OK so like the movie started off with the main credit sequence same as the others but only like the score that originally was made by Elfman got messed up. But that is besides the point the movie did not focus on the villains at all except for the entire like Sandman's daughter is sick and needs money to save her. And Peter was doing the dumbest dance ever in a night club and was all like hey i'm really stupid. I won't by this movie it was that bad. I was a huge Spider-Man fan before I saw this movie and now I'm almost ashamed to say that I even own comics or anything Spider-Man related. I saw this movie for free since I work for AMC Theatres, but just the movie overall there was I swear like 5 minutes of venom in the movie and he dies. Harry Dies and Sandman gets away like a wizard of oz good witch type thing. But just the movie oh my God like I will let you decide for yourself if you really choose to but unless if someone is going to pay for you to see this horrible film then I suggest you go for it and make up your own mind about it. But it sucked so bad. Sam Raimi is now one of the worst writers as well as directors in the entire world. And just count how many times the characters in the movie were like crying it got ridiculous didn't even feel like a Spider-Man movie it felt more like the lifetime version of it. He became an Emo-Man with his hair it looked awful and the suit oh God it was horrible. Only True Spider-Man fans will walk away and hate it.
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The Messengers
(2007)
Worst MOVIE EVER!
2 February 2007
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The movie starts off with showing a family die with this little kid hiding underneath the sink at this point i was like wow this is going to be stupid, and then like what i got from the movie was that i knew it was pg13 so i wasn't expecting gore. But i mean the movie might have been better if they actually showed how the people died but no we cant do that can we. I would not waste any money on it once so ever. In fact I only wasted time since I work at a movie theater I at least didn't have to waste money only time like i said, so i hope that nobody goes to see the movie in order to keep their sanity. But like if your not an idiot you'll be like hey isn't John Corbett the father of the family that died in the beginning and in the end well hey he is and killed the whole family as well. But he killed them with a pitchfork even though we never see it at all. The movie really made me question Sam Raimi as a person and filmmaker i know he didn't make the movie but he did produce it and if i was him i wouldn't of attached my name to this garbage but hey maybe the sequel will be called Bike Messangers with ghosts that deliver DEATH to your HOUSE! OOOOO Scary but hey thats what it'll come to for the sequel look at the grudge!
The Da Vinci Code
(2006)
so dark the con of Akiva!
20 May 2006
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The movie itself to me moved slow and was confusing as heel from the beginning of the movie. The point to me why oh why did they even make this film when they should have been making angels and demons first to fully explain the character that was Robert Langdon. Langdon to me along with all of the other characters in the film had no such character development in the story. But the thing to me that really got to me was the sequences that really got it dragging on during the end when they had all of the fade outs. I was just sitting there with my movie evaluation paper since I work at a movie theater but oh man I was thinking like when the hell is this movie going to end. It was a boring waste of two hours and twenty three minutes. The part like when Robert was like I can't go inside of that because he was claustrophobic which they didn't get into too great of detail but briefly explained it when Ian McKellan or codename the Teacher, which if you aren't a complete idiot you would figure it out that he was the man who was the employer of Alfred Molina, and Paul Bettany who dies from Police after he shoots and thinks that he kills Molina in one scene. Jean Reno to me pulled off a great job, and with Audrey Tatou also did a good job in the film, but Tom Hanks severely got on my nerves which I never thought could even be possible since he was one of America's greatest actors ever to have crossed over from Bosom buddies a dumb comedy to great films such as Forest Gump, and even Philadelphia.
The writing in the film was horrible, because who wrote the film but no other than Akiva Goldsman the man who wrote the two greatest campy and horrendous films in Hollywood Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin. Akiva's lines were horrible, and also the plot of the movie had some great gaping holes in the story. Akiva should be banned from Hollywood but the people in this world like the ones who gave this movie a ten should be given a CAT scan but everyone has there right to their own opinion so I will not hold it against them. Ron Howard did a good job Directing the movie, but the film would of been ten times better if David Koepp would have wrote the film since he to me is one of Hollywood's finest writers, and so now the one movie that I had so much hope for turned out to be a horrible movie that had so much potential, and yet I still wonder why they did not make the Angels and Demons book into an adapted screenplay for the film.
I encourage everyone to go see it since this is only my opinion and everyone should make their own opinions about the film. It's one of those you like it or you hate it films I guess.
The writing in the film was horrible, because who wrote the film but no other than Akiva Goldsman the man who wrote the two greatest campy and horrendous films in Hollywood Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin. Akiva's lines were horrible, and also the plot of the movie had some great gaping holes in the story. Akiva should be banned from Hollywood but the people in this world like the ones who gave this movie a ten should be given a CAT scan but everyone has there right to their own opinion so I will not hold it against them. Ron Howard did a good job Directing the movie, but the film would of been ten times better if David Koepp would have wrote the film since he to me is one of Hollywood's finest writers, and so now the one movie that I had so much hope for turned out to be a horrible movie that had so much potential, and yet I still wonder why they did not make the Angels and Demons book into an adapted screenplay for the film.
I encourage everyone to go see it since this is only my opinion and everyone should make their own opinions about the film. It's one of those you like it or you hate it films I guess.
