deviated sharply from how I'd pictured them in my mind. It has some CG which isn't bad for a daytime show and some really nice effects where Richard and Kahlan are fighting D'Haran troops between the boundary and a forest fire. So why does it only get a six? I'll tell you why....

BECAUSE OF THE DAMN SLOW MOTION! I hate the stuff! Every second move in every fight scene in this show is slowed to a crawl! Why do filmmakers insist on this? It doesn't make fight scenes look good! It makes them awkward and tacky looking, it absolutely wrecked what would have otherwise been a great climactic fight scene! So... that having been said, it's worth a watch. The plot and writing fall short of the books but... consider it for what it is, that is a Saturday afternoon adventure show. So, if you're able to let go of what you think the show SHOULD be and enjoy a pretty cool fantasy show then check it out. If you can't, and that's fine too, then give it a pass and stick with your imagination.
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1/10
Absolute trash.
11 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I just went to check out this movie tonight. I had never seen a movie by Uwe Boll prior to this and, honestly, had barely even heard of him except maybe in passing but certainly not enough to have an preconceptions about his work.

That said, this movie was definitely one of the top ten worst films I've ever seen in my 22 years of life. No, scratch that... top five. The dialog is awful, the writing is boring, the action scenes are jerky and stupid and the characters are one-dimensional and phenomenally uninteresting. This movie's got it all: the humble farmer who just wants to be left alone, the noble king who knows about seaweed and a villain who seems to have picked up his "bad guy speak" by following Skeletor around and taking notes.

So, with storytelling and writing in general being somewhere between incomprehensible and grating let's look at the fight scenes. The choreography was bad, the same shots were used over and over again and I got the impression that nobody working on the movie knew how to actually USE a sword (you do not fight with a longsword like you would with a rapier, you simply do not), nor did they have any comprehension on battlefield tactics. A few gems including why the Krugs are bringing siege engines to a battle in a forest and exactly where the human army traveling on foot with no wagons or ships managed to acquire boulders huge enough to roll down a hill and crush the enemy.

So... pretty much this is the first and last Uwe Boll movie I'll ever see, there is nothing good in this film and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone at anytime. Even if you ABSOLUTELY MUST rid yourself of eight dollars you'll have more fun converting it into pennies, putting it in a bag and tossing it off a bridge to watch the splash.
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