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Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story (2004)
I hope the real Michelle Brown wasnt as dense as portrayed here.
So many things just dont make sense here. First off they just walk into a house for sale. Where's the realtor? Why are you allowed to just walk into a vacant property and not just squat? The very beginning she wants the kitchen bigger when the kitchen is HUGE TO BEGIN WITH! BUYfriend! Hah all he did was work on the house, did he have a job??? If they are engaged then why dont they buy the house together? For them to move into?
She pays for everything! With the boyfriend/fiance in the beginning. That did not sit well with me for some reason. And later he states how she doesnt take receipts sometimes at restaurants.
Can we talk about this shady as hell loan office? ITS CALLED A CREDITED BANK!
She leaves her paperwork with her and not ask when barry was going to be returning.
She closed accounts but things still happened. It wasnt until MONTHS LATER that she gets a new checking account. THATS THE FIRST THING YOU DO! SO basically this is a movie about what NOT TO DO when you have your identity stolen!
Snap Decision (2001)
so many wrong turns with this very serious accusation.
There are so many wrong things here that make it unbelievable. 1: this friend was apparently a professional photographer? She knew the person who developed the film and knew exactly how many rolls she dropped off... WHY DIDNT SHE DEVELOP HER OWN FILM?
2: i can kinda see the developer's problem. The girls were shirtless in the pictures we see the friend take of them. Then comes the discussion of the pictures proving that the adult women slept in the same bed! Again with the developing your own film!
This would have been great if you had changed the plot to include the baby being naked on a bearskin rug like how the style was in the 60s 70s and even 80s. Back then was when we first started thinking THAT WAS CP!
Irresistible (2006)
A lot of misplacement here.
Susan must have owed someone a favor or something. This is not what I expected from such a versatile actress. Misplaced.
I don't understand her character here. She's an American in Australia which is fine. But her father has an Australian accent. Either she gains an accent or he loses his. Misplaced.
Then there is the gaslighting question. Is she legit losing her mind or is she being toyed with? Which way are y'all going with this?? Everyone is playing with her mind! The neighbor has more problems than Sophie, calling her Debbie that one scene about two thirds in! Why is she listening to her? Misplaced!!
One last thing about Australian entertainment. They as a country and continent value education and other extracurricular activities moreso than other countries (US). That being said their visual entertainment is at a lot more quality than this movie. Strictly Ballroom and Mariel's wedding in particular. This seems like a lifetime movie executive got stuck in Australia and had to write a movie script in order to leave!! MISPLACED!!!!!
Master Minds (2020)
Johnathan has GOT to go!!
He ruins everything. I watched half an episode tonight and had to turn it off because of him. No one else was able to speak and comment or explain because he jumped right in. Leave that arrogant jerk on the doorstep of lifetime movies. He won't have to act there.
Too short, blah de blah de blah. I dislike long negative comments because it forces me to be as condescending as Ole Johnathan is ( don't wanna put 'Johnnie' here because I don't want to c9nfude people with another Johnny). God is he slappable. There's a thread on reddit about him from a year ago! That speaks volumes.
Still too gosh darn short. Pffft.
A Tourist's Guide to Love (2023)
She was constantly slappable.
With her constant talking and flailing her harms when trying to get her nails done to her trying to explain her bag (was that ever found??) to the airport you just wanted to slap her half the time.
I know she was doing work but no one else was SUPPOSED TO KNOW this was a scouting business trip for her so why was she constantly on her phone all the time? Slappable American!
The entire movie was a tourist attraction for Vietnam which i have to say DID need to be done, the place is gorgeous and rich in history and culture, but the constant montages were exhausting!
And OF COURSE THE IDIOT BOYFRIEND has to show up! Been there done that.
Old (2021)
What are your names and occupations?
Those kids were beyond obnoxious. And if this movie is about a beach that mysteriously ages people then what's with the obvious kids beforehand??? Why do they come to this movie acting like old people?
Supervized (2019)
What a great premise.
This had great potential but i had to stop watching because of the POOR ACTING AND EXTREMLYANNOYINGDELIVERY by the HEADMISTRESS OF THIS old retirement community.
THE NO SPACING BETWEEN those words above is done intentionally. I had to stop watching it because of her.
I wish you movie directors would take into consideration HOW some of the actors or portrayal of characters COME ACROSS so they dont deter from the story or make the story unwatchable.
Christmas with the Andersons (2016)
rich condescending people get what they deserve just in time for christmas.
Please! dont waste your time. this is what you get for giving socks, underwear and toothbrushes to children of low income people.
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Hollywood: Outlaws (2020)
ma god get rid of parsons!
Really? oh my god this guy overacts!
COMPETELY MISCAST IN THIS!
he should have been noel coward! he DOES look like him!
The Queen of Versailles (2012)
I thought that was Melissa Joan Hart!
And I thought it was a movie similar to Marie Antoinette with Kirsten Dunst which a adored. My god, who ARE these people??? Those poor folks who were looking to buy that flat they I can kind of tell they can't afford! He seems very arrogant despite being not as educated as he thinks he is. I can't anymore... I just saw the story about Victoria...