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Winter Solstice (2004)
Proof That They Will Let Anyone With A Camera ....
They are making just tooooo many movies these days. At least it wasn't a recycled 60's sitcom or comic book. Pointless beyond description. Wanted to shoot myself 30 minutes into it. If I ever meet Anthony LaPaliga I'm gonna demand my $7 back. A coming of age saga? Please. Go rent Breaking Away. Loser brother "A" gets into a fight at the quickie mart for? Loser brother "B" drives around in a clapped out Datsun B210 and dreams of sleeping on someones couch in Tampa? The best part of this sublime piece of !@#$ is when dad throws their beds out on the lawn for the night. Allison Janney is wasted. Anthony LaPaliga has done better. Will do better. Can anyone say "Mulligan?"
What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? (2004)
What's It All About?
God, sex, religion, love and addiction viewed thru the lens of Quantum Mechanics, New Age crystal healers and assorted Pd.D.'s. This is an infomercial made by smart people using questionable science. Follow pill-popping Amanda(Marlee Matlin) as she attempts to stay above the rabbit hole. In her travels she encounters a 10-year old playground hoops Zen master (be the ball, Danny) ponders frozen water, lives with the perkiest roommate since Georgia Engle, and gets drunk at a wedding shoot after confronting repressed feelings of her cheating ex-spouse. After a rather cathartic episode with a tube of toothpaste and her mirror she tosses her pills in the garbage and decides to get on with her life.
For a more enjoyable two hours go see another movie that asks the same questions, "What's It All About, Alfie?"