I will begin by saying this movie is awesome. I will continue by saying this movie isn't awesome. To try to make sense of all this you should read the review.
First of all this movie stars Rowdy Roddy Piper. I don't know if it's worse if you do or don't know who that is, but Rowdy Roddy Piper was a WWF wrestler in the era of Hulk Hogan back when there was still national debate about whether or not wrestling was fake. To imagine we used to live in a time where tards seriously believed wrestling was real is hard to believe, but those were simpler times when a black man entering a wrestling ring with a parrot on his shoulder while calling himself cocoa beware made sense.
The movie is a little goofy, but still is somehow considered to be somewhat of an underground classic. The plot is the world is being controlled by aliens who look like normal humans unless you see them while wearing special sunglasses. Not a bad idea, but not a good idea either. Just an idea. The only purpose in being able to see who's an alien is for the sake of the movie. Seeing that the guy next to you buying the paper is an alien is pointless unless you take it upon yourself to murder his alien ass. Luckily Rowdy Roddy is the one person willing to do just that.
The beginning of the movie is pretty slow and boring and mainly involves Piper removing his flannel shirt to do construction jobs and then going to live in a homeless shantytown. Since a movie about a homeless construction worker doing actual construction work would be terrible, rowdy roddy eventually discovers a church where rebels are making the special sunglasses.
After putting on the sunglasses Roddy sees that some people appear to have alien faces when he's wearing them. And although nobody has actually explained to him what it even means to see random aliens while wearing sunglasses, within 10 minutes of first putting on the glasses he's already killing two cops who appear to have alien faces.
Naturally Roddy has a hard time convincing others of this alien scheme he's discovered/imagined, but he makes a very memorable effort to when he meets his friend Frank the next day in an alley. Roddy tries to put the sunglasses on Frank's face to make him see the truth, but Frank simply refuses to wear them. What takes place as a result is by far the most ridiculous and awesome fight in movie history. In a fight that just won't end Roddy and Frank beat each other for what seems like an eternity. The fight is so ridiculous and over the top that it inspired an entire episode of southpark where jimmy and timmy beat each other in an alley in the same way.
Eventually Frank puts on the glasses and realizes Roddy was right and the rest of the movie is about Frank and Roddy fighting the aliens. They go the the alien headquarters via the use of some sort of star trek beaming device and proceed to murder everyone there whether they are alien guards, alien office workers, or humans.
All of this murder is great and necessary to keep you from give up on watching the movie, but the act of stopping the aliens is basically pointless. There's a vague explanation saying the aliens came to this planet to "use it's resources", but that doesn't even make sense when you put it in the context of this movie. The dirty aliens technically use our resources through normal living just like we do, but they're not using them at an alarming rate or anything. So rather than being diabolical they're really just being a-holes by not sharing any of their alien technology with us.
In summary this movie may deserve its underground cult status or it may be a pile of garbage. Which side of the fence you land on regarding that depends on how much you love wrestling and aliens. If you love aliens actually wrestling then you'll be disappointed for sure. If you would love to wrestle an alien yourself then you should spend more time finding a way to make contact with aliens and less time watching movies.
First of all this movie stars Rowdy Roddy Piper. I don't know if it's worse if you do or don't know who that is, but Rowdy Roddy Piper was a WWF wrestler in the era of Hulk Hogan back when there was still national debate about whether or not wrestling was fake. To imagine we used to live in a time where tards seriously believed wrestling was real is hard to believe, but those were simpler times when a black man entering a wrestling ring with a parrot on his shoulder while calling himself cocoa beware made sense.
The movie is a little goofy, but still is somehow considered to be somewhat of an underground classic. The plot is the world is being controlled by aliens who look like normal humans unless you see them while wearing special sunglasses. Not a bad idea, but not a good idea either. Just an idea. The only purpose in being able to see who's an alien is for the sake of the movie. Seeing that the guy next to you buying the paper is an alien is pointless unless you take it upon yourself to murder his alien ass. Luckily Rowdy Roddy is the one person willing to do just that.
The beginning of the movie is pretty slow and boring and mainly involves Piper removing his flannel shirt to do construction jobs and then going to live in a homeless shantytown. Since a movie about a homeless construction worker doing actual construction work would be terrible, rowdy roddy eventually discovers a church where rebels are making the special sunglasses.
After putting on the sunglasses Roddy sees that some people appear to have alien faces when he's wearing them. And although nobody has actually explained to him what it even means to see random aliens while wearing sunglasses, within 10 minutes of first putting on the glasses he's already killing two cops who appear to have alien faces.
Naturally Roddy has a hard time convincing others of this alien scheme he's discovered/imagined, but he makes a very memorable effort to when he meets his friend Frank the next day in an alley. Roddy tries to put the sunglasses on Frank's face to make him see the truth, but Frank simply refuses to wear them. What takes place as a result is by far the most ridiculous and awesome fight in movie history. In a fight that just won't end Roddy and Frank beat each other for what seems like an eternity. The fight is so ridiculous and over the top that it inspired an entire episode of southpark where jimmy and timmy beat each other in an alley in the same way.
Eventually Frank puts on the glasses and realizes Roddy was right and the rest of the movie is about Frank and Roddy fighting the aliens. They go the the alien headquarters via the use of some sort of star trek beaming device and proceed to murder everyone there whether they are alien guards, alien office workers, or humans.
All of this murder is great and necessary to keep you from give up on watching the movie, but the act of stopping the aliens is basically pointless. There's a vague explanation saying the aliens came to this planet to "use it's resources", but that doesn't even make sense when you put it in the context of this movie. The dirty aliens technically use our resources through normal living just like we do, but they're not using them at an alarming rate or anything. So rather than being diabolical they're really just being a-holes by not sharing any of their alien technology with us.
In summary this movie may deserve its underground cult status or it may be a pile of garbage. Which side of the fence you land on regarding that depends on how much you love wrestling and aliens. If you love aliens actually wrestling then you'll be disappointed for sure. If you would love to wrestle an alien yourself then you should spend more time finding a way to make contact with aliens and less time watching movies.
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