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Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Classic. Miss real TV and real men.
29 April 2022
Watching reruns of this classic show means more now than ever. Listening to them talk about issues that would send the blue check marks into a tantrum is wonderful. Sad to say but maybe the world did end at y2k. Hey Al, the Cubs did win the World Series and the world did go insanely woke. No real man from that era would've guessed it would have gotten this bad this fast.
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The Gambler (1980 TV Movie)
Christine Belford = Hypnotic Beauty
25 April 2022
This movie was actually quite fun. Plus, Christine Belford is an amazing actress and a striking beauty. As remarkable as it used to get. I can see why this Kenny Rogers character spun off in to decades long sequels.
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Blacklight (2022)
So Badly Written...
10 April 2022
Honestly, you can actually see the writer's room in every single scene of this movie. The sad fact is that what you see is a room full of young millennials that have no clue about how life works or how to actually write a movie. What they fill this movie with is a set of rambling leftists views that border on the insane. Maybe this script was crafted by the incompetents working the CNN newsroom in their spare time?

The movie hits its peek at the three minute mark as an AOC clone is run down by an SUV. From there it's a collection of shallow stupidity made by children apparently for children. It's either a sign of writers with a warped understanding of reality or very poor imaginations.

Don't bother with this mess. I don't blame Liam Neeson or the cast. They did the best they could with the crap they were presented. Even the little girl actress was very good surprisingly but they should have let her do some rewrites.
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Superb in every way
31 March 2022
A great tale of cunning and revenge mixed with superb depth. I love the faith aspect and undertones that true redemption cannot satisfy unless God is involved. The cast is amazing and Jim Caviezel hits an absolute home run. Seeing baby Superman was an unexpected pleasure as Henry Cavill does a good job. This movie is honestly one of the top 40 movies of all time.
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Marilyn at her finest
23 March 2022
The scene where Robert rubs the cold out of the naked Marilyn is worth the price of admission alone. This movie honestly features Marilyn Monroe at the peak of her hotness. The story almost doesn't even matter.
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The FBI Story (1959)
Love Jimmy Stewart but...
1 March 2022
...this propaganda piece is all sorts of cringe. This literally is a low point in Jimmy Stewart's brilliant career. I can't believe I watched the scene where his wife has a miscarriage and he treats it like she had an accident cooking macaroni and cheese. Who wrote the script for this? I did hear that j Edgar Hoover himself had a hand in crafting this mess. They should have put j Edgar Hoover in a dress maybe that would have helped make this thing better.
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Depressing and Overrated
17 February 2022
Do you people know how this movie ends? If you don't you don't want to. Avoid this thing because well it's not pretty. George Kennedy is good and Paul Newman is great but the story itself is depressing morbid and about as entertaining is watching fish go belly up.
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Shut In (I) (2022)
Really Good - I'm Stunned
12 February 2022
Don't listen to the haters who have clearly not seen this movie and still gave it a rating. I saw it and I'm actually quite surprised at the high quality of the production value. The entire cast but especially the lead was outstanding. I'm talking award-worthy. Everything is intense and every scene is riveting. The third act was genuinely surprising as was the entire film. I highly recommend this endeavor.
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The Last Duel (2021)
The Awful Woke Duel
10 February 2022
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Awful movie experience. This movie absolutely turned on a dime. Chapter Three reveals the modern disgustingly insane minds of writers in a room deep in the heart of California. This modern insane "men are evil" especially historical white men is the core of this waste of film. It's insulting to history and it's insulting to the viewer. Lingering on "the truth" points to chapter Three and delivers both lead males as disgusting pigs. By the time the duel happens you want BOTH of them to lose. Yet, the only loser here is the unfortunate viewer who endures this entire crap agenda movie.
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Finding Bliss (2009)
Just Trash
8 February 2022
Yes, Leelee is beautiful and captivating in the film. Even though she does no nudity, she is the sexiest woman in the movie. That is honestly all this thing delivers. Every other character is shallow and uninteresting. The entire plot is meandering and the movie honestly doesn't know what it wants to be. Basically, not fulfilling sexuality and not interesting in terms of story. A genuinely frustrating watch.
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Fools' Parade (1971)
Superb Performances
5 February 2022
The plot may not be the strongest but the entire cast elevates the material. Jimmy Stewart is amazing and wonderful as always. It was a blast to see him doing his own stunts 30 years after his service in World War ii. He actually runs and jumps on a train whatever age he is while filming this fun flick. George Kennedy is absolutely one of the worst bad guys of any seventies film and I say that as a compliment. He is or rather his character is despicable. Kurt Russell is a baby in this movie but it's good to see his potential. It's like watching a great major leaguer while still in the minors. Anne Baxter is stunning and eats the screen. The finale leaves something to be desired but overall a good conclusion and a nice little film to rewatch.
