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Piranha 3D (2010)
The goriest movie ever!!!
This movie is absolutely GORY!!! It is so fun to watch and it has so much action and comedy. I was in tears at some because they were so funny. It was So worth 4 bucks and it's horror gold for a collector like me so I highly recommend buying this! Don't even hesitate with this because it doesn't disappoint but be warned there is a lot of boobs so don't watch it in front of your parents kids. But seriously it is really naughty. Basically in a nutshell this movie is about an earthquake that opens a crack in the ground which releases prehistoric piranhas trapped for millions of years! And they go on a rampage and pile up twice the body count and blood I've ever seen in a movie! The comedy mixes so good with this movie too. I just can't even say how much I love this film. I'll be writing more reviews but peace out for now!
Feardotcom (2002)
A killer website
OK what's up with all the bad feed back? This movie is awesome! It wasn't what I thought it would be but it still was a great movie! I highly recommend buying this. It's also cheap. But basically in a nutshell this movie is about a website that is controlled by a guy who torture his victims until they beg him to die. But I someone else wants revenge(his first victim). Who ever goes on Feardotcom has 48 hours of hallucinations of a little girl and when the clock strikes 48 hours the person dies by their worst FEAR! It was only 4 bucks and trust me it's worth it. But I pretty much like every horror movie. But you can trust me if there is a bad one. I'll be writing other reviews so piece out for now!
Curse of the Zodiac (2007)
Awful
OK guys this is where I draw the line at absolute crap movies. This movie doesn't even deserve a rating of 1. I like almost every horror movie too but this I can't even give the storyline because I don't even think there is one. The lighting the screenplay and everything else about this movie just stinks. I can't believe someone would actually release this garbage in stores like seriously. I'm not even picky about horror movies at all and usually the cheesier the better but this is just downright awful garbage poop. Don't even waste your time renting it because you'll regret even outing this movie in the DVD player. This was only 2 bucks and I'm not getting rid of it because I'm a collector but if you're not and you see this in the store. Take a poop on it and flush it down the stinking toilet because that's where it belongs. I'll be writing other reviews so piece out for now!