Silent Hill
(2006)
Decent
21 April 2006
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First off the movie starts off fairly good with like the whole Sharon sleeping which was pretty damn cool. But the thing i liked most about the movie was that most of the trailer occurs within like the first 10-15 minutes of the movie. The four legged thing was not in the movie because i guess the filmmakers didn't feel it necessary to put it in. Also the origin of pyramid head is so brief you can barely catch it. In one of the parts you see a poster that is up, and well you can see the large sword that he has in the poster of when they are burning a witch at the stake. But basically some things from the game that are in the movie to me had no purpose of being in the movie. Like the nurses in the second game were supposed to represent James' sexual frustration or something but in the movie it felt as if it was just placed there for no purpose and no point of being in the movie. But the movie was decent and the part from the commercial where the girl says i am the reaper in a demonic voice. But the movie had a lot of unanswered questions in the end, and being a person that never played one of the games i was informed for most of the movie or the game by my beautiful gorgeous girlfriend who is a silent hill buff as i am a movie but hey don't read all of this and think oh my god i am not going to go see it just see it and make up your own mind about it.
Batman Forever
(1995)
how stupid
22 January 2006
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this movie was one of Jim Carey's tommy lee Jones' val kilmer's, and Nicole kidman's worst movie ever.
The entire movie was just horrible right from the beginning and why the hell was this movie so campy oh yeah thats right Joel Schumacher, and Akiva Goldsman did the movie. the only great team's on a batman have been the Tim Burton, and Sam hamm team, and the Chris Nolan, and goyer team. Goldsman, and Schumacher must be gay with each other due to the fact that i thought it was all around bad acting, and villains weren't as menacing as they should have been and two-face was done horrible, and just the riddler looked like a homosexual at the end of the movie, and just all around the movie was horrible.
In the movie Bruce and takes on the new sidekick of robin, but heres the thing two-face had nothing to do with the murder of robin's parents so why did this happen? Another thing is that they screwed up the riddler because he never mastered and i mean never mastered the ability to take out peoples thoughts that was the mad hatter that could enslave the human mind. Face and riddler were never connected as being partners since riddler thought he was too smart to be partnered, but on occasion he may have briefly worked with another villain but did not remain for long. In the end of the movie the riddler becomes a brain dead person, WTF! The riddler never became brain dead, he only became more insane.
I recommend to all if you have this movie please burn it, because it may very well taint your homes, and if you haven't seen this movie take my advice and don't see it, because it is just that much of a waste of time.
The entire movie was just horrible right from the beginning and why the hell was this movie so campy oh yeah thats right Joel Schumacher, and Akiva Goldsman did the movie. the only great team's on a batman have been the Tim Burton, and Sam hamm team, and the Chris Nolan, and goyer team. Goldsman, and Schumacher must be gay with each other due to the fact that i thought it was all around bad acting, and villains weren't as menacing as they should have been and two-face was done horrible, and just the riddler looked like a homosexual at the end of the movie, and just all around the movie was horrible.
In the movie Bruce and takes on the new sidekick of robin, but heres the thing two-face had nothing to do with the murder of robin's parents so why did this happen? Another thing is that they screwed up the riddler because he never mastered and i mean never mastered the ability to take out peoples thoughts that was the mad hatter that could enslave the human mind. Face and riddler were never connected as being partners since riddler thought he was too smart to be partnered, but on occasion he may have briefly worked with another villain but did not remain for long. In the end of the movie the riddler becomes a brain dead person, WTF! The riddler never became brain dead, he only became more insane.
I recommend to all if you have this movie please burn it, because it may very well taint your homes, and if you haven't seen this movie take my advice and don't see it, because it is just that much of a waste of time.
Batman & Robin
(1997)
waste of time
15 November 2005
what a waste of a movie and money to rent/buy/see it i mean i wish someone could give me like 6 bucks on what i wasted this movie is 2 thumbs down i mean Joel Schumacher and the idiot that wrote this movie should seriously get removed out of Hollywood, and Mr. Freeze got screwed up along with Bane, and Poison Ivy, and i mean the whole movie right when it started with Alfred dying it was an OK approach but when they introduced Barbara pennyworth what is wrong with that you may say pennyworth, and why not Gordon but the answer simply is that Joel Schumacher screwed up the batman franchise, Joel is also the one that wanted batman and robin to have a romantic relationship with each other, and any man "woman" that wants to do something like that to batman is just like whoa dude what are you smoking type of thing. if i had more thumbs i would make this movie like infinite thumbs down instead of two, but if this movie is your last resort to either living or dying take death seriously because if you watch this movie a piece of you will die. and thank god for warner bros that they are redoing the franchise because after Burton left batman went down hill, and so did everything else
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Batman Begins
(2005)
best bat film ever two thumbs way up
15 June 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I won't try to spoil anything but overall the movie was better than any batman movie before, and even if it had no batman in it at all it was still awesome.i lied spoilers ahead the end of the film is when not Sgt but Lt. Gordon gives the signal to batman and he basically asks what he could do for Gotham, and he tells him about a double homicide that was committed, and that the man jumps from building to building, he wears a mask also and he leaves a calling card! behind and i was flipping out at this point and if your a complete idiot at this point and don't get the calling card idea Gordon shows it to batman and the card is an ace of spades just kidding the card is a joker! but who will be the joker? that is the question.
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