Fisca Reviews

Mulholland Drive (2001)

What. The. Actual. F.

[2/10 · 25 November 2023]

Imagine you choose an over two hours thriller for a movie night. Oh, there's Naomi Watts, good! (In fact, the two stars rating is for her.) The rating is almost 8, great! And then you watch. And watch. You wait patiently for something, anything, thrilling to happen. But nothing really happens.

Imagine, at minute 130 you still think: what the fvck?

I understand, all right. In the end I got what the director wants. But, seriously? You need over two freaking hours to get it done?

I hate this movie. It's not entertaining, it's not refreshing. It's doing nothing but annoy the hell out of me.

If you want to waste your time, here you go.

Under Her Control (2022)

A Stupid Story

[1/10 · 2 November 2022]

Apparently the main character is a filthy ugly hypocrite who doesn't know what she wants. Beatriz is a tough but kind woman. What Beatriz did was an offer-which Sofia accept without any pressure from anyone.

Once Beatriz even open the gate for Sofia, so she free to go if that's what she wants. But nooo, of course Sofia didn't go, but the very next day she dragged a ladder and fell down when she climbed it, and screamed to her erratic stupid boyfriend that Beatriz is crazy.

Oh, by the way, how come any fancy company can be entered that easy by some lunatic?

Don't watch it. The story is so bad, not worth anyone's time.

The writer even decided to put a random Asian woman to play as an Indonesian, who ended up speaks funny Indonesia language.

Kidnap (I) (2017)

Nothing New, Nothing Special

[4/10 · 24 August 2022]

It is good if this is your very first thriller movie. But as a fan of action, thriller, and horror movies, I found nothing special from this one. No surprises, not even a single twist.

Boring.

Mother (II) (2016)

Just a Piece of Cheap

[3/10 · 30 September 2018]

One of the most horrible thriller I've ever seen. Don't waste your time for this.