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A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
I should have checked my rating on the first movie...
Unfortunately I had forgotten that I gave 1 star on the first installment for the absolute idiocy of pretty much every character and every action taken so I wasted my time on this one too. Don't make the same mistake, read all the other 1-2 star reviews if you want to know the infinite problems of this movie, they are all 100% correct so I will not repeat them on this review too.
A Quiet Place (2018)
What a dumb movie...
I haven't watched till the end (a thing I very very rarely do, even when they suck) but man, was that a damn stupid movie...
I'm not gonna say much because it's not even worth ranting about it but let's just say the people who made this movie don't really know how sound waves work. Also the fact that this is a post-apocalyptic (near) future where shotguns can kill the creatures but somehow the army has failed is just beyond me.
Last but not least they seem to have enough power to light up hundreds of lights, surveillance systems and probably some other stuff like soldering irons and whatnot, but they haven't thought of the simple thing of making a few "sound traps" for diversion in case of an attack.
P.S.: Do you know what is more quiet than bare feet? FEET WITH SOCKS! THAT'S WHAT. (Also shoes with sound-dampening soles but let's just not go there...)
P.P.S.: I did enjoy the first death of the movie! I always do love to watch people die from being immensely stupid!
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018)
It took me a while to figure out what was missing from the film
I gave it a 6 mostly for the concept of the film and the atmosphere which was really great but when the movie ended it still felt like something was really missing and I couldn't pinpoint exactly what it was until a few hours later... It was the actual detective work.
Before the film started my greatest question was how the hell is he going to solve any mysteries without his super powerful bat-computer and I was looking forward to see how it will play out. It turns out there was little to none of that detective work and the Bat figures out who the killer is by pure luck and nothing else, which is really a shame for the world's greatest detective.
I did enjoy other parts of the movie, but, I cannot tell you what without giving any spoilers. You should watch it yourself and you will know what I'm talking about just don't put your expectations too high for the general outcome, it's definitely not a 10 or a 9.
It Follows (2014)
Suicidally Boring
Maybe I should not be writing a review for a movie I stopped watching after 30 minutes, but I feel obligated to balance that "WOAH WHAT A MASTERPIECE!" vibe that has tricked me into watching this piece of garbage.
This movie is definitely the most boring movie I have ever watched, as it features absolutely no action at all. And I am not talking about gore and explosions type of action I'm talking about the characters doing something actually interesting or mysterious, anything really, to keep you from falling asleep.
As I mentioned above I've stopped the movie on the 33min mark and went on the internet to read the full plot, something I have never done before in my life. That fact alone can give you an idea of how you 'll feel watching this.
Do not fall for the misleading great reviews or the score of the movie as I did. Sitting on a chair looking at a brick wall can be a much more exciting experience than watching this movie.