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Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017)
OMFG Are you kidding me?
WOW. This was absolutely awful. Could the actors in this film been any more wooden? Who cast this POS. The overall story itself wasn't bad, but the writing was just horrendous. I'm sure that didn't help the actors either. And every kid in here was clearly someone's relative and not an actor.
Hey producers, just because "little jimmy" is your kid, doesn't mean they can actually act. Hire ACTORS even for the small roles.
What a complete waste of time, money, and an effort
Rampage: President Down (2016)
UWE Bol Needs to walk away. .
What a complete idiotic piece of garbage. I've seen student films done better.
Script? Non existent. Acting? Why bother? Random action sequences, well, they've got that. Uwe is an embarasment to film makers, and this has to be his worst film yet...
It's like someone took random footage, slammed it together, and called it a movie. Nothing makes sense. There are random shots of action thrown in everywhere, with no purpose whatsoever.
Complete and utter garbage.
Revenge of the Lost (2017)
A train wreck
Its so bad, it's actually entertaining.
The acting is atrocious, which ins't helped by the inanely ridiculous dialogue.
I can forgive the hysterically poor CGI, but there's no excuse for using BAD ACTORS. There are great actors EVERYWHERE. Hell, some people who've done community theatre would have been better than these three.
The performances are about as wooden as they can be, and this film is a great example why directors should NOT act in their own films... Unless you're Clint Eastwood, and let's be honest. None of us are Clint Eastwood...
The Dead Undead (2010)
Good, fun bubblegum.
I read the reviews here and had to laugh, especially at the "critics" many of whom clearly didn't "get it", or they don't know what they are talking about.
It's bubblegum folks, not art. Let's start with that.
Also, the gunfire in the movie is ALL REAL. Over 10,000 rounds of blank ammo was fired during the filming of this movie. NONE of the gunfire was faked. NONE OF IT.
The Dead Undead was NEVER intended to be a "zombie" movie. Nor was it intended to be a "vampire" movie either. It was always intended to be what it is... an action film with a horror edge.
Redline (2007)
Setting the Bar for Horrible Movies Even Higher.
What do you get when you combine horrible acting, a stupid plot, and atrocious camera work? The movie "REDLINE".
This film was so bad it was painful to watch. The only reason I gave it a "1" was because the numbers didn't go any lower.
The lead actress is hot, which is nice, but casting needs to learn to hire hot actresses that can ACT. Ditto for the rest of the cast.
And the script? Puhleese! Could it have been any more stupid? You've got gorgeous fast cars, a hot actress, so I guess they decided a script wasn't important. The irony is, with a little bit of work on the plot line and the dialogue, this could have been decent. OK, a LOT of work. Still, if you're going to spend millions on a movie, how about spending a few dollars on the script? The camera work was a joke. Clearly the cars are NOT going fast, and the angles did not create suspension or excitement. The "jiggly camera" and fast cut editing can save some parts of a film, but not ALL of it! This is what happens when rich people decide to make a movie using their own cars and girlfriends, and they ignore the advice of seasoned film makers.
Either that or everyone who contributed on this project in a creative fashion needs to go back to film school.
Don't waste your time. You'll finish the movie and regret that you'll never get those 90 minutes of your life back. That time could be better spent doing something else... like sleeping, or going to the bathroom.