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A Quiet Place (2018)
A failed attempt
This is just omnipresent plot aliens with no rules or reason who are completely dumb when the plot needs it to be (yet somehow took over the world), attacking ONE FAMILY the moment anything peeps around them..... and these seemingly "invincible" aliens are defeated by MICROPHONE FEEDBACK NOISE! 🤣
You're meaning to tell me that militaries world wide were completely dumbfounded and couldn't figure out what one deaf kid in New York state discovered by accident?! How in the world is this "smart" under any circumstance? What is with these poorly thought out alien plots that are written to be defeated by the slip of a banana peel?
In reality, these aliens wouldn't last a couple of weeks. The US military alone has far more sophisticated and devastating sound weaponry than a mere microphone feedback loop and the brilliant minds of the military industrial complex would've figured it out. Absolute garbage.
The Block Island Sound (2020)
The Block Island Sound.... is silence
Painfully slow and the least threatening of any "parasite" or "possession" known to mankind. This thing just stands and growls only to....... grab every item in a store! I know, frightening stuff right?? We finally tapped out when there was about 20 minutes left in the movie where the intense scene was..... this guy calmly talking to his sister about not being crazy after a CT scan. You can't write horror like this! This is just pure talent! Good lord....
The Manhattan Project (1986)
Dumb movie
This is a very bad movie that just ignores reality. A teenager SOMEHOW steals plutonium from a nuclear weapons lab in Cold War America of the 80's, magically creates an atomic bomb, becomes a wanted terrorist by seemingly all branches of the federal government and just walks away with ZERO CONSEQUENCES. They just walk off into the sunset, possibly to go get some McDonald's and drink some more Coke. "Whew, what an adventure that was!" I could feel my IQ points just sizzling away like an egg in a hot pan.
Christmas in the Heartland (2018)
Christmas school project
If you're expecting a good movie, you've made the wrong choice.
If you're expecting bad, high school project levels with the wrong type of camera.. or as far as say, "The Room" bad, then this is the movie for you.
There's even a poorly executed lip sync song at the end.