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Amor idiota (2004)
Most boring film of the year.
OK another 3 millions dollars toss to dump,in any Spanish movie its necessary put sex,no matter if its a drama,a comedy,a preteen movie,etc etc,you must put any sex scene,but in this movie is too much, the movie its about a jerk who says himself that is a jerk,OK the following 103 minutes of the movie its about jerks ideas of the main actor and about 20 sex scenes,but the main problem of this film ,its too boring,too cheap,and stupid characters(if you see a unknown man at your homes garden, you normally call to police,in Spain you can drink about 8 glasses of Geneva and still driving,)and Its recommended for those that had insomnia or want to see Barcelona on night..
Guerreros (2002)
Guerreros or"another dumb and dumber ed sequel"
OK,this is a resume of the entire movie,because this movie is probable one of the worst movies ever seen,not for his special effects it for his awful script.. i resume:this movie is about the NATO mission in kosovo,its about a soldiers of Spanish engineers corp., the film start whit him trying to rescue a Serb hostage,but wen he arrives,he don't shot he see how the hostage is executed with a plastic bag but he don't do anything,he is hitting by a weaponless mens and have more brainless scenes, 1ºIn the mission and stupid french commander decided to shot some kosovars refugees,(but kosovars militants of elk were the NATO allies). 2ºbefore lost 4 strikers and all the convoy,the rest of the Spanish platoon decided to continue the mission(wow,they are lost,are 10 soldiers,within trucks,radios,food and radio and the mission is in a village taken by serbs militians,) 3ºin the road to the village they see a car with more kosovar allies,but they decided to left the road and run across a mined field,genius,then they lost a soldier... 4ºwhen they arrive to village they are easily captured by militiants,(the reason they never use his machine guns) 5ºFinally the kosovars retakes the village using the Spaniards stykers,and some of the Spaniard soldiers escapes to the outskirts and kill a pacific famer,and eating the food like animals... awful movie,its more like "what don't do in a battlefield
XXL (2004)
Worst Spanish movie of the 2004 year...
Normally in Spanish movies the sex its an important part of any movie,but in this case is too much including for Larry flint.if anybody see this film be careful,if you are a feminist activist this movie will make you sick,in this film all women are bitches ,the actors are too bad ,the jokes doesn't exists,(the director try to make funny a racist aggression),the scrip awful,if anybody try to learn Spanish please don't see this movie,and what about the actors,nothing special,we have a fat called"bowling",brainless muscle men,and an incontinent chopper,like many Spanish films drugs are "good"no matter what it could hurt you health..another awful film ready to be toss to trash