miltonmunster Reviews

Gold Rush (2010– )

totally unlikable

[1/10 · 16 August 2022]

Unlikable dangerous backstabbing idiots, must agree with others that tubby todd is an arrogant bully just itching to get ko'd, and the whiney parker is truly a dangerous rude baby.

Bad Lieutenant (1992)

When bad is great.

[10/10 · 6 August 2022]

A friend and I had been into "different", what you might call cult, movies, but can anyone imagine seeing not only this but Bad Boy Bubbly on the same night, I mean whoa. Had been a Keitel fan before this but this was gruelling yet immensely enthralling and powerful, not at all a movie, neither actually, for the limp marvel sheepsters. One can only but imagine trying to make an actual real hard as nails moov like this nowadays instead of the mindless, spineless and infantile merde that's pumped out now. Here's to real actors like Harvey, cheers!

Wheeler Dealers (2003– )

wiener peeler

[1/10 · 31 July 2022]

Used to be a good watchable show when Ed was on, the new guy is fast talking and unlikable. Mike has also taken a turn towards a scabby misery and has to pitifully haggle over every cent lately.

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

deathstar?!?

[2/10 · 23 July 2022]

Didn't Luke do this many years ago? Where's the imagination gone? This was just basically another mission very difficult but obviously not impossible.

Being the Ricardos (2021)

someone's got a lot of splaining to do!

[1/10 · 19 July 2022]

Kidman again ruins a classic, could it be worse than the woefully dreadful bewitched? Quite on par again leaving one wondering what could/should have been. She looked and acted nothing like Lucy, more like a live action mannequin sans the personality. All up a sad terrible waste of time.

The Drop (2014)

dog droppings

[1/10 · 4 December 2021]

This has to be the most confused draining attempt at a...well I can't really even slot it in particular genre it's so all over the place. Nothing really made any sense or had a place in this jumbled mumblefest. Tom Hardy can be a reasonable actor but I don't even think he was sure about his character and just mumbled and fumbled his way through it. All we need is Tom, Matthew Mconomummble & nicole the whisperer kidman in the same movie to be something just a little more confusing than this enigma.

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

no prescription required

[1/10 · 11 November 2021]

Had a decent nap & it was still the same scene. Insomnia? Don't worry about going to the doctors just have this overdrawn boring atomic Temazepam handy.

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Sobering

[10/10 · 5 January 2021]

Saw this just after a co worker actually did drink himself to death & wow did it ring true.Cage nailed everything perfectly & no doubt had no end of experience.

Scarface (1983)

marta or the chainsaw

[10/10 · 18 May 2020]

I first saw this back in 84 & it's still high in my top 10,what else can be said other than they don't make em like they used to.This is how you make a movie not some overdone shaky camera beyond braindead scripts with subs chasing cars or retreaded not so superheroes.

Pooch Perfect (2020– )

just like stepping in dog s*#t

[1/10 · 14 March 2020]

What's with the cringey sexually charged....errr....'jokes'....not exactly for all kids,besides that overall it's embarrassingly unfunny & she's just a try hard.

Counting Cars (2012– )

jumped many sharks

[1/10 · 3 March 2020]

Tiresome run out of ideas stuff now,too much time on unfunny silly dialogue,cant remember the last time actually saw a decent build.Even then the builds had become too silly also

Fury (2014)

furry

[1/10 · 3 November 2019]

Meandered through with a tiny,tiny thread of believability......until the end,waking everyone out of a confused stupor with 'they're coming'......'who's coming?' err well seeing as how you're in Germany during ww2 one shouldn't need multiple choices.Wasnt just that the whole ending was total hokum claptrap,silly beyond imagination.

Pilot Week: Trial by Kyle (2018) Season 1, Episode 6

garbargeass

[1/10 · 30 October 2019]

The highly distinguished title of worst rubbish on tv gets thrown around a lot,but,this beats all by light years.Just incredibly contrived,stupid & dumb beyond all imagination,a bloated fool that believes he's funny,entertaining & loved by all when the exact polar opposite is the case.

