Wow what a joke. I had a hard time watching it. Came in expecting something a little bit different from the original but hoping for some fun and whoa and they sure know how to disappoint. Just exactly the same crap that's on tv these days. Political agendas and regrettable acting. I get that it's a drama and not a sitcom but they just made it a platform around what they want to push. No thanks.
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Precious Cargo
(2016)
Just.... no.... just don't!
1 May 2016
This movie is god awful. Id rather let my children talk to strangers than let them watch this. Who ever wrote this movie should be shot. Not just because the dialog, story-line, and everything in the movie sucked, but because I was wondering if the writer even knew what a writing was.
Action movie with horrible gun acting. Hardly any recoil, and at one point some of the slides of the guns were cocked back or not even closed fully. I could go on for about an hour about the crappy gun stuff, but you would want to shoot me too.
The actors, may be great. but the writing was so bad its hard for any actor to act with the lines. Did not fit situation and was really uncomfortable. I feel bad for some of these actors as this movie will seriously hurt them. Even for Willis, this was one of his worse films, and it all comes back to the writer. How could you act well when you have these kind of crappy lines.
Filming was just as bad as everything else in the movie, I felt like they enjoyed green screen a little too much, forgot what good lighting consists of, and some of the camera angles were a big sign that boasts of a low budget film.
Save yourself, save your friends, save random strangers, save the cute old lady across this street. be a public servant and don't bother with this movie, just don't.
Action movie with horrible gun acting. Hardly any recoil, and at one point some of the slides of the guns were cocked back or not even closed fully. I could go on for about an hour about the crappy gun stuff, but you would want to shoot me too.
The actors, may be great. but the writing was so bad its hard for any actor to act with the lines. Did not fit situation and was really uncomfortable. I feel bad for some of these actors as this movie will seriously hurt them. Even for Willis, this was one of his worse films, and it all comes back to the writer. How could you act well when you have these kind of crappy lines.
Filming was just as bad as everything else in the movie, I felt like they enjoyed green screen a little too much, forgot what good lighting consists of, and some of the camera angles were a big sign that boasts of a low budget film.
Save yourself, save your friends, save random strangers, save the cute old lady across this street. be a public servant and don't bother with this movie, just don't.
Natural Born Pranksters
(2016)
This movie is essentially an April fools prank on their fans.
10 April 2016
I am a big fan of all 3 of these guys. I watch a lot of their content on YT. I pre-ordered this on Google play and couldn't wait to see it. However, it is seriously a disappointment. Regardless if the pranks were fake or not doesn't even matter. The pranks are hardly even pranks, or funny. The only time I laughed was after watching this and said, "That was actually a pretty awesome April fools day prank. They fooled me into buying this crap." I actually had really high hopes for this film and was greatly disappointed. If you want to watch this, rent it or just stream it. Not worth buying. 1/10 for being a movie, 10/10 for being an April fools prank on all their fans. Smile More!
Rivers 9
(2015)
Wow
5 July 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I can't believe I sat down and watched this.
The acting was just so horrible. The writer and director need to put some more time into thinking about what people would say and do in a movie. Seriously Mobster A tells a chick he is gonna slaughter her and ship her to Mexico and she just says "I love Mexico." I can't really tell what the director was going for. Just plain stupid? or if he was serious about how tacky everything was. The racist jokes were absolutely tasteless and out of place.
Don't waste your time. If you want comedy and a mob movie, watch The Whole Nine Yards, or even better Analise This.
The acting was just so horrible. The writer and director need to put some more time into thinking about what people would say and do in a movie. Seriously Mobster A tells a chick he is gonna slaughter her and ship her to Mexico and she just says "I love Mexico." I can't really tell what the director was going for. Just plain stupid? or if he was serious about how tacky everything was. The racist jokes were absolutely tasteless and out of place.
Don't waste your time. If you want comedy and a mob movie, watch The Whole Nine Yards, or even better Analise This.
Vehicle 19
(2013)
Maybe I'm just an idiot?? but what the.... i still don't get it.
3 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
After watching the movie, and reading all the spoilers just to try to understand this movie, I realize I am the only one asking the biggest question.
How did the car get at the rental shop in the first place!!!! Seriously though! And at the end you can see the crazy lady's blood stain in the seat and the hertz guy just covers it with a new seat cover. Why is he changing a seat cover? The car was painted back to its original color and fully restored, so wouldn't the repair shop do that? And why are they still using the car? That is questionable especially after it got hit by a cop car and busted its windows and bottomed out. (how did he move the bottomed out car, and enough to lay down a mini van back seat). it would def not be back up for a drive, or out of police impound. So was the the hertz guy the one who set it up? The police do ask how he got the phone, so its assumed they set the car up. However if they kidnapped the woman just to kill her, why put her in a car with a silenced weapon and just hope the right guy rents the car so he can put a bullet in her head anyway? How the heck did he even rent that van if he ordered a sedan? A mix up? so the van wasn't the original #19 sedan? so if the van isn't a rental, why is the hertz guy fixing it up at the end? i smell cop.
My pointless theory, I think the hertz man is the cop who kidnapped the woman and set the whole thing up. WHY do you ask? because hertz is a huge product placement in this movie and wants to prove that they sell chargers and have mini vans that can out run police. also it's a stupid movie, and its the only thing that i feel is the better answer because the other questions kinda shot themselves in the foot. who ever this writer was deserves to be in the first car that blew up after it rolled over, cuz he is an idiot.
Saving grace!! this movie deserves 500 stars for the kid who had the chargers and his friend who stole the glasses, they were the real heroes of this film and saved this movie. High five to you kids.
How did the car get at the rental shop in the first place!!!! Seriously though! And at the end you can see the crazy lady's blood stain in the seat and the hertz guy just covers it with a new seat cover. Why is he changing a seat cover? The car was painted back to its original color and fully restored, so wouldn't the repair shop do that? And why are they still using the car? That is questionable especially after it got hit by a cop car and busted its windows and bottomed out. (how did he move the bottomed out car, and enough to lay down a mini van back seat). it would def not be back up for a drive, or out of police impound. So was the the hertz guy the one who set it up? The police do ask how he got the phone, so its assumed they set the car up. However if they kidnapped the woman just to kill her, why put her in a car with a silenced weapon and just hope the right guy rents the car so he can put a bullet in her head anyway? How the heck did he even rent that van if he ordered a sedan? A mix up? so the van wasn't the original #19 sedan? so if the van isn't a rental, why is the hertz guy fixing it up at the end? i smell cop.
My pointless theory, I think the hertz man is the cop who kidnapped the woman and set the whole thing up. WHY do you ask? because hertz is a huge product placement in this movie and wants to prove that they sell chargers and have mini vans that can out run police. also it's a stupid movie, and its the only thing that i feel is the better answer because the other questions kinda shot themselves in the foot. who ever this writer was deserves to be in the first car that blew up after it rolled over, cuz he is an idiot.
Saving grace!! this movie deserves 500 stars for the kid who had the chargers and his friend who stole the glasses, they were the real heroes of this film and saved this movie. High five to you kids.
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