mrsovicdarko Reviews

Swiss Army Man (2016)

I regret I watched it until the end

[2/10 · 25 September 2016]

I saw who is acting, and I thought, this will be fun and smart movie. As soon as I saw propelling dead body, I knew that there is no going back from that, the movie can not be great with this scene in it. But I stayed until the end, i watch everything until the end. And man, that scene is not even close to what these guys came up with. The amount of BS could not be imagined even by my grossest friend. OK, I thought this would be symbolic movie. The guy is mentally ill and he imagines a friend, and he tries to find his meaning of life and purpose in this world. The journey is meant to be revelation and so on and so on, but noooooooo.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It goes on and on and it has no sense what so ever. Can not believe Daniel acted in this film, so disappointed. I wasted my time, but now I know that this thing exists, lesson. Modern art, modern big pile of farts....

Poker Night (I) (2014)

Yeah it is different, but all in all bad, ruined

[4/10 · 14 September 2015]

Yeah it is different, That is the only thing that kept me watching it until the end. There are some things I liked, like that cool mask, or the cool villain, or that nice story that is badly written, and so badly directed. The man came up with a nice story, then he ruined it by directing it, and writing script. Honestly, he just had to tell that idea to someone and it could be great movie. Ron Pelrman is not fit to be an actor. His acting is too painful for my senses. And others could not do better because that script, that script, that script. Come on, that script. My grandmother could do better than that. Even scenery was OK (in some way). Bad cop with an innocent face, villain that no one could kill, and it is not that they did not try, they did, a lot. No, in the end, forgettable movie, i wish it was not, i really do, but it is. How can someone say the acting was good (as i saw someone wrote). The acting was all but good. Maybe that person only watches low rated movies. Stil it is a 4, but only for trying. Maybe someone will make better remake. I just wrote this review because the people need to see the truth. As I saw here, only those who liked the film wrote the review, and that is not fair, it needs some dose of subjectivity that I am offering. Bad movie, sorry guys.

Skin Trade (2014)

Better then I expected

[5/10 · 8 September 2015]

Another Dolph Lundgren movie.I haven't seen much of his movies recently, and there was a good reason for that, they were bad, but really bad. I only saw this one because I am serb, who lives in a country near Serbia, and I wanted to find out what did "they" pined on my nation now (since serb are "bad blood" so to say, in the West). Firs of all, Serbian talk is nothing like that, there are some Serbian actors in Hollywood that they could use but no, they used some actors that can not pronounce word and non the less give them meaning. And there is only a few words, come on, learn from batter movies, serb shold talk in Serbian with other serb. But, it is fast movie, action movie, for those things no one was hired to think, they are irrelevant because the only thing that matters is a big explosion and one bulletproof man who lives in the end. I seriously thought that Dolph will die in the end, and I would raised the grade. It is not as bad I expected because it has some nice moments, nice fight scenes that deserved to be evaluated properly. Tony overacted, Dolph underacted, but it is nice action film that I would recommend to some action enthusiast, who would close one eye on stupid scenes where one man kills everyone and he is not even protected. For God sake put him behind something and then let him kill everybody. And those thing you hate in all action films, too many unnecessary words, stupid words, like we are morons and we do not know what are we looking at, it pisses me off, but I was ready for that with this film, hell I was ready for even more. Never the less not all bad action film.

Six Degrees of Separation (1993)

Good storytelling, bad story

[6/10 · 17 August 2015]

Movie starts as an interesting story. I thought that Pol will rob rich people, and that is why he trained so much. I hoped that he would do some great deceit. but no, as the movie goes along, it become clear that behind it is a story not worth telling. Poor gay guy who only wants to enjoy rich people company, not cool. especially because those rich people are full of them, and not care about lower class, and doing everything not to become. Ending is too poor. Some would say that it leaves it to imagination, but I say that it lacks imagination. 6 stars only because it has great actors that did fine job, and story at first that got me curious. On the second hand, maybe I should put 5 stars, too bad for grades in between, 5,5 is the correct answer. Not totally waste of time, now I know some interesting facts about some things, and of course those 6 degrees of separation :)