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King Richard (2021)
Just Torture
5 February 2022
If you're being honest with yourself you have to admit this movie was atrocious. Honestly, if you want to torture somebody this is the movie from 2021 that you would force them to watch. The performances were tedious and annoying and I guess reflect real life because these people must be the absolute worst in reality. Stay away from this thing if you have more than half a brain.
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Belle Starr (1941)
"Mighty Fine White Lady"
19 January 2022
The start of this film sums it up best. The free slave telling the little girl about the legend of Belle Starr. This absolute legendary cast delivers a wonderful tale. Gene Tierney and Rudolph Scott are amazing and deliver absolute award-worthy performances.
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Enlightening!
19 January 2022
This entire documentary was intriguing and most of its contents unknown to me. This really should have received more attention throughout the years. Patton's exit from this life is clouded in mysteries and genuine conspiracy. As usual Patton was right when he looked forward. He was a visionary as well as a brilliant strategist..
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OK but political hackery
7 January 2022
The movie was okay and the cast did a wonderful job delivering the emotional impact the movie should have. What also worked was the actual footage at the end. What was horrible was depicting Winston Churchill and the British hierarchy as actually evil. That was unnecessary and pure nonsense.
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Wonderful Movie!
6 January 2022
This is honestly a film that the entire family should see. Well crafted and inspirational, it's very much old school and what old school Hollywood used to deliver. Kurt Warner's real life story needed this treatment and I can't wait to own this one on dvd. I love that the faith-based aspects made it into the film yet weren't depicted in an over exaggerated or overt manner. This is a love story as much as it is a football story. Not just the love of a man and his wife but for God and his children.
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Laughably Bad Acting.
5 January 2022
This is the film you watch if you want to see Marlon Brando reading off cue cards very very badly. The one scene when he's talking with the actress on the balcony debating Nazi propaganda is laughably bad. You can see his eyes dart from one cue card to the next. Why was Brando considered good?
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Benedetta (2021)
Blasphemous Trash
12 December 2021
Why do they let Hollywood take cheap shots at certain faiths? If they would make a sacrilegious evil mongering film like this about Muhammad do you think any studio would distribute it? This trash movie is a disgrace. Anyone that watches it, promotes it or praises it should be ashamed of themselves. God May forgive you but no one else should.
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Nauseatingly Bad
12 December 2021
Two hours and thirty six minutes of my life that I'll never get back. This resounding terd made me look at my watch several times between eye rolls. Definitely a production no one needs to endure on the big screen. Woof.
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Finch (2021)
Depressing Waste of Time.
6 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Good grief was this two wasted hours of my life. A post solar flare depressing nonsensical "movie" were nothing happens. Just a road trip film where a dog and a robot end up bonding. This was like watching a bad version of Castaway but without depth or theme... if Castaway ended with Tom Hanks dying coughing up blood and Wilson the volleyball gets to see the Goldengate bridge.
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Hawkeye (2021)
Finally! A good Disney+ show!
3 December 2021
After three complete strikeouts with three poorly written shows we Marvel fans get something worthwhile and of note from Disney Plus! Hawkeye is a wonderful effort with true heart and actual depth. Characters to care about and overall entertaining. No woke agenda or sjw cried in sight! Love the leads and certainly love the nod to a certain Netflix Marvel bad guy we all know and love! Great to see Clint not neutered or castrated in his own show unlike Loki or the winter soldier. Marvel needs to return to this type of storytelling and stop it with all the woke nonsense. Thank God we at least got this one.
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Woof
3 December 2021
This was apparently witten by someone who obviously has no concept or understanding of "the greatest generation". Modern dialog and ridiculous modern sensibilities makes every brief and shallow exchange pure cringe. Feels like a bad high school drama skit, especially with the ending that only a millennial would craft.
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The Blacklist: Benjamin T. Okara (No. 183) (2021)
Season 9, Episode 5
Loving This Season
22 November 2021
This has been the best The blacklist has been in many a years. Red Reddington is back to being delightful yet imposing. I love the arcs and turns and character depth that they are coming up with now. So refreshing to get Liz out of the picture and Red back to the forefront. Can't wait and hope there's many seasons more to come...
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Mutant X (2001– )
Victoria Pratt makes it!
11 November 2021
Beautiful people doing crazy over-the-top stuff. Who cares about plot when you have the amazing Victoria Pratt hypnotizing and captivating every single scene she is in?
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Injustice (2021)
Interesting but shallow
10 November 2021
I never read the book so I have no idea how it holds up in that regard. What they animated here is interesting because there are no restrictions. What doesn't work is the motivation and ultimately the conclusion. It honestly felt like they didn't know how to end this movie and they just did so. Not bad and worth the watch but certainly not high quality in any way shape or form.
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