The Masked Singer Australia (2019–2024)

Keep the mask on

[1/10 · 7 October 2019]

Global megastar Lindsay lohan......thanks I haven't had a good laugh for a while,shirley you can't be serious!Whenever even the ads come I just cringe with the over the top reactions & comments,I just find it embarrassingly bad & sad that no REAL celebrities would perform on this stupid show I mean the truck stop hook er Gretel kileen.....bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa

Riddick (2013)

ridiculous

[1/10 · 23 September 2019]

This has to be the most sillily scripted nonsense,I mean some of the others were like what the... but this was laughable.There were many ridiculous scenes but the one standing out is the tiny little cupboard you could chew through with an explosive lock for storing a tiny little power supply for an intergalactic space ship.Then the wacked out alarm/motion detection thing just made no sense whatsoever

Storage Wars (2010– )

beyond stupid

[1/10 · 4 September 2019]

Just when one thought this load of tripe couldn't get any worse it truly does,can it be any sillier,setup or just plain stupid

Gogglebox Australia (2015– )

brayunded

[1/10 · 2 September 2019]

I be woch this fyv mynuts now mi brayun hurt must chaynj chunl with the ummm.....thing with da thing....ummm.....uurg to layt

CSI: Miami (2002–2012)

bovine excrement

[1/10 · 20 August 2019]

Absolute load of rubbish,can caruso be any more up himself,always right,all knowing who needs a police force or a lab or anything else this guy is all you need.Can there be any more clichés he can squeeze in it's totally unbearable

Men in Black: International (2019)

mow the lawn,plant a tree,get drunk anything but this

[1/10 · 20 June 2019]

Seems all these fillums are so formulaic & uncerebral,a script written in probably 6 minutes for 11 year olds a himbo & the rest for pc then just make the previews look so great then fill the other 113 minutes in with wooden guff.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

no sense

[1/10 · 3 June 2019]

What...err...what was this mess of a mish mash of eras & continents ha & then becks comes along & the laughter reaches new levels,a tough ol knight that talks like mickey mouse omg

Misfit Garage (2014– )

shiny on top

[3/10 · 3 June 2019]

Well at least you get to see a few cars not just a loudmouth w anchor going on & on & on & on & on although it's a spinoff of his crap show,& yeah whats with the fake beard on his mate.Anyway back to this its ok although tom is an idiot terrible actor,the fake tension & the one tom drops the windscreen is so staged & obvious but some builds are ok but you can still see some are half done just for looks with old parts underneath

Rostered On (2016– )

take a sicky instead

[1/10 · 15 May 2019]

Well that was excruciating I mean really really really bad I could tell from the ads but gave it a go,why why just why.The bottom of the barrel we have burnt through & hit the earths core at the speed of light can Australian tv/comedy get any lower.There are not enough adjectives to describe this enormous pile but let's give it a go,lame(to the power of a billion trillion),unfunny,droll,dire,predictable,sad,unimaginative & yes again lame.I love a good laugh but this was horrendous it did to comedy what John Holmes did to,well,everyone.

Triple 9 (2016)

warmth

[1/10 · 13 May 2019]

I'ts taken triple attempts to get to the end of this l just found couple characters too grating & overbearing mainly new kid on the block I'm so tough & cool afflek.One other was aron paul just found him incredibly annoying with Woody not far behind,& I'm usually a fan of his.The story & action was reasonable if not somewhat disjointed.

The Hustle (I) (2019)

make it stop please

[1/10 · 11 May 2019]

Holding back bile is one way to describe this horrific experience,I mean for what these people in this industry get paid to pump out this effluent sodden by product this was beyond the pale.As another comment mentioned this rebel person thinks she's funny,no no no no no no no no no,& as far as acting the blob had more capabilities.Even Hunter S Thompson couldn't manage enough drugs to make this watchable

Car S.O.S. (2013– )

shoosh tim

[5/10 · 23 April 2019]

Love the show & the work they do for people,but, Tims constant droning on & I understand haggling but his again constant scabby discount begging has worn incredibly thin.Then acting & blabbing on about I'm so great is just too grating.