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Dixie y la rebelión zombi (2014)
The. Worst.
I understand this movie was made with a demographic of toddlers in mind. But that doesn't withhold it from being judged. First off, about 90% of all dialog does not match the character's mouths as the speak. There's dozens of times where characters talk and their mouth isn't even moving. Not only that, but the script is an atrocity. A lot, and I mean, a lot, of the dialog makes no sense.
Second, There's a missing scene at the climax of the movie. **Spoilers.
At about 55 minutes and 30 seconds in, the group of nerds (Without* Dixie, the main character) go to Wire's backyard to look at the zombie they captured. Then suddenly, Dixie appears with her crush, *out of no where. Within 3 seconds, she just simply appears. No given reason, no introduction. One of the nerds suddenly pulls out some photos from thin air, then accuses Dixie of kissing the captured zombie. (Which when that happened in the movie, it was in private. The movie never shows that the nerds saw her at that moment. Then all of the sudden, for the sake of plot, they know everything.) Its a complete mess. For God's sake. Its the pinnacle of the movie. The climax. Where everything peeks and tension arises. Its the most crucial part of every movie.
Its as though, half way through the development of this movie, the producers realized what a steaming pile of dung the movie was, so they just said, "Hey. Who cares. Throw some random scenes together and. Bam. There's our climax. Cut and print."
I will never watch this movie again. Not for a million dollars.