bloodystool-1 Reviews

The Walking Dead: Diverged (2021) Season 10, Episode 21

Oof...

[1/10 · 2 April 2021]

Daryl tries to fix his bike, Carol tries to make soup. It's as riveting as it sounds folks...

Rush: R30 (2005 TV Movie)

Pure goodness...

[10/10 · 6 August 2006]

Prior to 2004 Rush hadn't toured Europe in about 12 years, and the fans were well rewarded for their patience with fantastic performances. This show is from that European leg of their 30th Anniversary Tour and although it's an incomplete show (as opposed to Rush in Rio (2003), which was the complete setlist), it's still a phenomenal show that's well worth the time spent to watch it. Unfortunately, La Villa Strangiato was left off of the DVD so we don't get to hear the ever-amusing Alex Lifeson rant of the evening. Rush fans will love it (of course), and I would think that even non-Rush fans should enjoy it. L/L/P...

The Postman (1997)

Postage Declined (The lying "Postman")

[7/10 · 7 May 2005]

At this point I'm still struggling to catch my breath after ingesting this quasi-epic masterpiece from our man "THE Cos". I recently read a riveting interview with said Cos where he compared his pitiful Oscar groveling bomb to "It's a Wonderful Life" while calling his alleged Postman a mythical hero... WOW!!! Let me get this straight. So the world has pretty much come to an end (except for the plentiful lush forest settings), most of mankind is wiped out and taken over by a mad band of fascist braveheart-style warriors. People are down, they're out, they scratch and claw for the basic essentials of human survival... food, clean water. Their spirits must to be lifted in order to maintain the will to go on. Who could possibly achieve such a momentous task among such despair? Kevin Costner with an electric bill from 2002. Obviously. So here he is, apparently bored enough to bring back the IL' postal service therefore delivering unity to the masses. Of course, Kevin. Here's 70 million dollars, start shooting in the spring. Anyway, along the way he impersonates a federal employee while publicly claiming to have close correspondence with the President of the United States who is currently operating out of the "Metrodome... where the Vikings used to play". All this in order to recruit a rag tag posse of wanna be "Postmen" who have a tendency to gather in large groups to bask in the glory of their virtuous leader before and after working a hard day in a makeshift mail sorting facility for three LONG hours. Wait a second Kevin. On second thought, I want my 70 million back! So let me make sure that I have this right... He's basically a non-truthful, dishonest, delusional, misleading, egocentric, self-centered, less than forthright, and down right lying for lack of a better term... "Postman". Due do his not quite honest approach to team building many young, dead, pretend postmen littered the post-apocalyptic landscape. Bravo, Kevie, BRAVO!! I've followed suit with the film and built a large statue of the lion hearted Costner galloping bravely toward some sort of postalocracy ruling the new Metrodome based government with Big-Cos at the Helm. It sits in my front yard inspiring all who look upon it. So kick back, clear three hours from your schedule, and prepare for a rip roarin' laugh fest. Filmed exclusively in "CostnerVision" for a richer Costner viewing experience, this Postman won't let you down.