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You're So Cupid! (2010)
better than Peter Pan
An outstanding performance from Jeremy Sumpter, with an amazingly smooth delivery of such lines as "woah", "awesome", and "hi". I feel the other actors could have stepped up their game a bit, but their lack of talent is made up for by their amazing fashion sense. The costuming was superb. I was able to strongly relate to the character of Mr Valentine, as I myself was once Cupid. But I gave up that life for the woman I loved. And it was a worth-wile sacrifice; until I came home one day and caught her with Bill from accounting. I lost everything in the divorce; the house, my kids, even my pet Gofer – Reginald von Bootyshorts. I was so close to giving up on life; but then I saw this film and hope was restored. I owe my life to the makers of "You're So Cupid!", it has changed me for the better, in ways I never thought possible. I award this film 11/10, as it was a spiritual journey. A classic that will last through the ages.
Car's Life 2 (2011)
a cinematic experience like no other
The film "A Cars Life 2" is undoubtedly the greatest atrocity every animated. The story line is soggy as a bowl of cereal that has been left out for several minutes, and just as tasteless. I feel the film would've been a lot shorter had Sparky simply taken a loan and bought himself a GPS. The voice actors sound like they have given up on life, which is not surprising, seeing as they were cast in this disaster of a film. What surprises me the most, however, is that this is a sequel; meaning that there is at least one more film in the series. Someone legitimately thought that the first film was successful enough to make a second. Who is even funding this? Somehow, the story was dragged out across 1 hour and 17 minutes; time I will never get back in my life. Time I could have spent finding a cure for various diseases, or actually doing something productive with my life. This film has aged me horribly, and I see no point in continuing living if such films plague the industry of cinema. So in conclusion: "A Cars Life 2" is a visual masterpiece, a grand spectacle of cinema, and should be viewed by everyone. It will shape a generation. 10/10 would recommend and watch again.