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This is a follow up on my 'Top Dog sex films' so if your interested check that one out.
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Bestialità (1976)
Woman's best friend!
BESTIALITA' (aka DOG LAY AFTERNOON) is a thick slice of sleazy Italian erotica which was co-written and co-directed by Euro-cult legend George Eastman. No stranger to perversion and filth he managed to crank things up a notch in this film by adding some forbidden love in the form of some interspecies sex between a woman and her faithful Doberman. Does this mean that dog is actually woman's best friend?
In one of the most memorable opening sequences in the history of cinema we watch as a young girl plays outside on her bike. She is lured towards the window of her home by a woman's moans. Through the window the girls sees her mother lying naked on her back on the floor, the lovable family pet on top of her, thrusting away (the film makers somehow missing the perfect opportunity to include the much more appropriate doggy-style position)(plus why the hell was the mother like 'my daughters playing in front of the house and my husband is probable near by lets have a quick with the dog).
Anyway, suddenly Husband walks through the door, and he's not at all happy about Wife and Dog doing the horizontal mambo on the living room floor. He pulls up his naked wife, gives her a smack and shoves her out the door before tying up Fido and then burning the house down with the animal inside. A little harsh on the dog if you ask me, I'm sure the whole sex thing wasn't his idea. But then again you never know, maybe the dog used his canine charm to seduce the woman, plying her with alcohol and then having his way with her. But we'll never truly know because the dog is f*cking dead now. But I digress.
It's at around this point that I imagine most people turn the film off, eject the disc and throw it down a well. And then blow up the well and bulldoze the rubble into the ocean. After all bestiality isn't something most people really like to think about or talk about, kind of like the Holocaust, or Limp Bizkit.
But (simulated) bestiality aside the rest of the film settles into a much more palatable kind of erotica; the kind where humans have sex with humans and dance naked at crazy swingers parties. Some years after the young girl sees her mother ding the dirty with Rex she has apparently run away from home and lives on a small island with her very own Doberman. Paul (March) is an architect visiting said island in order to design some kind of tourism development. His wife Yvette (Mayniel) has tagged along even though it's obvious that she would really rather be somewhere else. The couple see the girl (whose name is Jeanine - played by Leonora Fani) around the island with her dog but each time she disappears with a ghost- like suddenness.
Paul and Yvette finally meet up with Jeanine after she steals Paul's camera and they form a kind of family relationship. The couple have been trying unsuccessfully for years to have a child and Jeanine has in a way filled the void and somewhat repaired their marriage. But this relationship takes a quasi-incestuous turn, culminating in a threesome involving the pair and their surrogate daughter. The movie also takes an unexpected turn ending with a bloody climax and an ironic twist after finding out from a private investigator that Jeanine is ill.
In short Jeanine has some kind of mental brake down and reveals everything about the hole mother and dog thing to Paul and Yvette. Jeanine then decides to follow in her mothers footsteps and they find her on the beach with Fido shagging her brains out (In only the second bestiality scene in the film which is strange for a film named so)in a much more graphic scene then the first and at this point a man comes along and kills the both.
Overall i found it quite interesting. But that all depends on whether or not you can get past the whole dog-screwing thing.
Molina's Ferozz (2010)
A dark Spanish take on Red riding hood
This is a strange, gritty take on the classic children's story of Little red riding hood with references and changing of rolls except this film is defiantly not for children.
The film starts off with the manipulative grandma making one of her three sons rape one of his wives the then dies during the act form a heart attack. This causes the grandma to faint form shock after which she stays bed bound in another house on the farm.
This sets up the story and it then focuses of the young grand daughter who is probable about 13 and her sexual struggles as she comes into womanhood. This film is full of sexual scene including fully naked women bathing, a rape scenes and of course the very conversational bestiality scene. This is when the young girl Miranda is asked to take a basket of food to her grandma, at this point she has a flash back involving her fully naked receiving oral sex form a puppy.
Now your probably thinking is was simulated or there were bed covers in the way, but no. The dog is actually seen licking her vagina as her moans with pleaser and the whole scene is real.
These points aside this film is an interesting adaptation of the classic, and if your willing to watch the more gritty scenes then it is a very enjoyable film.
Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie (2009)
A good laugh with graphic detail
This is as it says in the title a dog porn film, full of comedy.
The film is basically a female Labrador called Sadie who runs away when her owner are going to get her spayed, she goes to the city where she has lots of sexual encounter with other dogs.
In this film they have just got some young, horny, inexperienced dogs in a room and let them go at it, then added the voices after to match what the dogs do. There are lots of sexual references and jokes which will make you laugh.
This film does contain a lot of real doggy sex you with see dogs licking other dog s genitals, you will see erect seaman spurting dog penises, and a lot more.
As long as you don't take it seriously and take it for what it is a hilarious comedy, with horny young dogs trying to bang each other, then this film is really quite good.
So why not try. It did win 7 awards.
Stay (2006)
OK, but one main floor
The film was OK except for this one major floor. At the beginning of the film when Amy is reading her book she glances down twice at her dog's genitals, at this point you can clearly see that the dog has been neutered and has no testicles, therefore Amy would not be able to give him a blow job because he would not be able to get an erection and even if he could he would definitely not be able to ejaculate, but a little later on in the film Amy is trying to wash the taste of his sperm out of her mouth, in another scene she imagines telling people at a party what she had done, saying, 'any one here besides me knows what canine seaman tastes like'. This suggests that the dog did ejaculate and she tasted his sperm. The final reference is on the way back from her parent's house Amy and John stop off at a park and start arguing, Amy says, 'You ate a cookie covered in sperm' and John replies 'Yer human sperm'. This also points to the fact that Amy tasted or Possible swallow the sperm on her dog.