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Way of the Vampire (2005)
Worst vampire movie ever
I hit the spoiler option because now I'm going to spoil the entire movie for you ...... Van Helsing gets to live forever and he kills some vampires. Oooh yeah, it really is as easy as that. It has some really weak secondary love story but since the primary thing doesn't work you really won't notice it.
I was hoping to get a new great Bram Stoker Dracula experience and I remember thinking that the beginning was so bad that the rest of the movie could only get better but I was wrong. It only turned from bad to worse.
Well the story really isn't bad, or maybe it is, but the worst thing about the movie is the acting, directing, camera control and sound which actually doesn't leave much left to be thrilled about.
I gave this 1 just because 0 wasn't available. 2.1 really is to much credit for this.
Taxi (2004)
I've seen worse ....... I think!
I actually liked the originals to this movie. They are funny, classic already so of-cause a remake had to happen. So put in a nice way, this is bad, very. It tries to capture the funny moments of the original, for example the high speed chases that was originally filmed in real-time, the transformation of the car which the remake focus on once to be a science, the mother that had to be a drunk in the remake etc. and it simply fails miserably doing so. There are actually good things to say about this movie, it would be possible to write almost anything about it here, it wouldn't spoil anything as there appears to be no story to it other than "I drive fast and I have a very stupid co-driver" and the story to the movie is appearing so secondary that you almost have to concentrate to find it. The second good thing is that it has an end and I bet you'll come to appreciate that as well. I make myself believe that I've seen worse but I have doubts.