I'm just going to jump right into it. If I could give it a -10/10 I would, but I'm forced to give it at least a 1. Words cannot describe how God awful this 'movie' was. I've seen my fair share of TERRIBLE movies, but Holy Mother of God. That is 82:55 (the rolling of the credits included) minutes of my life that I will NEVER get back. I'm going to break down my reason behind my rating. But I'm just keeping them short and sweet.
The acting was horrible. I'm sure there are better actors in porn than in this movie, bottom line. Nothing more can be explained to describe how horrible it was. But I did read somewhere that a 'PRO' for this movie was that it has a "solid cast". Um, really? I'm not sure what movie they saw, but it surely wasn't the same one I just got done watching.
Babysitter gets back from taking two kids (brother and sister) trick or treating. One of the kids finds a VHS in his candy sack. After a few minutes they talk the babysitter into playing the tape and this is what was on it.....
What the hell was up with the subterranean humanoid in the first short and the Devil with his minions?! The Devil's hangout (lair) is in a subway tunnel? And what was the reason for the pregnant woman? The Devil can only drink the blood of a woman who is with child? What was the purpose of this short to begin with. I didn't get it! By the way, the clown was in the beginning of this short!
Killer clown... from outer space? Might as well been. Which brings me to the, holy crap alien short! REALLY? Oh I can move my arms in a wave pattern, so that must make me an alien type creature! (that is exactly how the actor moved when the female character first got a look at the alien) And the costume designer couldn't be more original with the alien? Of course not. She had to go Area 51 on our asses with the alien breathing apparatus design. *rolls eyes* The clown was featured in this short as a painting.
Then there was the short with the typical pretty, young girl lost somewhere in a remote town, car is on empty, but luckily she spots a gas station! Wow, never heard this before! The only cool part of this was when the clown showed back up and was cutting the attendant into pieces. Well, then the clown takes the girl, cuts off her arms and legs and carves degrading names on her body... why I'm not sure. But okay?
This brings me to the actual plot of the movie.....
This movie, to me, played out like The Ring. Watch the video of shorts and the clown will find his way into reality and kill you. Which he does, by killing the two kids! *snores*
Thank you for giving us one of the MOST BORING movies that ever could have been made. I'm sure the entire crew (all 11 of ya) and the entire cast (all 11 of ya) appreciated the paycheck from this one! Kudos!
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