Change Your Image
kenalb
Reviews
Fast X (2023)
Two White people has a Black child wtf
Well The movie allready died right there, little Brian was White in The last move, but in this he is Black, otherwise please stop making more fast movies, just stop.
The story get worse and worse and even worse, this sucks Big time, not even fun any more, just eternal misery and really Lazy writing, copy paste from other movies in a feeble effort to link them together, really really not the best idea,
Only fun thing is Watching Jason momoa try to be evil. The rest is just utter nonsens and ureal carnage.
But if you can see through all that bs, just enjoy this movie it will be over soon, and you can go home and forget it ever happened.
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Masterpiece
Only thing wrong with this masterpiece is The pronunciation of harkonnen, why pronounce it like it was Finnish? Otherwise it was unbelievably amazing to watch, everything from the score to the storytelling, so close and yet so far from the original from 1984. Can't wait for the third installment of this epic story. One thing is missing though the wierding way was not in the movie at all, that was puzzling to me. And the worms was not scary as they were in the original. But I will recommend this movie, simply because it is a truly masterpiece worth seeing, so don't miss out. Enjoy this story and be amazed.
Pathfinder (2007)
Not Nice to portray danes like this
We all know that it was Skandinavians that first landed in America, but this film depicts the Vikings as savage ruthless monsters, well they still treated the Indians kinder than USA treats them today. Anyways it was not really what I expected, they did not even learn to speak danish or Norwegian, this was painstaking to watch, the story was ok, but casting an Australian to play a danish viking come on it's like casting a dolphin to play jaws, it's stupid an very American arrogance move. Mads Mikkelsen would have nailed it. But if you don't care watch it and enjoy a rampage you not seen since.
Lift (2024)
Cheap knockoff
Well replace the little guy with Ryan Reynolds and this would be a great movie, the little hart guy tries, but fails miserably.
This is a simple heist movie with standard history and characters, but that's is ok if it were a Ryan Reynolds movie, Kevin hart needs to put on his backpack and be honkey Pete
That is what he needs to do, but if you watch this drunk it's kinda ok, otherwise it's kinda boring, Kevin hart is really trying to be serious, he should have chosen something serious, like Shakespeare no wait hart in tights??? Now that would be fuuuun. No watch this movie, you will not remember it tomorrow anyway.
Troll (2022)
Norwegian King kong
Just love norwegian disastermovies, It is so much fun, and they didnt even hide The jurrassic park hints, Now make a troll vs godzilla this is awsome, actually his name is dovregubben. I visited his Home dovre as a kid, Just Watch and have fun. This is Skandinavia at its best, This movie is a wonderfull tale of Old Scandinavian folklore, and. A what if scenario, I grew up knowing these trolls and I had toys, he is a national treasure in Norway, the movie is very well made, and a tribute to Scandinavia, the cgi is Hollywood grade, the troll him self is amazingly well done. The story is also well written.
Bamse (2022)
The best danish movie ever made
Bamse was one of The biggest musicians to ever live in denmark, and the entire country mourned him when he passed, and Anders w. Berthelsens performance should earn him a academy award, this is his role of a lifetime, his portrayal of Flemming bamse Jørgensen is so unbelievably realistic , and the fact that he actually sings all of the songs himself is amazing, the entire cast was amazing, the set was uncanny, The time period was so good and accurate, the you almost didn't noticed it, the story is about Flemming bamse Jørgensens life and struggle as an adopted child and how it tormented him all his life.
Titanic (1997)
11 Oscars, nuff Said
The best movie ever made, it tells the story of the illfated Titanic in a fantastic way, the scenes is amazing, the work that went into this is just beyond words.
Against the Ice (2022)
Wonderfull
No words can describe this masterpiece enough, the scenery is astonishing, the script is well written, the score is amazing, it is truly a tribute to Greenland
Tak Nikolaj den er virkelig fantastisk.
No Time to Die (2021)
Nononono
Killing Bond wtf, is wrong with you? This Bond movie destroyed 50years of fandom for me, Im very very dissapointed, Shame on you., This movie was the first Bond movie i actually didnt like, it was boring and very very bad, Lazy writing crappy plot, i want my money back.
Red Notice (2021)
Classic Ryan renolds movie
Lots of jokes and badmouthing and a really funny rock, i must admit that Im. A huge Ryan renolds fan, so i was expecting this.
I just want more of this.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Unfair to The Mighty Godzilla
Godzilla er more than 1000feet kong is merely 100feet, The movie should be like godzilla looks Down and splat, kong is mush The end,
This Ridiculous movie is a joke, a discrace to Kong and Godzilla, the story is so weird that it almost makes sense.
Godzilla is the biggest baddest monster ever, this movie is a money making scheme, nothing else.
But I have since I was a kid wanted to see these two do some damage to city, and boy do they ever.
Cats (2019)
Best movie since titanic
Saw the show in London in 1990 and had been waiting for the movie ever since. Love sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's music, and cats is remarkable.